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World Cup penalties
at 13:40 21 Jun 2018

How many penalties have we had so far in this World Cup?

What was the number of penalties in the previous World Cups?

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BRA V SWI
at 20:43 17 Jun 2018

1-1 5 mins left

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Bratwurst V Burritos
at 16:04 17 Jun 2018

0-0 5 mins in open game so far.

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Machu Picchu V Bacon enthusiasts
at 17:48 16 Jun 2018

Peru just missed a VAR pen.

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Poor Karius...
at 19:56 29 May 2018

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Championship playoff final thread - Fulham v Villa
at 07:46 26 May 2018

Who do we want to win? Villa a closer away trip but Fulham apparently a good one.

Think I want Villa to go up (even though John Terry plays for them), as I haven't done Fulham away and would like to. Be nice for Neil Taylor too.

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Eurovision 2018
at 20:36 12 May 2018

What no thread?!

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Top ten self-deprecating chants
at 17:20 11 May 2018

Not that I want to give people ideas, but some corkers in here

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Carlos' press conference
at 13:28 11 May 2018

Doing a bit of a Mourinho/Van Gaal getting the stats out to show he's done better than it seems. Touting himself out or wanting to stay? He said he's talking with Huw after the Stoke match.

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So then, what do we do against Stoke?
at 12:29 10 May 2018

I'm not suggesting for a second that I think we can overturn the 10 goal swing over Soton, but we need goals. We need to have at least 4 to have a tiny percentage chance of survival.

How do we go about the Stoke game? Do we play some crazy formation, 4-2-4, 3-4-4 etc, and pile on every attacking player that we can? Who cares if we lose 2-0, we won't be scoring more than 2 goals with 5 at the back.

I suspect it'll be the usual tactics and probably a 0-0, but should we try and go gung-ho?

[Post edited 10 May 12:29]

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Wall of lame
at 17:07 4 May 2018

Players that were a bit shite/mediocre but you liked them anyway.

I'll start:

Steve Watkin
Jason Price

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The Planet Swans BBQ thread
at 17:34 19 Apr 2018

Anyone had them out this week? What's you're fave things to throw on the barby?

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Guard of honour vs Man City
at 09:06 17 Apr 2018

Any idea if we're planning on doing it? Isn't it now 'a thing' when playing new champions?

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Your favourite 'on the rocks' drink
at 17:34 7 Apr 2018

After today's match I'm considering taking up alcoholism [that's a joke for people who take things too seriously].

So what spirit do you like with ice? Any recommendations appreciated.

[Post edited 7 Apr 17:34]

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The definition of a ‘backs to the wall’ performance
at 16:59 10 Mar 2018

I think this is it!