| A Morgasm – Report on 21:24 - Dec 10 with 3853 views | hubble |
Upvote for the title alone! |  |
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| A Morgasm – Report on 21:25 - Dec 10 with 3849 views | colinallcars |
That's a superlative report on an extraordinary match. I had to watch on QPR+ as I was hors de combat, but andy's YYYYEEEESSS when the winner went in was v good compensation.
Boro ! no probs. |  | | |
| A Morgasm – Report on 21:33 - Dec 10 with 3754 views | Lblock |
Absoutely brilliant.
A match report but on MDMA |  |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| A Morgasm – Report on 21:47 - Dec 10 with 3616 views | dmm |
Superb stuff, Clive. |  | | |
| A Morgasm – Report on 21:47 - Dec 10 with 3608 views | OldPedro |
A wonderful report on one of 'those' games.
When Brum equalised, I was just disappointed that we hadn't taken one of our other chances which would have made their goal nothing more than a consolation as I felt we deserved the win.
Great response from the team to go again and find the winner and the noise from the crowd was incredible!! |  |
| Extra mature cheddar......a simple cheese for a simple man |
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| A Morgasm – Report on 21:52 - Dec 10 with 3550 views | langtoft |
A writing masterpiece. As factual and emotional analysis goes this made me smile almost as much a the winner hitting the back of the net. Completely brilliant Clive.
The
"watching that tile wall grow on the back of the South Africa Road stand as your mate adds his parents’ names to the ghosts of the past, who keep drawing us back here to feel close to them, even though it never ever is quite the same again"
is also a poignant summary for me personally
Fantastic read supporting QPR damned by fate (& family connections) is a personal burden but give me a night like that over any entitled expectation of success [Post edited 11 Dec 19:35]
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| A Morgasm – Report on 22:00 - Dec 10 with 3442 views | SBR_W6Hoop |
Super stuff Clive. ‘Morgasm Addict’ would have been an apt title for this report as well. One for another day, perhaps? [Post edited 10 Dec 22:26]
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| A Morgasm – Report on 22:00 - Dec 10 with 3433 views | Beckenhamhoop |
Echo all of the above about the match report. I believe you can add the manager to the yellow card recipients for his performance on the left wing after Morgans goal. | | | |
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| A Morgasm – Report on 22:14 - Dec 10 with 3325 views | Dorse |
Superb. Absolutely su-fcking-perb! |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| A Morgasm – Report on 22:16 - Dec 10 with 3302 views | BathRanger |
One of the all time great match reports |  | | |
| A Morgasm – Report on 22:29 - Dec 10 with 3178 views | EuroRanger |
Never being in the country to go to LR really stings on days like this, but reports like this make it a little easier | | | |
| A Morgasm – Report on 22:33 - Dec 10 with 3146 views | dutch |
We are currently blessed by a decent, lovable team, but even more by the best football writer in the land. Clive is one of the few who can combine football with all the other reasons we go, all the ghosts and the fears and the joys. I missed last night, in Paris in a fancy restaurant, wishing I was scraping my knees and hugging my son in Shepherd's Bush on one of those nights. I wasn't there, but you just made me feel actually feel like I was. Thank you Sir. | | | |
| A Morgasm – Report on 22:35 - Dec 10 with 3122 views | Paddyhoops |
I was screeding staircases in Old Oak Common at 4 o clock . Quick trip back to Watford , Had dinner , back into London . Parked up at little worm scrubs.
Enjoyed a fantastic game where we dominated until that gut wrenching equaliser and then that winner . Home for 11.15 , straight to bed and up again at 5.40 .
I literally floated into work today .
It’s why we do it for moments like that .
