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Reply | Andre the friendly ghost departs
at 14:15 11 May 2024
I'm getting better at understanding what Nourry is actually saying in these press releases.
"Andre's career is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. He was the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which will lead him, inexorably, to Conference football."
Cheers Christian, so we're letting him go, yeah? |
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Reply | Manisha Taylor
at 14:16 10 May 2024
Erectile Disfunction and Impotence. Let's not be afraid to tackle the hard issues on here or even the issues that are a slightly lazy lob-on. |
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Reply | Kakay Departs
at 12:02 7 May 2024
Come on lads, everyone knows the normal form game model is defined by the 3-tuple, Γ = 〈N,A,{uj}j∈N〉, where N is the set of players, A is the action space, and uj is the utility function for player j (each player in N has its own utility function).
Honestly, sometimes talking football on this board is like showing a dog a card trick... |
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Reply | Kakay Departs
at 09:36 7 May 2024
You're right. We really should have taken the £13m Sheffield Utd were desperate to give us for his services. |
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Reply | Palace put price tag on Eze
at 21:57 6 May 2024
I would say Zesh Rehman has possessed Casemerio but Zesh Rehman never won possession of anything. |
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Reply | Palace put price tag on Eze
at 21:45 6 May 2024
Watching Palarse running a massive pork sword through what's left of Man U, you can't look past Olisse. If Eze had taken either of his chances this would be a gob-bumming. |
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Reply | Kakay Departs
at 19:46 6 May 2024
I genuinely hope he signs for Stockport County to replace Todd Kane. |
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Reply | Slow, Stalled, Penalty Run Ups.
at 19:30 6 May 2024
Socrates smoked 60 Marlboro Red a day so 2 yards was probably as much run up as he could manage. |
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Reply | Show us what you got!
at 19:23 6 May 2024
Enslaved Roman general Maximus must fight for his life and freedom in front of a capacity Anfield crowd whose sole contribution after singing "You'll Never Walk Alone" is to subject him to an increasingly ponderous stream of one-sided scouse "banter".
Soft Ladiator
(guest-starring Oliver Reed as "Our Kid Proximo"). |
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Reply | Slow, Stalled, Penalty Run Ups.
at 12:15 6 May 2024
I'm going to say I love the way Eze doess the drop-step for a penalty. Hull away, Preston at home - you can almost see the keeper going "must not get sat down, must not get sat down, must not...ahh shìt" |
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Reply | Show us what you got!
at 11:36 6 May 2024
Money saving expert Martin Lewis shares thrifty tips on how to dine on a budget at East London's 3rd biggest club.
A Burger at the Orient for less. |
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Reply | Show us what you got!
at 22:20 5 May 2024
Sean Bean* runs the Sheffield Utd squad through a series of murderous dragon and wolf-infested pre-season drills in a freezing arctic wasteland populated by the inbred and undead**: Game of Cones
* no relation to Marcus
** Hartlepool |
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Reply | Show us what you got!
at 20:34 5 May 2024
A tour de force from De Niro in the chilling tale of an ex-convict's struggles to overcome an irrational phobia of French batter-based treats: Crêpe Fear. |
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Reply | Kit Sponsor's meet and greet
at 14:18 3 May 2024
I put this on the twätter a while back but after 25yrs of managers saying "we've got to win THIS week" and "we've got to win NEXT week" to then hear Marti talk about instilling a winning culture at the club felt a little bit like he was asking a dog to grasp the concept of Norway. |
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Reply | School. End Friday
at 22:32 29 Apr 2024
A Maidstone fan fell on Ipswich supporters in the cup tie at Portman Road. I'd be pretty aggrieved if some fat Kent scally landed on me. |
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