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at 23:01 15 Jul 2026

Hindsight, 'tis a wonderful thing.
Who would have thought, back in 1955, that Eric Coates f****n' 'ated Leeds and of course Leicester.

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looking forward to certain games this season.
at 22:27 14 Jul 2026

I saw us at Aldershot years ago. They were very good at switching play from one wing to the other - left, right, left, right…..

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Man U Sign Tielemans
at 21:01 14 Jul 2026

He's not much good but can entertain the other players on harmonica at half time.

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Pop songs updated for the weather
at 14:44 13 Jul 2026

The Brown, Brown, Grass Of Home. Tom Jones

Wild Fire. The Troggs

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me
at 22:28 12 Jul 2026

Great, Clive.

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me
at 21:42 12 Jul 2026

My vicar always has the last word - Amen.

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Dear weather gods
at 21:14 12 Jul 2026

Bloke on telly blaming El Nino, but I can't see how sherry can affect the weather. Goes down a treat with that there Spaghetti Bongo lazy.

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at 14:00 12 Jul 2026

I remember Alf Ramsey, in an interview saying “Hargentina ? They're hanimals.
That was before his elocution lessons.

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at 22:54 11 Jul 2026

I thought tedium was a chemical element. OK, we scored but hard to watch.
I need a hydration break, off to the fridge.

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me
at 15:20 11 Jul 2026

How about a drink-sodden rhyme on the matter:

Some posters' hooves are cleft,
Some like me, merely bereft,
Let them leave…..stage left !

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Dermot Murnaghan .
at 15:17 11 Jul 2026

RIP Sir.

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me
at 14:41 11 Jul 2026

I know you - you nicked a packet o' fags off me two seasons back….

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Dear weather gods
at 14:29 11 Jul 2026

I quite agree - brewers bring out their winter beers, football, relative peace & quiet, i can desport my Barbour clobber…..

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Aircon
at 23:01 10 Jul 2026

The drawback of the units that have exhaust pipe running out the window is they all seem to have adaptors for sash windows. Our windows open sideways but I've managed to adapt the adaptor(!).
Also hang a wet bathtowel from the curtain rail and refresh a few times a day.

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rip
at 21:21 10 Jul 2026

To be fair, the OP wasn't bringing in the politics.

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Aircon
at 15:38 10 Jul 2026

We've still got the “Dog Days” to come. If the temps are similar to those at present, it could be hell.

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Aircon
at 15:04 10 Jul 2026

I prefer Steve Millerband ( groan ).
I read in my daily rag he wanted to ban said items.
Has he denied it ?

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Aircon
at 14:44 10 Jul 2026

I worry the Ed Milliband might become chancellor - he wants to ban aircon, dishwashers and spin dryers for eco reasons. He even advised pubs to sell warm beer. What a tosser.

Edit - the wife and I are taking Ed's advice. We'll take our washing and two large stones down to the Thames at Chiswick Mall and save the planet.

[Post edited 10 Jul 14:54]

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Pierce Charles confirmed
at 13:30 10 Jul 2026

If you asked him the score, he'd say “one thinks it's one-one”

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Pierce Charles confirmed
at 13:06 10 Jul 2026

I didn't know Prince Charles was a goalie

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