One of your greatest pieces of prose . Bravo . | | | |
| A Morgasm – Report on 22:59 - Dec 10 with 2951 views | bosh67 |
"Clean up in aisle me." Line of the century so far. |  |
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| A Morgasm – Report on 23:01 - Dec 10 with 2936 views | SAPilgrim |
I’ll be hearing that noise in my dreams for years. |  | | |
| A Morgasm – Report on 23:03 - Dec 10 with 2914 views | ted_hendrix |
| A Morgasm – Report on 22:35 - Dec 10 by Paddyhoops |
I was screeding staircases in Old Oak Common at 4 o clock . Quick trip back to Watford , Had dinner , back into London . Parked up at little worm scrubs.
Enjoyed a fantastic game where we dominated until that gut wrenching equaliser and then that winner . Home for 11.15 , straight to bed and up again at 5.40 .
I literally floated into work today .
It’s why we do it for moments like that .
One of your greatest pieces of prose . Bravo . |
Good on yer Paddy, I hope you cleaned your floating trowel before you left work. |  |
| My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. |
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| A Morgasm – Report on 23:26 - Dec 10 with 2760 views | bosh67 |
| A Morgasm – Report on 23:03 - Dec 10 by ted_hendrix |
Good on yer Paddy, I hope you cleaned your floating trowel before you left work. |
And we will tell our grandchildren...
And I was there that night when Kieran Morgan scored one of the great winning goals of all time at Loftus Road.
The stadium was shaking, the noise was deafening, and there was young Morgan stood there celebrating... In just his bra and panties!..
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| A Morgasm – Report on 23:38 - Dec 10 with 2699 views | daveB |
every year at Christmas my Nan would show a small interest in QPR asking how we're doing and then on Boxing Day we'd return home from a game that we'd usually lost and it would always be the same, Me and my Dad miserable and you'd hear from the kitchen my Nan telling my Mum, "I don't know why they bother".
Nan's not around anymore for me to tell her but it's moments like last night are why we bother and why we keepo going back for more.
I don't think I've ever seen my son as animated as he was at the end, jumping all over complete strangers and even when he got up this morning he was still bouncing around and showing me the goal and punching the air. One of those nights we'll be talking about for years to come. |  | | |
| A Morgasm – Report on 23:47 - Dec 10 with 2647 views | numptydumpty |
That report is absolutely one of your Sunday best Clive..
That added on time was stark raving bonkers and you totally captured the whole crazy scenes last night !!!
From my position after the goal, one of the yellow cards seemed to be waved directly at the loft end. I thought the ref had booked the crowd !!!
We definitely didn't overcelebrate though. Am still in the clouds now.... [Post edited 10 Dec 23:47]
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| A Morgasm – Report on 00:35 - Dec 11 with 2510 views | SydneyRs |
One or two vlogs from the away end to be found on youtube, recommended. | | | |
| A Morgasm – Report on 00:43 - Dec 11 with 2469 views | CLAREMAN1995 |
Magical night under the lights ,incredible poignant and beautiful report to cap it off today congrats to you and QPR |  | | |
| A Morgasm – Report on 00:58 - Dec 11 with 2439 views | FredManRave |
A Clive & Kicking Match Report
Clive knocked out a Match Report, which was as bereft of emotion and relatable musings, as it was mono in tone and easy to write, after our 2-1, erection seen from the moon, victory against Billionaire Brum on a magical, never to be forgotten night, under the Loftus Road lights, that moved Le Rangers incredulously back into an incomprehensible play off place, after a previously considered, mathematically impossible, 5th win in 6th. |  |
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| A Morgasm – Report on 01:31 - Dec 11 with 2388 views | 1BobbyHazell |
An incredible piece of writing. Thank you Clive. |  | | |
| A Morgasm – Report on 04:39 - Dec 11 with 2260 views | eastside_r |
I mean you started off by saying how difficult it is to capture the reality in words but that’s a pretty good stab.
No, that’s an understatement, that is an astonishing piece of writing.
Clive, look away now, while I ask everyone else - is there some kind of award we can nominate this for? |  | | |
| A Morgasm – Report on 04:44 - Dec 11 with 2247 views | FDC |
Clive is the best football writer alive, I will die on this hill |  | | |
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