| Grounds for Divorce 19:45 - Oct 16 with 8021 views | NoDiddley |
By Mel Huckridge aka sonofnorfolt.
Read it a while back & decided to read it again & second time around its funnier.
A good QPR content as expected & some classic lines such as his take on running coaches
“ Originally I had no birds or kids rule, but this is neither clever or profitable. We don’t show porn on the screens any more. This is a shame , as it normally quietens down a noisy bus, and large bets are taken on who would be the first to make for the toilet. Last time it was the driver.”
The copy I picked up from world of books is signed To Simon You R’s Mel
Is Simon on here?
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| Grounds for Divorce on 22:05 - Oct 17 with 2638 views | SonofNorfolt |
I contacted Peter Dinklage to play Sharpy, and 100% is more likely to get Oliver Hardy.
The deal was I believe, that I was to headline Hammersmith Odeon first. |  | | |
| Grounds for Divorce on 22:41 - Oct 17 with 2603 views | extratimeR |
Huddersfield away a few years back (1-1) would have deserved a chapter on its own. |  | | |
| Grounds for Divorce on 23:11 - Oct 17 with 2572 views | smegma |
| Grounds for Divorce on 18:08 - Oct 17 by 100percent |
still waiting to see who they cast as me in the film..... De Niro is looking slightly aged now, going to have to settle for Tom Hardy i think.... |
Buster Bloodvessel is playing me. | | | |
| Grounds for Divorce on 14:46 - Oct 18 with 2380 views | SonofNorfolt |
| Grounds for Divorce on 22:41 - Oct 17 by extratimeR |
Huddersfield away a few years back (1-1) would have deserved a chapter on its own. |
That coach was in August 2013, and could be mentioned in the new book only because a future International footballer was on it, Chris Mepham.
Thanks for the orders lads, I have to get some more envelopes.
I would like to stress that although the book is available on Amazon I would prefer it if buyers ordered it direct from myself. Cheaper and easier and the tax dodgers don't take a cut. | | | |
| Grounds for Divorce on 16:11 - Oct 18 with 2350 views | enfieldargh |
| Grounds for Divorce on 14:53 - Oct 17 by SonofNorfolt |
You can order one from Amazon but it costs more and it has come through me anyway.
Generally, I post the same day if ordered direct, but when I can be bothered from Amazon  |
quoting £59.95 + £2.85 pp for a used one on Amazon. Think they throw in the book as well |  |
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| Grounds for Divorce on 07:22 - Oct 19 with 2233 views | enfieldargh |
just bought a copy from Mel and looking forward to reading it. Was out with the wife when he called, she asked who was that?
Told her just a Rangers mate selling a book about qpr, didn't tell her what the tittle was though no point fanning the flames.
also Bernard Cornwall has never personally called me when I've bought one of his books git | |
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| Grounds for Divorce on 10:38 - Oct 19 with 2140 views | boysfromthebush |
| Grounds for Divorce on 14:46 - Oct 18 by SonofNorfolt |
That coach was in August 2013, and could be mentioned in the new book only because a future International footballer was on it, Chris Mepham.
Thanks for the orders lads, I have to get some more envelopes.
I would like to stress that although the book is available on Amazon I would prefer it if buyers ordered it direct from myself. Cheaper and easier and the tax dodgers don't take a cut. |
What a coach that was.
Flew back from Egypt that morning and had a quick dash to Hemel Hempstead services to wait for your pick up. Spent the majority of the journey sat by the toilet with about 5 others as it was window to window full.
Remember stopping off in a lovely little pub en route to Huddersfield, as always the locals were't too impressed! | | | |
| Grounds for Divorce on 15:54 - Oct 19 with 2058 views | SonofNorfolt |
| Grounds for Divorce on 10:38 - Oct 19 by boysfromthebush |
What a coach that was.
Flew back from Egypt that morning and had a quick dash to Hemel Hempstead services to wait for your pick up. Spent the majority of the journey sat by the toilet with about 5 others as it was window to window full.
Remember stopping off in a lovely little pub en route to Huddersfield, as always the locals were't too impressed! |
We stopped in Holmfirth, Last of the summer wine country on the way there.
It was on the way back when we stopped near the Peak District that I don't think we'll be asked back again. | | | |
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| Grounds for Divorce on 02:04 - Oct 20 with 1924 views | SonofNorfolt |
STOP PRESS.
CHRISTMAS EDITION NOW AVAILABLE
This consists of me, signing Happy Xmas on the inside leaf.
Alternatively, I can also offer random autographs from friends and neighbours. | | | |
| Grounds for Divorce on 17:17 - Oct 20 with 1804 views | smegma |
| Grounds for Divorce on 22:05 - Oct 17 by SonofNorfolt |
I contacted Peter Dinklage to play Sharpy, and 100% is more likely to get Oliver Hardy.
The deal was I believe, that I was to headline Hammersmith Odeon first. |
Doors 7pm  | | | |
| Grounds for Divorce on 18:52 - Oct 20 with 1780 views | MoonshineSteve |
Plus support. |  |
| I am still Steve but no longer in Dagenham. |
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| Grounds for Divorce on 01:18 - Oct 21 with 1699 views | SonofNorfolt |
Right of admission refused.
