| Bullseye 00:20 - Dec 12 with 1488 views | Loyal |
Just watching Bullseye on challenge tv having made a spanking ham and cheese salad sandwich - in the hope my old mate will appear one day who went on there with his dad. This would have been around the very early nineties maybe even late eighties.
Thing is they came third in the first round and had to leave the show early, or so they thought. They won £300 or so, it was a fairly high scoring show. When the first people who won declined the shot at 101 the 2nd couple got another opportunity, but they had won over £300 as well so declined to go for it. The floor producer approached my mate and his dad with a big smile on his face saying they could go for the 101.
They refused ! my mate stating ' if we don't go on you haven't got a show ' we will keep the money. For ten minutes this went on with the producer offering half the money, then 75% before he relented and said just give the money to Jim Bowen when you go back on as if you are giving it up. Jim was not best pleased. They went for it, scored 99, the last dart hitting the wire, Jim could hardly contain himself as a shiny speedboat appeared.
Then they hit a cow on the motorway on the way home destroying the front end of their car.
There is a moral to this story, which I can assure you is true and that is ' Don't fck with Jim Bowen' Had they not argued for ten minutes the likelihood is the cow incident would not have occurred .
The damage to the car was repaired, the excess then £250, as I said certain people should never be fckd with and the man who brought us sunshine indoors is one of them. [Post edited 12 Dec 2015 0:24]
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| Bullseye on 07:25 - Dec 12 with 1408 views | builthjack |
Get a girlfriend boss |  |
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| Bullseye on 09:17 - Dec 12 with 1372 views | jackportis |
| Bullseye on 07:25 - Dec 12 by builthjack |
Get a girlfriend boss |
Or indeed a friend |  |
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| Bullseye on 13:51 - Dec 12 with 1298 views | Loyal |
| Bullseye on 07:25 - Dec 12 by builthjack |
Get a girlfriend boss |
I share a wonderful moment in time with you and you send me a backward gog insult. Nice one. | |
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| Bullseye on 13:52 - Dec 12 with 1297 views | Loyal |
| Bullseye on 09:17 - Dec 12 by jackportis |
Or indeed a friend |
As of yesterday I had three friends, so there. | |
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| Bullseye on 23:33 - Mar 11 with 1110 views | Loyal |
These blokes were on a few nights ago apparently. | |
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| Bullseye on 01:05 - Mar 12 with 1065 views | Banosswan |
Jim Bowen hates the Welsh - fact. |  |
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| Bullseye on 01:17 - Mar 12 with 1063 views | Dyfnant |
£250 excess back when Bullseye was on, that's like a grand these days. Stinks of BS or you've Alzheimer's |  |
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| Bullseye on 04:11 - Mar 12 with 1044 views | Starsky |
| Bullseye on 01:17 - Mar 12 by Dyfnant |
£250 excess back when Bullseye was on, that's like a grand these days. Stinks of BS or you've Alzheimer's |
It was cow shyte actually. It's in the story |  |
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| Bullseye on 06:53 - Mar 12 with 1021 views | epaul |
Super, smashing, great |  |
| The hair and the beard have gone I am now conforming to society, tis a sad day
The b*stards are coming back though |
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| Bullseye on 06:55 - Mar 12 with 1020 views | Starsky |
| Bullseye on 06:53 - Mar 12 by epaul |
Super, smashing, great |
His friend and his dad should have had BFH | |
| It's just the internet, init. |
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| Bullseye on 07:27 - Mar 12 with 1003 views | epaul |
| Bullseye on 06:55 - Mar 12 by Starsky |
His friend and his dad should have had BFH |
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| The hair and the beard have gone I am now conforming to society, tis a sad day
The b*stards are coming back though |
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| Bullseye on 13:48 - Mar 12 with 906 views | Loyal |
| Bullseye on 06:55 - Mar 12 by Starsky |
His friend and his dad should have had BFH |
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| Bullseye on 13:50 - Mar 12 with 900 views | dickythorpe |
Nowt in the red except two in a bed.
Bottles and cans, that's the future! |  | | |
| Bullseye on 00:12 - Mar 15 with 789 views | Swanzay |
| Bullseye on 13:50 - Mar 12 by dickythorpe |
Nowt in the red except two in a bed.
Bottles and cans, that's the future! |
Michael and Chris from Swansea had £230 and came 3rd, went for the 101 and didn't win the caravan, just on challenge tv |  | | |
| Bullseye on 00:43 - Mar 15 with 775 views | Loyal |
| Bullseye on 01:17 - Mar 12 by Dyfnant |
£250 excess back when Bullseye was on, that's like a grand these days. Stinks of BS or you've Alzheimer's |
Picky cnt. | |
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