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Influencers
at 14:55 25 Oct 2019

I had a bad bout of the influencers last winter. I’m having one of those jabs this year.
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Ejaria
at 14:52 23 Oct 2019

Agreed. Stylish. Like Carlton Palmer crossed with a football player. Also agree about the high foot challenge.

ps: Just checked his creds. Born in Southwark. On loan from Liverpool. Bah humbug!
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Booing at the end...
at 01:49 23 Oct 2019

Bollox. You’re either acoustically delusional or you have basso profondo tinnitus.
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Funny things you have seen at a football match
at 17:42 22 Oct 2019

Mr H. was hoping to take you up on your kind offer alas I’m now running late and have a meet on the Goldhawk Road. Of course if you’re there apres-match ...
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Fakes thread
at 13:53 22 Oct 2019

Should probably keep this to myself but got this funny feeling.

0-0
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Funny things you have seen at a football match
at 08:30 22 Oct 2019



Though Honeywood’s leg was in an offside position when the goal was scored, if we go back to the previous phase of play when the prosthetic was intact we find that the scoring limb was both onside and behind the ball. The goal stands - unlike the goal scorer immediately after. GOAL!
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Oh I do like to be beside the seaside ...
at 00:34 22 Oct 2019

Fish n Chips/ End of the Pier FA Cup Draw update

First Round proper:

Harrogate Town v Portsmouth
Maidstone United v Torquay United
Haringey Borough/Yeovil v Hartlepool
Hayes & Yeading/Poole v Oxford United
Potters Bar/Barnet v Fleetwood Town
Dover Athletic v Southend United
Blackpool v Morecambe

9 possible seaside away-days in the hat including two cracking ‘greased tea’ derbies.

Other choice ties:

Dulwich Hamlet v Carlisle United.
Leyton Orient v Maldon & Tiptree
Stevenage v Peterborough United
Bristol Rovers v Bromley
Macclesfield v Kingstonian

Bit of a journey for the Cumbrians - into the heart of beardy hipstersdom. Jammy draw for FA Cup Round One first-timers Maldon & Tiptree - should be happy with that. Newtown derby in the flatlands. Tough away day for the Bromley contingent. Likewise Kingstonian - congratulations btw didn’t realise it had been so long.
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Toys you had as a kid.
at 15:21 21 Oct 2019

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Toys you had as a kid.
at 14:14 21 Oct 2019



Great for mix tapes tho

(soz fat fingers down arrowed by mistake)
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VAR is a blight on our game
at 10:06 21 Oct 2019

This nonsense needs to be snipped. Football needs a VARsectomy.
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Joe Waters
at 09:55 21 Oct 2019



Oh yes. Grooooovy baby!
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Any of those kit fascists watching Citeh game?
at 20:56 19 Oct 2019





An inverse of Barca’s lolly away shirt of 7 years ago. Bit dated really. Saying that I don’t mind either of them.
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Oh I do like to be beside the seaside ...
at 12:36 19 Oct 2019

Late bracing additions to FA Cup Seaside list:

Poole Town (2,500) away to Hayes & Yeading.
Hartlepool (7,858) home to Brackley Town
Barrow Town (5,045) home to Solihull Moors

Hartlepool the town in England nearest to a nuclear power plant. Barrow currently managed by Ian Evatt and possibly the only team with a nuclear submarine on their badge.

What to say about Poole Town? Charlie Austin’s old team. Lies equidistant between the Harold Redknapp residence and the Studland Naturist Beach, ie: there’s a cock joke here somewhere.
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Joe Waters
at 00:32 19 Oct 2019

Day 15 of actively supporting QPR. So far so good. A six goal thriller at St*mf*rd Br*dg* and two home wins including a 3-1 demolishing of Spurs. D W W. This supporting QPR lark is pretty straightforward and bags of fun. Almost too easy really. Leicester will be straightforward, just hope we manage to avoid Liverpool in the semi-final.

Well we certainly managed that. This was more than an FA Cup Quarter Final home defeat. It was an omen. An early sup from the Milk Cup of human despair. In a way I’m thankful to Joe Waters for revealing the true nature of QPR to me so soon - the utter bastard.

Edit: And thank you too xtc for bringing this up for no apparent reason. You’re a card.
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John Bercow with the hair of Gerry Francis
at 21:44 18 Oct 2019

And it seemed to me you lived your life ...
LIKE A BROWN PAPER BAG WHEELER-DEALER
YOU BONUS-GAME FCUK-WIT!
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Anyone been to all these now defunct football grounds?
at 21:27 18 Oct 2019

Elf plus White City für die Hunde.

Und Walthamstow Avenue!
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Anyone been to all these now defunct football grounds?
at 18:00 18 Oct 2019

Never mind defunct, I wonder if the Withdean was ever really a football ground in the first place?
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'ave it...
at 12:02 18 Oct 2019



I reckon they were using one of these from the toys you had as a kid thread.
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Toys you had as a kid.
at 10:24 18 Oct 2019



You’ve lost something ...

It’s Partick Thistle ...

It’s down the back of the sofa!
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Getting lively in Canning Town
at 21:43 17 Oct 2019

You don’t need a ladder to get up on a train.
My eyes saw a man atop an ‘ivory train’
Despotically disrupting the plebeians
who refuse to follow his orders
The dam has been broken
He won’t be the last to suffer
And the times they are a-changing




Boston does Bobby.
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