Furious Ejaculations of outrage were ejaculated all over social media yesterday as an EVIL and SEXIST company that has been selling knickers and suits constantly for around 134 years without any complaints tried to sell knickers and suits in one of their shops.
In shocking news Marks and Spencer’s, a retail chain set up by two blokes called Marks and Spencer in the mid to late 19th century are under fire for something or other by some mad feminist bastards on Facebook or Twitter or one of them. According to said mad feminist bastards it is sexist to suggest that some women may like to buy and wear sexy knickers and some blokes like to buy and wear suits and shops should IMMEDIATELY STOP perpetuating such sick twisted views.
Neither Marks nor Spencer were available for comment.
With all the income tax, fuel duty, VAT, booze duty, corporation tax, national insurance, council tax, carrier bag charges, tobacco duty, speeding fines and all the other stealth taxes we pay every single day of our lives pouring into the government coffers, why the F¥ck does Doris from accounts have to sit in a bath of beans for three hours so an unwell child can get a wheelchair?
No not Urethra Franklin, but a new medical procedure to fight prostate enlargement has been green lighted on the NHS. Now thousands of men can look forward to having piping hot steam fired up their one eyed wonder weasel. Fantastic news.
Fantastic effort today. Preston are a good side for this level. It’s clear we have a good side and good management team. Now we need the schysters in the boardroom to get behind this team with some loan signings and we should have a strong season.