In my Walter Mitty life I have variously been the worlds greatest ( an even more man of the people Stanley) maverick footballer.
Or the greatest, but subtle and also loud, drummer that can flit between John Coltrane, China Crisis, The Portsmouth Philharmonic and Shed Seven.
Now that physical exertion of any kind leads to pain, shattered ligaments and general bodily dysfunction I have decided to become a mind expander.
From now on my thoughts become reality, I can be like Richard Burton in the Medusa Touch or Michael Ironside ( good friend of mine, Canadian) in Scanners.
I shall use these new found powers well. I think I’ll get pissed first.
Mind over matter.
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