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|Hero of the year award|
at 14:57 13 Feb 2020
Congratulations to the official hero of the year, a Mr Slowthai (no me neither), who heroically displayed his heroic heroism by heroically attempting to sexually assault the presenter in a heroic fashion before trying to glass and assault members of the audience. Heroically of course.
What a hero.
at 17:12 23 Jan 2020
The bloke living inside my magic radio box just told me that the figures for the NHS in Wales are the worst on record for the fourth month running. Mark Drakeford needs to use his impressive talents and get to grips with this issue. I’m sure he will because he is a great leader.
|Scan and Go dilemma|
at 19:57 19 Jan 2020
Has anybody ever done this at the supermarket? They give you a sort of futuristic scanning device and you scan your own stuff. I tried it for the first time and I thought I’d scanned everything but on checking my receipt it seems I missed quite a few items so I presumably got them for free. Being an honest sort of a chap do I go back in tomorrow and settle up or just let it go?
What would you do fellow Planetswansers?
at 10:29 26 Dec 2019
Heads banging. Feel like I’ve spent the night at Caroline flack’s house.
at 14:53 12 Dec 2019
Interesting that the ref from last night only lives a few miles from Blackburn. We had a similar situation in the Wigan game where the ref came from that neck of the woods.
I thought this sort of thing was prevented these days. Surely they have enough officials knocking about not to have one virtually from the same area as one of the teams?
|“Unique open play sequences”|
at 11:07 8 Dec 2019
Have no idea what they are but apparently Matt Grimes has completed 24 more of them than any other player in the league according to the Beeb.
Well done Matt and keep on doing them unique open play sequences butt.
at 21:28 4 Dec 2019
Silva has him playing really deep and he’s not taking any free kicks. Honestly the guy deserves to be sacked.
|365 safe seats|
at 17:52 25 Nov 2019
That’s 25.1 million people. Over half of all the seats in Parliament already decided weeks before the ballot boxes open. 225 constituencies not changed hands in sixty nine years. Over 100 not changed over the last century.
How long are we going to continue with this charade of “every vote matters”?
at 18:56 18 Oct 2019
What an inspirational and charismatic leader. Our nation is lucky to have such a titan amongst men at the helm to stride us confidently into the future with the irresistible mix of ideas, wit and undoubted sex appeal.
Long live the king.
|Scotland vs san marino|
at 16:39 13 Oct 2019
Good opportunity for the Scots to grind out a point tonight. Mcburnie dropped completely.
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