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Reply | On manoeuvres for Sunday (n/t)
at 08:13 21 May 2017
It's a great song. Today I have been mostly pissing all over the posh seats in the west stand and planting daffodils in the six yard box by the away end. Leigh Dineen turned up this morning checking all the seats and I think he was looking for me. Sadly for him when I close my eyes I am invisible so he was never going to see me.
I jumped over the East stand this morning and landed in the river where Mark Harris was fishing for his breakfast. He has fallen on hard times.
Huw Jenkins needs to know how we feel.
Over and out. |
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Reply | On manoeuvres for Sunday
at 22:12 20 May 2017
I haven't eaten anything but a seagul since 2.
Later I'm going to eat brass band. |
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Reply | On manoeuvres for Sunday
at 02:29 20 May 2017
I'm sorry boys, I'm failing you all. I've been smoked out of the initial diagnosis and research area by Llorente's underpants, I'm now recovering in the away dug out, but I don't think I have much left.
Send more supplies, code 56328. Purchase number meat : dave : Sunday carrot.
This is our last chance for freedom boys, it's been a long road, Omaha beach. steak and cheese. |
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Reply | On manoeuvres for Sunday
at 02:28 19 May 2017
I've spent the evening in Huws office, he has been collecting emails and apparently this will happen in January. The leftovers from last night ? There were none, Angel Rangel took them all under the pretence of giving them to the homeless. I saw him eating 76 posh sandwiches, 14 bags of nuts, 32 scotch eggs and egg mayo filled flaky pastry. He then was sick all over the grass bank by the east stand.
I think he has a problem.
I pissed all over Huws west stand seat as well today. But that's the least of his problems.
I'll explain more later in the morning, but first I have to plant some mischief. |
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Reply | On manoeuvres for Sunday
at 10:27 18 May 2017
Lovely morning fellow jacks, having a picnic in the ladies on the north stand. Very pleasant place to be fair. The old head is feeling better today, I took some hallucinagenic strepsils last night, that will learn me. I'm going to crawl over to the west later and do something to Huws seat. |
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Reply | On manoeuvres for Sunday
at 02:10 18 May 2017
Thanks for all your help boys, but it's been a hard night. Only Wednesday and I wanted to make sure the protest boys had a fair crack of it so I thought about putting slippy fluid on the steps in the east stand then thought that won't work because everybody going to their seats will fall backwards. Then .....
I went to sleep.
I've taken a photo of the centre circle this evening and I hope you like it. I'm going to be honest boys I'm bloody frightened here, I've got no friends close by and I'm pretty sad. I really want to get out but I can't beacusenthe doors are locked, please help me someone.
I think I might kill myself.
Maybe if I had a pie that would work.
I had a shit on the pitch earlier. |
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Reply | On manoeuvres for Sunday
at 09:56 17 May 2017
Thanks for the messages boys.
I've spent the morning in the roof space between the south stand floodlights. Lovely view from here of the shops by the river. I've got to be careful though because Alan Tait has sneaked in and is reenacting his best moments. |
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Reply | On manoeuvres for Sunday
at 01:02 17 May 2017
Ok boys I'm bedding down for the night, I've got enough sarnys until Friday, and Dai Reece has had his seat cleaned. Confirmation code 9472-351. PayPal accepted. Listen now, I am accepting donations but after Sunday I think it's the gonzo for me. Ive been asked to activate a state 7 on the east side of the pitch two hours before kick off on Sunday and activate P17 as well. It's a big ask so any help is gratefully accepted. More info on that on Saturday after the blonde physio goes through the players. I'll keep my head down until morning now.
I expect a thoro search here in the morning as I hid Dineens BBQ so when he turned up with his two friends tonight his burgers stayed frozen. Stick that in your bulk vending machine Dineen.
Stay free fellow jacks, don't say too much. Loose lips sinks ships. |
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Reply | On manoeuvres for Sunday
at 22:42 16 May 2017
None of them work they never have.
All of the pictures on screens are suggestive via a mind probe inserted in the watchers index finger when they touch one of the Liberty stones. I do have inside information but they are on holiday.
I spent four days in Huw Jenkins wardrobe at his house last year, he eats fruit in bed. |
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Reply | On manoeuvres for Sunday
at 21:09 16 May 2017
I've managed to drill a hole in to the east stand near the TV. Attached a mobdro box and watching Reading v Fulham. Pies are cold.
I'm having a fag, not a steward to be seen. |
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Reply | On manoeuvres for Sunday
at 20:44 16 May 2017
Spider - The Ringo Starr yellow coin is in the woods by Nigell ðŸ‘
Beware of Spy Andrew. He knows little but talks big. [Post edited 16 May 2017 20:47]
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Reply | On manoeuvres for Sunday
at 20:43 16 May 2017
The support from you all is overwhelming.
I'll take some more pictures tonight, I'm currently in the east stand by the tv camera bit. Lovely view from here.
I've got six seats to clean tonight, any others drop me a shout. |
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Reply | I'm alone in the ground and you remove my thread
at 15:52 16 May 2017
A sneak preview of my overnight picture of the underground labyrinth underneath the west stand.
Scary place. But if you sneak in quiet enough the warthogs stay asleep.
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Reply | On manoeuvres for Sunday
at 12:45 16 May 2017
I'm running a technical diagnosis over night.
At the moment Huw is playing football with the ghost of Reg Pike in the players tunnel.
I had numerous issues as well early morning. Once the wolf was chased off ( I have ninja fingers ) I tried to get over to the Penderyn suite via the south stand cleaning a few seats on the way. This is where my problems started, I think there is a force field stopping night time movement south to west so this evening after Leigh Dineens weekly BBQ on the pitch I am going north by north west. This depends on the time Dineens BBQ finishes and if he cleans up or not.
Standing by. |
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Reply | I'm alone in the ground and you remove my thread
at 11:53 16 May 2017
I have assisted access to the planet swans web casms.
Here is an earlier post before it was removed.
I've managed to avoid the stewards here tonight and will be spending the rest of this week hiding in the ground. I have sufficient sandwiches and crisps for at least four days and intend on utilising my inside knowledge of the ground to cook food each night. The beer will also provide a decent distraction to the boredom.
Currently in the east stand bogs but intend moving west shortly.
PLEASE SUPPORT CONK FINDER BY LIKING MY ONE MAN CONK CRUSADE.
Here is more
As an aside I will be out on reconnaissance overnight towards the centre west. Targets 1and 2 are suspected of being in situ by 1450 hours on P day so certain techniques will be employed. Anyone with season tickets ( seats ) in the south stand leave your seat numbers here as I am offering a valet service to raise funds for my inevitable arrest and conviction come Sunday evening.
One more
Temperatures have dropped boys, I'm crawling round the lower south, they didn't do a great job cleaning up last game for sure but I've cleaned Jonesys seat ( that's a pound mush ) and I'm about to start on a Clive Walsh' s seat now. Really foggy as well. Earlier on a wolf nearly sniffed me out but I confused him with my ninja fingers. They've left a light on in the Penderyn suite so I'm hoping to get there for 0500 hours.
When I get there I'll get back to you, I've left the portable German klip filters on the bus, so I'll make do with homemade.
Wish me luck, laters.
SUPPORT THE CONK.
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Reply | Protest 17 WBA
at 11:46 16 May 2017
Hey boys, I am in the ground, somewhere underneath one of the corner flags. I'm protesting regards the thread removal system on planet swans. You have my support but as you can see I have far more pressing matters to deal with. |
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