items on pitches 14:20 - Nov 8 with 3239 views | themodfather | a few mentions of things lobbed at our games but how many fireworks and flares chucked on pitches recently?? one game abandoned in essex due to fireworks nearly hitting player from garden near ground!, a few seen on tv fa cup games.... | | | | |
items on pitches on 14:41 - Nov 8 with 3164 views | BazzaInTheLoft | Here’s one to make PinnerPaul shiver. I used play in the Watford Olympian league in the late 90s / early 2000s, and one time we arrived at the pitch and some little shits had set light to a van in one of the penalty areas. We cleared it off but obviously there was a ton of debri around and the pitch was fcked. Somehow we went ahead but had this deal where if one side was awarded a penalty then it would be taken in the other end regardless of who was in the goal at the time because the markings were gone and massive tire tracks across the area. It was an obvious farce and should never have gone ahead but in the last few minutes we get awarded a penalty after a foul in the torn up end. Loads of confusion as to what our keeper was supposed to do so we basically just swapped ends. Anyway their bastard keeper saves it and the whole 22 going mental trying to shoot at the same goal because they hadn’t got the memo from the ref. Our keeper running up and down the pitch waving his arms not knowing what end he was supposed to be. Mental but hilarious in hindsight. | | | |
items on pitches on 16:25 - Nov 8 with 3004 views | terryb | A great story Baz. Another one in the good intentions going wrong saga! | | | |
items on pitches on 17:16 - Nov 8 with 2931 views | PinnerPaul |
items on pitches on 14:41 - Nov 8 by BazzaInTheLoft | Here’s one to make PinnerPaul shiver. I used play in the Watford Olympian league in the late 90s / early 2000s, and one time we arrived at the pitch and some little shits had set light to a van in one of the penalty areas. We cleared it off but obviously there was a ton of debri around and the pitch was fcked. Somehow we went ahead but had this deal where if one side was awarded a penalty then it would be taken in the other end regardless of who was in the goal at the time because the markings were gone and massive tire tracks across the area. It was an obvious farce and should never have gone ahead but in the last few minutes we get awarded a penalty after a foul in the torn up end. Loads of confusion as to what our keeper was supposed to do so we basically just swapped ends. Anyway their bastard keeper saves it and the whole 22 going mental trying to shoot at the same goal because they hadn’t got the memo from the ref. Our keeper running up and down the pitch waving his arms not knowing what end he was supposed to be. Mental but hilarious in hindsight. |
Lets just call it 'unusual' by the referee shall we?! | | | |
items on pitches on 17:17 - Nov 8 with 2929 views | PinnerPaul | I was at Northwood on the line last Thursday and couldn't hear the referee's whistle for the fireworks near the ground! | | | |
items on pitches on 19:46 - Nov 8 with 2778 views | Snipper |
items on pitches on 17:16 - Nov 8 by PinnerPaul | Lets just call it 'unusual' by the referee shall we?! |
Not an item on the pitch, but a lack of something. We played in the Sportmans Sunday League. Anyway, one Sunday we were about to start a match, and we noticed there were no penalty spots. One of our lot mentioned it to the ref, who then told both teams that there’ll be no penalties awarded as there’s no penalty spots. Both teams looked on bemused before telling the referee that he couldn’t do that. There were tackles made in the area and handballs in the area that would’ve resulted in a penalty in any other match. | | | |
items on pitches on 20:09 - Nov 8 with 2744 views | ozranger | I'll add one of the Oz-orientation. Almost all the pitches at the lower levels where I lived are basically just parks with pitches, no enclosure and some not too far from the bush. So, one game came up and the referee inspected the pitch for anything that may cause a problem, like glass etc. so that these could be removed prior to ko. Well, this referee was doing "right-wings"* as per almost all referees and he noted, fortunately for him, that there was an amount of roo poo located directly on the diagonal he would be running. So, he chose to do left-wings instead to avoid the poo. Not sure what happened with the players. * What is meant by right-wings is that the assistants are on the right wings of the attacking side they are watching for off-sides. Thus, the referee runs a diagonal from the right back to the left wing. | | | |
items on pitches on 09:00 - Nov 9 with 2573 views | loftboy |
items on pitches on 20:09 - Nov 8 by ozranger | I'll add one of the Oz-orientation. Almost all the pitches at the lower levels where I lived are basically just parks with pitches, no enclosure and some not too far from the bush. So, one game came up and the referee inspected the pitch for anything that may cause a problem, like glass etc. so that these could be removed prior to ko. Well, this referee was doing "right-wings"* as per almost all referees and he noted, fortunately for him, that there was an amount of roo poo located directly on the diagonal he would be running. So, he chose to do left-wings instead to avoid the poo. Not sure what happened with the players. * What is meant by right-wings is that the assistants are on the right wings of the attacking side they are watching for off-sides. Thus, the referee runs a diagonal from the right back to the left wing. |
