| Plenty of Fish 13:51 - Aug 30 with 3225 views | gigiisourgod |
Anyone on there. Anyone had any joy on there or got any humorous stories. 'Mates' stories also welcomed. |  | | |  |
| Plenty of Fish on 14:12 - Aug 30 with 3162 views | 1MoreBrightonR |
I've just rejoined after being off it for 3 months. Always gone fairly well for me....a couple of dullish nights out and one girl definitely wasn't as slim as she was in her photos!
Had one interesting night when the condom broke....and for medical reasons she wasnt on the pill and wasn't supposed to take the morning after pill. | | | |
| Plenty of Fish on 14:24 - Aug 30 with 3133 views | Juzzie |
About a dozen years ago I gave one of those sites a try and fk me, what a nightmare! One girl also looked nothing like her photo (some serious photoshopping had gone on there) another didn't turn up and one I met up with proudly claimed she'd shag on the first date and had done so twice that week and without protection ('bye) and one other date turned up with her sister.
Not a problem as such as the sister was just making sure I wasn't some axe-wielding maniac but she was then supposed to leave. So, I went up to the bar to get 2 drinks and came back and the two girls were blatantly chatting up two blokes on the next table who were clearly not interested (they had girlfriends of their own as I heard them talking about them earlier). I made my presence known and they ignored me. So, I drank both drinks quickly and left. Sent her a message the next day saying how rude she was and if that's how she behaves I'm glad it went no further and that I'm not surprised she's single!
Never been on one since. |  | | |
| Plenty of Fish on 14:44 - Aug 30 with 3078 views | thame_hoops |
Never heard of this site until a mate told me he was looking on it and my ex was on there, he didn't know we'd broken up and thought he was doing me a favour telling me!
Whatever happened with hitting on a women in a bar, much more fun. |  | | |
| Plenty of Fish on 16:25 - Aug 30 with 2966 views | Lblock |
| Plenty of Fish on 14:44 - Aug 30 by thame_hoops |
Never heard of this site until a mate told me he was looking on it and my ex was on there, he didn't know we'd broken up and thought he was doing me a favour telling me!
Whatever happened with hitting on a women in a bar, much more fun. |
Read that last bit very quickly and thought, for a split second, you were Marlon King! |  |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| Plenty of Fish on 16:51 - Aug 30 with 2912 views | Hoopstar |
| Plenty of Fish on 14:44 - Aug 30 by thame_hoops |
Never heard of this site until a mate told me he was looking on it and my ex was on there, he didn't know we'd broken up and thought he was doing me a favour telling me!
Whatever happened with hitting on a women in a bar, much more fun. |
Amen to that. Much more fun in bars although that isn't normally the start of great romances. A few weeks ago I made it back to a lovely lady I'd met in Camdens place only to be kicked out when I couldn't remember her name... |  | | |
| Plenty of Fish on 17:11 - Aug 30 with 2867 views | simmo |
| Plenty of Fish on 16:51 - Aug 30 by Hoopstar |
Amen to that. Much more fun in bars although that isn't normally the start of great romances. A few weeks ago I made it back to a lovely lady I'd met in Camdens place only to be kicked out when I couldn't remember her name... |
BANTER. |  |
| ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead |
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| Plenty of Fish on 17:55 - Aug 30 with 2813 views | Hayesender |
| Plenty of Fish on 16:51 - Aug 30 by Hoopstar |
Amen to that. Much more fun in bars although that isn't normally the start of great romances. A few weeks ago I made it back to a lovely lady I'd met in Camdens place only to be kicked out when I couldn't remember her name... |
Ha ha ha, that happened to me years ago in Blackpool.
