Sorry it's another Liverpool thread, but this horrible lump of human sputum is on trial again for indecent images of children. Is it not time to admit he should be locked up forever as it seems it's impossible for him to be rehabilitated?
Good old Nick is receiving a knighthood in the New Years honours list, presumably for his services to bullshytting the entire electorate and abandoning every principle he ever held for a chunk of power.
Thoroughly deserved. Rings is now in esteemed company.
As we know, all men are opportunistic sex attackers who are unable to set eyes on or be in close proximity to a female before becoming overcome with lust and jumping on her in a fit of rampant gropeage whilst making noises like Sid James in the carry on films. So the Labour Party have come up with a solution. Woman only carriages!
I think it's a fantastic idea as it will protect us men from being arrested for sexual assault. They have trialled this in other countries and it's been a raging success. If it works here plans are already in the pipeline to extend the scheme to child only carriages to protect them from paedophiles and OAP carriages to protect everyone else from the smell.
A statement from the architect of the plan said "This plan will cut sexual assaults on trains by 100%. The current strategy of identifying, arresting and prosecuting the scumbags who assault women clearly isn't working. Here at the Labour Party we feel that treating all men as rapists who can't control themselves and segregating them from all women forever is the most proportionate response to this issue"
Interesting one this. Corbyn has sacked yet another of his front bench after she received accusations of racism for an article she wrote about rape gangs operating in the north of England, suggesting it's a predominantly Muslim issue.
I'm surprised this doesn't appear to have been mentioned on here, unless people are too embarrassed to bring it up. It seems like it's our new official tag line is along the "Fire and pashun" lines.
We have obviously seen plenty of grit the last few seasons, I suppose that must be rhyming slang but the only thing of beauty that's got near the pitch in recent years is llorente who is gorgeous even though I'm definitely not gay.
Is this tag line going to stick around? Can anybody think of a better tag line?
They want to ban all diesel cars, that's a real vote winner that millions of diesel car drivers around the country will support.
They want a referendum on the deal of Brexit. I'd have a lot more respect for them if they just came out and pledged that if they're elected they will instantly reverse Brexit. They'd have a clear mandate to do so if they won a general election. All this nonsense about "the destination" is complete bollocks. They need to show some balls on this. It would probably get them more votes too.
They want to build a lot more houses and create a national development bank to pay for it. Good now we're getting somewhere.
They want to lower the cap that inheritance tax kicks in, so that those grieving people get kicked in the nuts that little bit harder.
No mention of tuition fees. Strange that one.
1p more on income tax across the board.
They will raise corporation tax. Not good news for small businesses.
Gays shall be publically flogged for their unnatural urges and crimes against God and women who have abortions shall be imprisoned... Oh wait, no that policy didn't make the final cut.
The championship season has finished now, so are these players available for our last two games? Grimes would be solid cover if all our bench and u-23s get injured and Mo Barrow would terrify defences, probably our own.
I read that they are flooding the constituencies of Brexiteer MPs from across the political spectrum with 'activists' in order to try and get them replaced. This I imagine would take some serious organisation and funding. They must be paying serious money for Anthony Charles Lynton Blair to even consider jumping on board.
Who is behind this shadowy organisation and how are they funded?