It was quite common in the 70’s and 80,s at half time instead of the linos swapping sides they would move down the pitch so running left wings second half. | |
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items on pitches on 09:56 - Nov 9 with 2507 views | slmrstid | I remember in my football days turning up to a council pitch one morning and there being a dead pigeon in the middle of the pitch. No-one fancied moving it by hand and eventually someone got a shovel to shift it. Quite a few feathers were still fluttering around the pitch all during the game though! | | | | Login to get fewer ads
items on pitches on 11:20 - Nov 9 with 2425 views | stowmarketrange |
items on pitches on 09:00 - Nov 9 by loftboy | It was quite common in the 70’s and 80,s at half time instead of the linos swapping sides they would move down the pitch so running left wings second half. |
I run the line for my granddaughter’s U15 team and we have to stay on our left back’s side for both halves.I wouldn’t say no to staying on the same side all game for a change,but it’s just an accepted habit now. | | | |
items on pitches on 13:49 - Nov 9 with 2295 views | PinnerPaul |
items on pitches on 19:46 - Nov 8 by Snipper | Not an item on the pitch, but a lack of something. We played in the Sportmans Sunday League. Anyway, one Sunday we were about to start a match, and we noticed there were no penalty spots. One of our lot mentioned it to the ref, who then told both teams that there’ll be no penalties awarded as there’s no penalty spots. Both teams looked on bemused before telling the referee that he couldn’t do that. There were tackles made in the area and handballs in the area that would’ve resulted in a penalty in any other match. |
See my post above! If you give a pen, just pace out the 12 yards and make a 'mark' on the pitch - that's all it has to be as LOTG, and off we go. | | | |
items on pitches on 13:52 - Nov 9 with 2286 views | BrianMcCarthy | One of our Whingeing Donkey XI's games at the Scrubs was held up due to a plane crashing in our penalty area. It was a model plane, but I usually leave that bit out of the story. | |
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items on pitches on 18:42 - Nov 9 with 2111 views | hantssi |
items on pitches on 13:49 - Nov 9 by PinnerPaul | See my post above! If you give a pen, just pace out the 12 yards and make a 'mark' on the pitch - that's all it has to be as LOTG, and off we go. |
Anyone remember Joe Corrigan doing that back in the day? | | | |
items on pitches on 18:52 - Nov 9 with 2097 views | stowmarketrange |
items on pitches on 13:49 - Nov 9 by PinnerPaul | See my post above! If you give a pen, just pace out the 12 yards and make a 'mark' on the pitch - that's all it has to be as LOTG, and off we go. |
I remember that happening at the Baseball ground in the early 70’s.The groundsman came on with a tape measure and a bucket of line marking chalk. | | | |
items on pitches on 18:58 - Nov 9 with 2089 views | Mick_S |
items on pitches on 13:52 - Nov 9 by BrianMcCarthy | One of our Whingeing Donkey XI's games at the Scrubs was held up due to a plane crashing in our penalty area. It was a model plane, but I usually leave that bit out of the story. |
You may have picked the wrong week, Brian. | |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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items on pitches on 19:10 - Nov 9 with 2066 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
items on pitches on 13:52 - Nov 9 by BrianMcCarthy | One of our Whingeing Donkey XI's games at the Scrubs was held up due to a plane crashing in our penalty area. It was a model plane, but I usually leave that bit out of the story. |
Bloody chippies. | | | |
items on pitches on 19:47 - Nov 9 with 2036 views | enfieldargh | Home v West Ham fa cup David pizanti Lots of horsey poo | |
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items on pitches on 20:06 - Nov 9 with 2011 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
items on pitches on 19:47 - Nov 9 by enfieldargh | Home v West Ham fa cup David pizanti Lots of horsey poo |
Harsh. Was he really that bad? | | | |
items on pitches on 08:28 - Nov 10 with 1876 views | wombat |
items on pitches on 20:06 - Nov 9 by BazzaInTheLoft | Harsh. Was he really that bad? |
Can remember a game at warren farm when a huge swarm of bees invaded the pitch at head height , never knew some of our players could run so fast | |
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items on pitches on 08:39 - Nov 10 with 1858 views | eastside_r |
items on pitches on 08:28 - Nov 10 by wombat | Can remember a game at warren farm when a huge swarm of bees invaded the pitch at head height , never knew some of our players could run so fast |
Bees and Warren Farm - that definitely is a sore point. | | | |
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