She almost told me to do one  |  |
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| Plenty of Fish on 18:08 - Aug 30 with 2773 views | runningman75 |
One women was interested in me but she was a Chelski fan. I had to tell her I would not date Chelski fans on principle. Still looking for a single female QPR fan, would be a good first date at Loftus Road. | | | |
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| Plenty of Fish on 18:10 - Aug 30 with 2770 views | plymhoop |
went on pof last year
one of the first messages i received
some bird wanted to show me 'extra' photos she had
turns out she likes pain in a big way
pics of her tits bound, red raw spanked ass that sort of thing
but also a pic of her inserting a pair of scissors inside herself
blades open !
was just a tad too much for me !!
think I still be able to recognise her profile if anyones interested lol |  |
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| Plenty of Fish on 18:19 - Aug 30 with 2748 views | gigiisourgod |
| Plenty of Fish on 18:10 - Aug 30 by plymhoop |
went on pof last year
one of the first messages i received
some bird wanted to show me 'extra' photos she had
turns out she likes pain in a big way
pics of her tits bound, red raw spanked ass that sort of thing
but also a pic of her inserting a pair of scissors inside herself
blades open !
was just a tad too much for me !!
think I still be able to recognise her profile if anyones interested lol |
All positive stuff so far then... | | | |
| Plenty of Fish on 18:43 - Aug 30 with 2720 views | Lblock |
| Plenty of Fish on 18:10 - Aug 30 by plymhoop |
went on pof last year
one of the first messages i received
some bird wanted to show me 'extra' photos she had
turns out she likes pain in a big way
pics of her tits bound, red raw spanked ass that sort of thing
but also a pic of her inserting a pair of scissors inside herself
blades open !
was just a tad too much for me !!
think I still be able to recognise her profile if anyones interested lol |
You call that pain?
Get her a loft upper season ticket....folded knees and pure shyte in your eyes.
Now THAT'S pain!!! | |
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| Plenty of Fish on 19:30 - Aug 30 with 2662 views | Hunterhoop |
Been there! I am AWFUL for names. I'm pretty sure I've done that and had to concoct some way for her to input her no. and name into my phone without it being so obvious that I don't know her name.
Equally, waking up the next morning without know her name...argh! A mate once missed Blackburn away because, having been chased via text as he was late for the lift, he txt back saying "I'm in bed. Someone else's bed. I don't know her name. I don't know where we are in London. I won't make it."
Fair play. We were 3-0 down at HT, so probably be right! |  | | |
| Plenty of Fish on 19:51 - Aug 30 with 2614 views | HollowayRanger |
after a night of fun (well ok 10mins ) called my EX fiancee by her sisters name
that didnt go well! |  |
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| Plenty of Fish on 21:00 - Aug 30 with 2526 views | ShotKneesHoop |
| Plenty of Fish on 18:10 - Aug 30 by plymhoop |
went on pof last year
one of the first messages i received
some bird wanted to show me 'extra' photos she had
turns out she likes pain in a big way
pics of her tits bound, red raw spanked ass that sort of thing
but also a pic of her inserting a pair of scissors inside herself
blades open !
was just a tad too much for me !!
think I still be able to recognise her profile if anyones interested lol |
Ideal signing for 'Arry............................................. big girl, likes pain, so I expect to see her wearing Zamorra's shirt next week. |  |
| Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me! |
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| Plenty of Fish on 02:21 - Aug 31 with 2363 views | SonofNorfolt |
| Plenty of Fish on 18:10 - Aug 30 by plymhoop |
went on pof last year
one of the first messages i received
some bird wanted to show me 'extra' photos she had
turns out she likes pain in a big way
pics of her tits bound, red raw spanked ass that sort of thing
but also a pic of her inserting a pair of scissors inside herself
blades open !
was just a tad too much for me !!
think I still be able to recognise her profile if anyones interested lol |
What was her number again? |  | | |
| Plenty of Fish on 06:16 - Aug 31 with 2331 views | CanadaRanger |
Relationships are a lot like algebra...
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y? |  | | |
| Plenty of Fish on 08:53 - Aug 31 with 2224 views | thame_hoops |
| Plenty of Fish on 06:16 - Aug 31 by CanadaRanger |
Relationships are a lot like algebra...
Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y? |
Hahah I'm stealing that! | | | |
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