Scotland’s drug death rate is now the highest in Europe and double what it was only six years ago. Three and a half times higher than the rest of the U.K. The health minister has lost his job and been replaced by a dedicated drugs minister. Nicola Sturgeon to her credit has abandoned her usual tactic of blaming everything on the English and taken full responsibility and humbly accepted that her and her governments record is “indefensible” on this issue.
As it’s international men’s day as the title suggests let’s celebrate all things wiener related. How is your wiener? Are your balls ok? Let’s kick all the nagging, moaning birds out and celebrate a good plutonic sausage fest and discuss any male related issues here, serious or non serious, men should be there for one another. As we know men tend to bottle things up quite a lot and mental health and suicide remains one of the top killers of men.
I’ll start. Wiener function remains good but I do have a nagging soreness in my right testicle which I believe to be the result of my dog utilising a flying head butt manoeuvre. I will keep an eye on it.
Another problem with being male is sitting on the toilet to have a poo and your wiener touches the cold wet enamel of the inside of the bowl. It can be quite a shock and you also worry about potential UTI’s. Someone should design toilets with wieners in mind. More wiener friendly toilets should be a must in any civilised society.
To be played by actress Jodie Turner Smith in new channel five series. Rumours are abound that Henry VIII will be played by Warwick Davis and Jackie Chan will reprise his role as Thomas Cromwell. She is very beautiful, you can see why Henry was so determined to break away from the Pope in Rome (Patricia Routledge).
Is it working properly? I’m getting bombarded with messages every day saying that I have possibly been exposed, then a few minutes later it tells me it’s assessed my risk and I should take no action. I’m getting these messages 10+ times a day at least. It even goes off in the night when I’m sleeping. As if covid is sneaking into my room to molest me or something.
Dr Drakeford and his cronies have really set the bar high on the incompetence stakes on this one.
They have announced tonight that retailers will only be allowed to sell “essential goods” during the 17 day lockdown but they are unable to say what counts as essential or non essential. At the time of writing this there is just over 18 hours to go until these rules come into force. The predictable result is that the entire population of Wales will rush out in the short time that is left and ravage the shelves of anything and everything that could potentially count as non essential. Meanwhile retailers are completely in the dark with just a few hours to go they are blissfully unaware of what they will or won’t be allowed to sell or whether they’ll be allowed to stay open at all.
Absolute idiocy from dippy Drakeford and this cabal of insidiously irrational imbeciles.
Another victim of the cancel culture that is sweeping the globe like a rather unwelcome venereal rash is the excellent sitcom “The I.T Crowd”. Channel 4 has decided to delete this genuinely hilarious episode from its catch up service after receiving complaints. In the episode the playboy boss character Douglas falls in love with April who tells him over dinner that she used to be a man. He mishears her and says he doesn’t care, he thinks she said she’s from Iran. When he eventually finds out the truth they have a massive fist fight which results in the breaking of the internet that has been lent to Jen by Stephen Hawking and the elders of the internet.
The creator Graham Linehan is an outspoken critic of militant trans activism and has recently been booted off twitter for suggesting that men aren’t women. He has said he won’t work with channel 4 again until it is reinstated, effectively ending a partnership that has lasted for over 25 years and brought other award winning great shows like father ted and black books.
Here is the offending clip. Decide for yourself, rate it funny, not funny or offensive.
Medical experts are warning that excessive use of face coverings during the Covid-19 pandemic could be leading to all sorts of other health problems such as excess bacteria build up in the mouth, nose and throat causing inflammation of the gums, tooth decay, halitosis and could contribute to other more serious health problems like stroke or heart disease. They have dubbed this “mask mouth”.
Now obviously this won’t affect a lot of people who only wear them for short periods whilst popping in a shop etc but for others they are now required by law to wear these things for their entire shifts sometimes 10+ hours a day.
Is it time the powers that be review the mandatory wearing of these masks in certain situations as it has the potential to be doing far more harm than good?
Minneapolis city council are worried about a huge spike in crime after defunding and dismantling the police force and replacing them with “violence interrupters” then demand the police chief do something about it pronto.
Local residents concerned about a massive uptick in murders, carjackings, burglaries and other violent crimes are wondering why the police who are in the process of being dismantled aren’t turning up to help.
This political Titan has today finally clinched the position of Leader of the Liberal Democrat’s replacing the outgoing next Prime Minister Jo Swinson after seeing off the challenge from pansexual boyfriend slapper Layla Moran.
Can he achieve the unthinkable and make the Lib Dem’s great again? He’s promised to start listening to the voters. Quite a wise move some might say.