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Breaking News: Meghan to be taken up the aisle 11:36 - May 18 with 2462 viewsHighjack

Just breaking on the bbc website the very important news that Miss Markle (Not to be confused with shrivelled up old prune detective lady Miss Marple or matriarchal old Australian bitch Mrs Mangel) will be taken up the aisle by Charles.

God bless the happy couple.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Poll: Should Dippy Drakeford do us all a massive favour and just bog off?

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Breaking News: Meghan to be taken up the aisle on 10:05 - May 19 with 477 viewsYossarian

Breaking News: Meghan to be taken up the aisle on 13:12 - May 18 by Highjack

The royals absolutely hate him.


The royals call him ‘the poison carrott’ eeectuwelly.......or is that Major Hewitt?

"Yossarian- the very sight of the name made him shudder.There were so many esses in it. It just had to be subversive" (Catch 22)

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Breaking News: Meghan to be taken up the aisle on 10:10 - May 19 with 475 viewsYossarian

Breaking News: Meghan to be taken up the aisle on 17:46 - May 18 by Watchman

this marriage is a car crash waiting to happen


Spot on. The stupid kidobviously had his arsehole licked for the first time and his dysfunctional mind has equated that with true love. He’s marrying into a family more dysfunctional than his and when she realises she likes Tinseltown more than the sycophantic clunkier of a third world country she’ll be back home to her idea of civilisation, leaving him to spend the rest of his days surrounded by dodgy mates, lap dancers and cocaine....just like his uncle.....apparently.

"Yossarian- the very sight of the name made him shudder.There were so many esses in it. It just had to be subversive" (Catch 22)

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Breaking News: Meghan to be taken up the aisle on 10:17 - May 19 with 470 viewsJack_Meoff

The Eurovision Song Contest and a royal wedding on consecutive Saturdays. My giveaf*ckometer has just exploded.

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face--forever.

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