New special edition AWAY WIN edition now available. | | | |
| Grounds for Divorce on 17:24 - Oct 21 with 1561 views | loftboy |
| Grounds for Divorce on 01:18 - Oct 21 by SonofNorfolt |
Right of admission refused.
New special edition AWAY WIN edition now available. |
If my copy doesn’t surface by Christmas then I’ll probably order another Mel. |  |
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| Grounds for Divorce on 19:31 - Oct 21 with 1517 views | Boston |
| Grounds for Divorce on 18:08 - Oct 17 by 100percent |
still waiting to see who they cast as me in the film..... De Niro is looking slightly aged now, going to have to settle for Tom Hardy i think.... |
....they’ve cast Helen Mirren. | |
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| Grounds for Divorce on 14:37 - Oct 22 with 1409 views | SonofNorfolt |
| Grounds for Divorce on 17:24 - Oct 21 by loftboy |
If my copy doesn’t surface by Christmas then I’ll probably order another Mel. |
No time like the present 
For anyone else that requires that personal touch, I shall be prostituting myself in the Crown and Sceptre both before and after tomorrow's match armed with copies of GFD, so feel free to say hello. | | | |
| Grounds for Divorce on 19:37 - Oct 22 with 1347 views | NoDiddley |
| Grounds for Divorce on 14:37 - Oct 22 by SonofNorfolt |
No time like the present
For anyone else that requires that personal touch, I shall be prostituting myself in the Crown and Sceptre both before and after tomorrow's match armed with copies of GFD, so feel free to say hello. |
I suggest you get it translated into German & do a book signing over there?
They’d love it🻠| | | |
| Grounds for Divorce on 21:37 - Oct 22 with 1311 views | SonofNorfolt |
No Germans but plenty of Serbs and Norwegians going down the Crown and Sceptre tomorrow. I need Google translate book version. | | | |
| Grounds for Divorce on 21:42 - Oct 22 with 1307 views | Rangersw12 |
| Grounds for Divorce on 10:38 - Oct 19 by boysfromthebush |
What a coach that was.
Flew back from Egypt that morning and had a quick dash to Hemel Hempstead services to wait for your pick up. Spent the majority of the journey sat by the toilet with about 5 others as it was window to window full.
Remember stopping off in a lovely little pub en route to Huddersfield, as always the locals were't too impressed! |
That was a great coach along with the Burnley trip of the same season
If the Lens trip isn't in the new book then I will be disappointed !! | | | |
| Grounds for Divorce on 22:23 - Oct 22 with 1274 views | SonofNorfolt |
| Grounds for Divorce on 21:42 - Oct 22 by Rangersw12 |
That was a great coach along with the Burnley trip of the same season
If the Lens trip isn't in the new book then I will be disappointed !! |
It is, I've already written it in sweat that I had leftover from that day! | | | |
| Grounds for Divorce on 18:45 - Oct 23 with 1141 views | BklynRanger |
I still have my copy of this expansive, football-related yarn. Purchased under only a moderate amount of duress in, I believe, late August of whatever the year was that Mel could be identified, from the other end of any bar, by the giant sack of literature perched on his shoulder. Will look forward to the forthcoming sequel/prequel... |  | | |
| Grounds for Divorce on 00:01 - Oct 24 with 1073 views | smegma |
| Grounds for Divorce on 18:45 - Oct 23 by BklynRanger |
I still have my copy of this expansive, football-related yarn. Purchased under only a moderate amount of duress in, I believe, late August of whatever the year was that Mel could be identified, from the other end of any bar, by the giant sack of literature perched on his shoulder. Will look forward to the forthcoming sequel/prequel... |
2011??? | | | |
| Grounds for Divorce on 10:11 - Oct 24 with 1024 views | SonofNorfolt |
| Grounds for Divorce on 18:45 - Oct 23 by BklynRanger |
I still have my copy of this expansive, football-related yarn. Purchased under only a moderate amount of duress in, I believe, late August of whatever the year was that Mel could be identified, from the other end of any bar, by the giant sack of literature perched on his shoulder. Will look forward to the forthcoming sequel/prequel... |
A Chinese burn, I've found, is an effective technique to enhance a potential sale. This, I learnt, at a young age, from a course taken, 'Selling with menaces'.
Keep the orders coming you fine people, I'm hoping to surpass, with this spell of sales, more than our lack of victories at Forest, 35. | | | |
| Grounds for Divorce on 19:37 - Oct 25 with 899 views | NoDiddley |
Just finished reading it, so if anybody wants it for the price of a stamp PM me (sorry Mel but I am spreading the gospel for the next edition)  | | | |
| Grounds for Divorce on 20:37 - Oct 25 with 868 views | SonofNorfolt |
| Grounds for Divorce on 19:37 - Oct 25 by NoDiddley |
Just finished reading it, so if anybody wants it for the price of a stamp PM me (sorry Mel but I am spreading the gospel for the next edition) |
The first class post costs £1.87, added to that an A5 envelope and the extreme effort it takes to find a Post Office these days.
In addition the dog eared pages and other stubborn stains acquired during toilet reading you are better off procuring a crisp new copy from myself.
26 sold recently, another 10 or so and I'll be happy. | | | |
| Grounds for Divorce on 14:00 - Oct 26 with 734 views | SonofNorfolt |
Last push for now.
I will armed and dangerous with soft back books both pre and post match tonight.
I thank you. | | | |
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