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How did you choose your username? 18:46 - Apr 23 with 10177 viewsDrizzy

This is a thread for the PlanetSwans mavericks to explain how they chose some of their legendary user names. The DwightYorkeSuperstars of this board, not the generic swanseafan1912 types.

I'll start.



I see a lot of myself in the man both mentally and physically. We're both artists, misunderstood by older generations. We both started from the bottom and know the struggle. He's quite easily the most obvious reflection of myself in the celebrity world.

What about your username?

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How did you choose your username? on 21:57 - May 15 with 1251 viewsItchySphincter

How did you choose your username? on 21:25 - May 15 by Cooperman

One of the classic OP's. The second paragraph sounds like something you hear on Sky Arts.


It's Sprattyesque. I remember her comparing herself to Gandhi once.

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How did you choose your username? on 22:08 - May 15 with 1233 viewsMuteswan

Sorry can't tell you about mine!
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How did you choose your username? on 22:11 - May 15 with 1228 viewsEbo

How did you choose your username? on 10:25 - May 15 by WarwickHunt

http://www.pwc.co.uk/contacts/w/warwick-hunt.html


Still my favourite username on here. I like a good old chortle me ;)

Thank you, goodnight and bollocks
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How did you choose your username? on 09:22 - May 16 with 1152 viewsOnslow

How did you choose your username? on 17:13 - May 15 by Darran

Should have called you Eddie Yeats instead.


F*ck off, Trick boy

She keeps passin' me by...

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How did you choose your username? on 09:53 - May 16 with 1140 viewsdickythorpe

I order "alternative" drinks to well known brand names, in the misguided belief they will be popular.
I get easily led by sales reps.
I am the most hapless and clumsy worker you'll ever meet.
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How did you choose your username? on 10:14 - May 16 with 1125 viewsperchrockjack

And a considerable appendage

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How did you choose your username? on 11:08 - May 16 with 1117 viewsBrother_Ben

I did a sermon on a mini bus in a monk costume on an away trip to Doncaster using a stolen A4 diary as a bible in the hope of influencing the team to win.
We drew 0-0 and it was cold. Our Polish driver had to lend me his hat and gloves.
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How did you choose your username? on 11:19 - May 16 with 1105 viewsjackal

I'm a jack and my name is Al.

Wish it could have been cleverer. Although "The Day of the Jackal" is one of my favourite books.
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How did you choose your username? on 11:20 - May 16 with 1103 viewsDafyddHuw

How did you choose your username? on 19:09 - Apr 23 by DJack

I was just about to cal you a class traitor then it occurred to me that that's balls... you are very middle class


Don't you mean clase traitor?
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How did you choose your username? on 11:22 - May 16 with 1102 viewsDafyddHuw

How did you choose your username? on 21:20 - Apr 23 by bluenile

Bluenile..............feck all to do with the scummers, despite what some n here have thought.............The Blue Nile..............a great, great band. Scottish, unusual, thought-provoking, took a near lifetime to make their 2nd album.


Yes, but did they start from the bottom and do they know the struggle?
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How did you choose your username? on 11:28 - May 16 with 1096 viewsDafyddHuw

How did you choose your username? on 10:25 - May 15 by WarwickHunt

http://www.pwc.co.uk/contacts/w/warwick-hunt.html


Imagine being Mr. & Mrs Hunt and deciding to call their son Warwick!?

Far, far better than Mr & Mrs Healey and their son Austin.


Only just found this thread. Comedy feckin gold.
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How did you choose your username? on 12:22 - May 16 with 1080 viewsOnslow

How did you choose your username? on 09:53 - May 16 by dickythorpe

I order "alternative" drinks to well known brand names, in the misguided belief they will be popular.
I get easily led by sales reps.
I am the most hapless and clumsy worker you'll ever meet.


Your work with Derek from Winerite was inspirational. Particular stand out deals were Shag lager, Game alcopop and the oft forgotten venture into food buying with your Goblin burgers (on the bay)

She keeps passin' me by...

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How did you choose your username? on 12:32 - May 16 with 1075 viewsDarran

How did you choose your username? on 09:22 - May 16 by Onslow

F*ck off, Trick boy


Or Twiggy.

