Just had a call from a financial adviser.
He is currently sorting out the mortgage for a Premiership footballer and wondered if we had any markets for home insurance for professional sportsmen.
'Who is it ?' I asked
'I'd prefer not to disclose that at this stage'
'Who does he play for?' was my next question
'Chelsea' he replied.
'Sorry, I can't help you, we don't want that sort of business'