| Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 669038 views | Boston |
What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?
A Volts Wagon. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 19:01 - Mar 9 with 6499 views | loftboy |
I’ve got the perfect answer to the coronavirus, I’ve bought a pair of Tony Roberts goalkeeping gloves, well he never caught anything whilst wearing them!! |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 08:16 - Mar 10 with 6329 views | WokingR |
| Corny Joke Warning on 13:44 - Mar 6 by Toast_R |
Apparently every one at John Lennon Airport has been quarantined.
Imagine all the people... |
Just told my wife this.
Her response - "God, that's awful"
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| Corny Joke Warning on 17:06 - Mar 12 with 6187 views | loftboy |
to the person who stole my trainers and hi-viz vest 'you can run but you cant hide' | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 07:45 - Mar 21 with 5996 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
"The cat scratched my groin when he saw that woman from Strictly"
"Claudia Winkleman?"
"No, man, but it was close" |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 08:14 - Mar 21 with 5959 views | qprxtc |
What do you call a small yellow squarish type vegetable? |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 09:04 - Mar 21 with 5925 views | Esox_Lucius |
| Corny Joke Warning on 08:14 - Mar 21 by qprxtc |
What do you call a small yellow squarish type vegetable? |
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| The grass is always greener. |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 11:24 - Mar 25 with 5800 views | loftboy |
How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three - one left ear - one right ear - and the final front ear | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 07:59 - Mar 26 with 5683 views | johann28 |
| Corny Joke Warning on 11:24 - Mar 25 by loftboy |
How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three - one left ear - one right ear - and the final front ear |
I'm still undecided where to go for Easter this year...the living room or the bedroom? |  | | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 20:40 - Mar 26 with 5578 views | Esox_Lucius |
The large pane of glass fell out of my front window and smashed, I called a glazier and he replaced it. Two days later the glass fell out again so I called the glazier back. While he was replacing the glass again I asked him why my glass keeps falling out he said “it's quite common around here it’s down to an animal going round eating the linseed oil in the bonding that holds the glass in place”, I said “an animal what kind of animal?” he said “its a cat, a putty cat” | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 21:23 - Mar 26 with 5560 views | CiderwithRsie |
| Corny Joke Warning on 11:24 - Mar 25 by loftboy |
How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three - one left ear - one right ear - and the final front ear |
But Davy Crockett is King of the wild front ear. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 23:36 - Mar 26 with 5522 views | Boston |
This bulk buying really gets me down and I know who uses up all the toilet paper....arseholes. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 23:38 - Mar 26 with 5518 views | Boston |
Y'know why I don't tell Corona Virus jokes?
It usually takes people two weeks to get it. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 23:42 - Mar 26 with 5508 views | Boston |
They've shut down the hair salons, nail parlours, tanning bed, waxing centre's and elective plastic surgery's....its getting ugly out there. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 23:45 - Mar 26 with 5505 views | Boston |
D'ya know what's going to happen in 2033 if there's a baby boom because of this?
A whole bunch of quarenteens. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 23:46 - Mar 26 with 5503 views | FredManRave |
| Corny Joke Warning on 23:42 - Mar 26 by Boston |
They've shut down the hair salons, nail parlours, tanning bed, waxing centre's and elective plastic surgery's....its getting ugly out there. |
I'll get back to you in a fortnight on this one... |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 23:47 - Mar 26 with 5501 views | Boston |
I ran out of toilet paper and 'ad to use an old newspaper...Christ the Times are rough. [Post edited 26 Mar 2020 23:47]
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| Corny Joke Warning on 23:48 - Mar 26 with 5495 views | FredManRave |
| Corny Joke Warning on 23:47 - Mar 26 by Boston |
I ran out of toilet paper and 'ad to use an old newspaper...Christ the Times are rough. [Post edited 26 Mar 2020 23:47]
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Good job you didn't use the mirror... | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 23:50 - Mar 26 with 5491 views | Boston |
What 's a group of Corona Viruses called?
A Pundemic. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 23:52 - Mar 26 with 5488 views | Boston |
Back in the day you'd cough to cover up a fart.
Now you fart to cover up a cough. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 23:54 - Mar 26 with 5482 views | Boston |
Bloody Germans have gone mad buying up all the sausages and cheese.
They fear the wurst kase scenario. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 23:56 - Mar 26 with 5479 views | Boston |
They called off the Olympics when Finland closed its borders.
No one could cross the finnish line. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 14:11 - Mar 28 with 5368 views | johncharles |
A man was washing his car with his son and the boy said Dad, why don’t you use a sponge ? |  |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 17:32 - Mar 28 with 5298 views | DavieQPR |
| Corny Joke Warning on 23:47 - Mar 26 by Boston |
I ran out of toilet paper and 'ad to use an old newspaper...Christ the Times are rough. [Post edited 26 Mar 2020 23:47]
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Careful or you will be accused of being behind the Times. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 17:35 - Mar 28 with 5294 views | Boston |
| Corny Joke Warning on 17:32 - Mar 28 by DavieQPR |
Careful or you will be accused of being behind the Times. |
That's my usual standard. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 17:39 - Mar 28 with 5292 views | distortR |
| Corny Joke Warning on 14:11 - Mar 28 by johncharles |
A man was washing his car with his son and the boy said Dad, why don’t you use a sponge ? |
me and my son were playing football with the dog, which some may think cruel. | | | |
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