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How did you choose your username? on 12:32 - May 16 with 1074 viewsWarwickHunt

How did you choose your username? on 11:28 - May 16 by DafyddHuw

Imagine being Mr. & Mrs Hunt and deciding to call their son Warwick!?

Far, far better than Mr & Mrs Healey and their son Austin.


Only just found this thread. Comedy feckin gold.


My wife's niece knew a somewhat sheltered, highly religious couple called Cox.

She had to explain to them why calling their son Isaac wasn't a good idea...seriously.
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How did you choose your username? on 12:37 - May 16 with 1069 viewsswanjackal

How did you choose your username? on 12:32 - May 16 by WarwickHunt

My wife's niece knew a somewhat sheltered, highly religious couple called Cox.

She had to explain to them why calling their son Isaac wasn't a good idea...seriously.


Wife knew a pair of painter/decorator twins around Derbyshire way. Said they were a pair of w@nkers.

They were Paul and Phil Mycock.

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hypocritically hypocritical !

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How did you choose your username? on 13:57 - May 16 with 1050 viewsbuilthjack

How did you choose your username? on 18:59 - Apr 23 by oh_tommy_tommy

I got mine from a song you all used to sing about me down the old Vetch.

Tom


The song where most would say Hutchinson !

Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.

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How did you choose your username? on 18:38 - May 16 with 996 viewsmorningstar

I got mine from another poster on here, back in the day i organised a lads coach to Millwall. We were all well up for it on the day, it was a pwoppa naughty set up and dressed in our Stone Island gear, the 'Coke' and the booze was flowing from the time we got on the bus. Then i remembered a 'newbie' had booked with us and i'd agreed to pick him up at Llangyfelach Rd traffic lights. As we approached, i noticed a strange looking character in a rather large dufflecoat, floppy hat and Noddy Sandwich box. Think of a human Paddington Bear, and you won't be far off, anyway, as he got onto the bus i noticed he was clutching a copy of the Morning Star under his arm. This was my first encounter with the one we now know as Exiledclaseboy. True story that.

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How did you choose your username? on 18:42 - May 16 with 989 viewsDarran

How did you choose your username? on 18:38 - May 16 by morningstar

I got mine from another poster on here, back in the day i organised a lads coach to Millwall. We were all well up for it on the day, it was a pwoppa naughty set up and dressed in our Stone Island gear, the 'Coke' and the booze was flowing from the time we got on the bus. Then i remembered a 'newbie' had booked with us and i'd agreed to pick him up at Llangyfelach Rd traffic lights. As we approached, i noticed a strange looking character in a rather large dufflecoat, floppy hat and Noddy Sandwich box. Think of a human Paddington Bear, and you won't be far off, anyway, as he got onto the bus i noticed he was clutching a copy of the Morning Star under his arm. This was my first encounter with the one we now know as Exiledclaseboy. True story that.


A human Paddington Bear.

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How did you choose your username? on 18:46 - May 16 with 976 viewslifelong

How did you choose your username? on 12:37 - May 16 by swanjackal

Wife knew a pair of painter/decorator twins around Derbyshire way. Said they were a pair of w@nkers.

They were Paul and Phil Mycock.


There was a family living near Swansea who had the surname Head, they named their son Archibald.
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How did you choose your username? on 19:10 - May 16 with 960 viewsbuilthjack

True story - I used to work with a woman called Eileen Dover.

Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.

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How did you choose your username? on 19:45 - May 16 with 936 viewsOnslow

How did you choose your username? on 12:32 - May 16 by Darran

Or Twiggy.


Bully

She keeps passin' me by...

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How did you choose your username? on 21:20 - May 16 with 896 viewsEbo

Fella from aberdare called Mal Pipe he has a son called Dwayne Pipe

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How did you choose your username? on 23:55 - May 16 with 842 viewsTNT

I knew a guy with the surname Jugg...

...his parents named him Toby.

True

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How did you choose your username? on 00:28 - May 17 with 835 viewsPokerface

How did you choose your username? on 19:10 - May 16 by builthjack

True story - I used to work with a woman called Eileen Dover.


Sister in law -Theresa Green

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