| Friday PUNography and add your own 11:04 - Nov 8 with 720 views | pomanjou |
Punography
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
Broken pencils are pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
Velcro - what a rip off!
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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| Friday PUNography and add your own on 11:07 - Nov 8 with 702 views | Lblock |
Tim Vines finest there |  |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| Friday PUNography and add your own on 12:52 - Nov 8 with 634 views | enfieldargh |
bet you cant do pen behind thev ear |  |
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| Friday PUNography and add your own on 13:02 - Nov 8 with 616 views | derbyhoop |
The Eqyptians issued a check on the banks of the Red Sea, which was crossed by Jesus. |  |
| Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the Earth all one’s lifetime. (Mark Twain)
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| Friday PUNography and add your own on 14:57 - Nov 8 with 536 views | FredManRave |
Some great puns on that list, all the funnier if you envisage the late, great Tommy Cooper delivering them... |  |
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