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at 19:32 3 Aug 2019
Under new rules players being subbed have to leave the pitch at the nearest touch line. Fair enough I hear you ponder, but why weren’t all the other players who did exactly the same thing not get booked?
|Cowardly little scrotes alert|
at 08:00 9 Jul 2019
Two little bastards driving around Morriston and the enterprise park on a moped snatching handbags off ladies in local car parks over the weekend as they go back to their car after shopping. My mums friend lost hers in Aldi’s. But the guy there said they have done other places such as Halfords and Asda. Tell your lady friends to be alert. They seem to be targeting the older ladies which shows what cowards they are.
|William Hill to close 700 shops|
at 10:45 4 Jul 2019
4500 jobs at risk, they are blaming it on a loss of revenue due to the governments laws on maximum stake gambling on the fixed odds machines.
No mention of brexit yet.
|Carry on W@nking|
at 16:20 20 Jun 2019
Looks like our flaccid government have cocked up the implementation of their porn laws delaying it by 6 months. Furious campaigners are demanding a bi erection.
|Platini detained by police|
at 10:32 18 Jun 2019
Surely there couldn’t have been anything dodgy about the decision to award the World Cup to that great football nation and oil rich Qatar?
|Our owner is on bbc1 now|
at 19:01 17 May 2019
Just talking about how she buys things whilst pissed and then regrets it later. No Oprah this time.
|Stand down everyone!|
at 14:01 6 May 2019
Brexit is officially off the table for a few months. Meghan’s waters have broke.
|I can’t stop winning! Thanks planetswans!|
at 14:16 7 Apr 2019
Every time I’ve visited this site in the last few days I’ve been selected to win iPads, Samsung galaxies, £200 worth of ALDI vouchers. All I’ve had to do is input all my bank details and PIN number. But when all these iPads arrive I’ll be rich beyond my wildest dreams and I’ll be getting feee shopping from Aldi’s for life.
Thanks everyone behind the scenes at planetswans for selecting me to win all this stuff. I’m a real winner!
|Where on Earth is Trampie?|
at 17:21 3 Apr 2019
The Plaid conference ended about a fortnight ago and we haven’t had several hundreds of updates. Surely he’s not still sleeping off his hangover after playing beer pong with Leanne, or even worse accepting a lift home from Beth.
Has Adam Price done away with him. Is he sleeping with the fishes for being too pro Liz?
Someone must know where he is.
|Vigilante “paedophile Hunter” groups|
at 19:02 30 Mar 2019
What is the opinion of the good folk of planetswans of these organisations who pretend to be kids online to snare dirty bastards who prey on kids? In favour of it if it gets said dirty bastards off the streets? Or should it be left to the police?
A bloke I was in school with was arrested in Neath abbey yesterday after being caught by one of these groups. His online name on several of the apps he was using was “Irapekids”. How did the app allow such a username?
Some sick puppies out there.
at 13:34 6 Mar 2019
People are outraged as black actor cast to act in a film isn’t black enough to play another black man who has slightly darker skin in real life.
This follows on from that bisexual girl who wasn’t lesbian enough to play Wonder Woman.
When the f*ck will all this madness end?
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