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Asmir apologises
at 22:45 11 Apr 2024

“I'm sorry boss” he said to Marti.
“Yeah, so was Brenda Lee” said Marti.

Actually, I think Begs might play a blinder in the next game.
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Reggie Cannon
at 13:11 10 Apr 2024

Obviously I defer to Marti's knowledge but I'm surprised Cannon hasn't been tried in somewhere other than being on the bench as RB sub.
He wasn't match fit when he played early in the season but looked pretty good.
We've been barrel-scraping for options lately and I seem to recall talk of him being OK in other positions.
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Country
at 22:25 31 Mar 2024

Seeing as we've got a couple of music threads going……I think I may be the only country fan on here but Beyonce has a country album out which newspaper critics are wetting themselves over. The Times had a little list of essential country records which surprise, surprise, would not appeal to real country fans.
Anyone heard her album?
I expect I'll find it on youtube eventually.
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AI Beers
at 14:39 30 Mar 2024

Startling article in my paper this morning saying AI, although threatening the future of mankind could lead to better beers and ales.
I'm OK with that - perhaps they could get Youngs to produce a beer to rival that which it brewed before they closed the Ram brewery in Wandsworth.
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Casey Wasserman
at 09:49 30 Mar 2024

No, me neither. Head of one of the biggest sports and entertainment agencies predicts some Premier league matches will be played in the USA within ten years
In fact he goes so far as to say he'll be “shocked” if this doesn't come about.
Nothing without the fans eh ?
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Hammersmith Council
at 20:52 25 Mar 2024

I've just discovered where all the yellow-box incursions and parking fines I've paid them over the years has gone.
The council has been ordered to pay an unfairly dismissed worker the sum of, wait for it……£4.6 million.
By Crikey Dr Watson, no wonder the bins are collected late.
They may as well have rounded it up to 5 mill.
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Fair Game UK
at 00:12 22 Mar 2024

Belated report of a letter in today's Times from Niall Couper of the above mentioned group.
I am not aware of this body but I'm sure many of us are.
Since the inception of the Prem, no less than 64 clubs have gone into administration and more than 50% of clubs in the top four divs are technically insolvent.
Crikey O'Reilly.
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Win double
at 22:57 17 Mar 2024

I've got a win double with Paddy Power:

Putin to win the Russian election and QPR to stay up.

Well, that's the first leg in the bag.
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Vaughan Gething
at 18:27 16 Mar 2024

Announced as Wales next first minister.
He's a Cardiff fan. When they score he cries “Gething”
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Lighten up the load
at 17:35 10 Mar 2024

We haven't had any daft wordplay to take our minds away from the tension.
How about some fish-influenced popular music stars ? I was thinking:

Doctor Eelgood
Codplay
Ling Crosby
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Ticket office
at 11:00 3 Mar 2024

I have a mate driving down to london overnight and wants to get a couple of tickets for the two home games.
Anyone know what time the ticket office opens in the morning ?
Can't find opening times on the offish
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Sports bars
at 15:04 21 Feb 2024

Not my cup of tea, but found myself in one lunchtime having had half an hour to kill.
Ross McCrorrie of Bristol City on one of the many screens saying it was “yoomiliatin'” losing to QPR.
In future I'll look for a real pub or else sit in the park. Although it was raining.
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Division bell
at 23:02 18 Feb 2024

Funny the things that have always been there but you don't know about.
Pubs near the House of Commons had a division bell in the bar to call MPs if a vote was about to take place. Died out cos of mobile phones.
Most of the boozers I'd been to had bells followed by a rough gutteral voice shouting “ aintcha got no 'omes to go to ? ”
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March fixtures
at 23:57 17 Feb 2024

Pretty daunting huh ?
As if the Rotherham game wasn't important enough.
The Bard said March comes in like a lion and out like a lamb.
Guess we'll find out soon enough.
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Pochettino
at 23:00 4 Feb 2024

Chelsea manager saying the club aren't matching their history.
Aw, come on, of course they are - their fans are just as repellent and rebarbative as at any time in their history.
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Stattos………
at 22:29 28 Jan 2024

I wonder if anyone can answer. Has an English football league team ever gone into February with the left back as (joint) leading scorer?
The records keep tumbling with this team.
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Full Ninety Minutes
at 13:44 23 Jan 2024

I wonder why the full 90 mins is available on the Offish some weeks but not others - this week for example.
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Tomorrow Afternoon
at 19:22 12 Jan 2024

I hate it when we have a situation like this - we can but watch helplessly as the gap potentially widens between us and fourth bottom. How will our fainthearted players react to a seven point gap ?
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Paula Vennells
at 21:36 9 Jan 2024

If Marti manages to save us, can her CBE be transferred to him ?
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Sir Tim….
at 14:32 30 Dec 2023

Well, we had Sir Tom, now Spoons owner Tim Martin knighted.
He's had a fair bit of help from me.
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