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Come on England!
at 10:56 21 Jun 2018

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The “energy check family stand”
at 12:53 13 Jun 2018

The south stand has today received a new name. Is anyone really excited about sitting in the energy check family stand? Will this company be able to check the energy levels of those sitting in it?
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Trouble brewing in Italy?
at 17:11 28 May 2018

Following the stalemate of the recent elections, in a rare move the Italian president has controversially used his veto to deny a eurosceptic the position of Finance minister, citing “concerns from investors” leading to a breakdown in talks to finally form a government.

This had led to calls for the presidents impeachment.

To add to this the president has appointed an economist from the IMF as PM to form a government.

What a mess.

How did we get to the point where financial institutions can dictate to presidents who should or should not be appointed ministers following elections?



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Breaking News: Meghan to be taken up the aisle
at 11:36 18 May 2018

Just breaking on the bbc website the very important news that Miss Markle (Not to be confused with shrivelled up old prune detective lady Miss Marple or matriarchal old Australian bitch Mrs Mangel) will be taken up the aisle by Charles.

God bless the happy couple.
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R.I.P Apu Nahasserpeemehetilon
at 15:16 25 Apr 2018

Massive swans fan obviously but suddenly not suitable for the precious modern day audiences, so after thirty years the actor is not going to do the role anymore.

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The Royal Baby is coming!!!
at 10:51 23 Apr 2018

Time for 24 hour rolling news footage of the outside of a hospital for the next few days.
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Rory Donnelly
at 21:00 19 Apr 2018

Anyone know what side he’s playing for these days?
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Yulia Skripal - Would you?
at 03:36 7 Apr 2018

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Oli McBurnie
at 13:23 12 Mar 2018

The gangly droopy socked goal machine is in the Scotland squad.

Well done you gangly droopy socked goal machine.
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R.I.P Tinky Winky.
at 14:01 23 Jan 2018

Big swans fan.

La la inconsolable.
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Jon Venables again
at 15:14 5 Jan 2018

Sorry it's another Liverpool thread, but this horrible lump of human sputum is on trial again for indecent images of children. Is it not time to admit he should be locked up forever as it seems it's impossible for him to be rehabilitated?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-42582561
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Arise Sir Nick Clegg
at 09:43 26 Dec 2017

Good old Nick is receiving a knighthood in the New Years honours list, presumably for his services to bullshytting the entire electorate and abandoning every principle he ever held for a chunk of power.

Thoroughly deserved. Rings is now in esteemed company.
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Outrage!
at 17:16 12 Nov 2017

Modern society perfectly summed up in 3 and a half minutes.

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Rory Donnelly
at 00:08 16 Oct 2017

I see he's back playing for Cliftonville.

What went wrong for the lad?

Anyone know?
[Post edited 16 Oct 2017 0:08]
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Good result for Merkel
at 07:38 25 Sep 2017

Fair play she looks a lot happier than usual.

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Romelu Lukaku's penis
at 12:29 19 Sep 2017

Causing a bit of a stir on the BBC website.
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Women only train carriages?
at 11:36 23 Aug 2017

As we know, all men are opportunistic sex attackers who are unable to set eyes on or be in close proximity to a female before becoming overcome with lust and jumping on her in a fit of rampant gropeage whilst making noises like Sid James in the carry on films. So the Labour Party have come up with a solution. Woman only carriages!

I think it's a fantastic idea as it will protect us men from being arrested for sexual assault. They have trialled this in other countries and it's been a raging success. If it works here plans are already in the pipeline to extend the scheme to child only carriages to protect them from paedophiles and OAP carriages to protect everyone else from the smell.

A statement from the architect of the plan said "This plan will cut sexual assaults on trains by 100%. The current strategy of identifying, arresting and prosecuting the scumbags who assault women clearly isn't working. Here at the Labour Party we feel that treating all men as rapists who can't control themselves and segregating them from all women forever is the most proportionate response to this issue"
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Sarah Champion. Should Jezza have sacked her?
at 17:30 17 Aug 2017

Interesting one this. Corbyn has sacked yet another of his front bench after she received accusations of racism for an article she wrote about rape gangs operating in the north of England, suggesting it's a predominantly Muslim issue.

Do you agree she should have been sacked?
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"Grit and Beauty"
at 15:03 23 Jun 2017

I'm surprised this doesn't appear to have been mentioned on here, unless people are too embarrassed to bring it up. It seems like it's our new official tag line is along the "Fire and pashun" lines.

We have obviously seen plenty of grit the last few seasons, I suppose that must be rhyming slang but the only thing of beauty that's got near the pitch in recent years is llorente who is gorgeous even though I'm definitely not gay.

Is this tag line going to stick around? Can anybody think of a better tag line?
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List of people more strong and stable than Theresa May
at 12:14 18 Jun 2017

Jeffrey Dahmer

Paul Gascgoine

Michael Barrymore

Zippy

Any more?
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