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The 2024 relegation thread-oh: Week 39/40
at 18:18 18 Mar 2024

A week later and we're no worse off than before, really. The bottom five remains the same with us a point above Hudds and now also a point clear of Brum.

No match this week. So it's all on for next week.

16 - Millwall - 43
17 - Blackburn - 42
18 - Plymouth - 41
19 - Stoke - 41
20 - QPR - 40
21 - Birmingham - 39
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22 - Hudds - 39
23 - Sheff Weds - 38
24 - Rotherham - 20

Good Friday or as QPR call it 'Probably Shit Friday'

Millwall vs West Brom (5th)
Blackburn vs Ipswich (3rd)
Norwich (6th) vs Plymouth
Hull (7th) vs Stoke
QPR vs Birmingham
Huddersfield vs Coventry (8th)
Sheff Weds vs Swansea (15th)

Everyone who matters is playing a top 8 side and Birmingham's form is dogshit.

Feels like this should be a good day for us if we can just figure out how to convert more of these chances we've been making.

Easter Monday

Rotherham vs Millwall :(
Sunderland vs Blackburn
Plymouth vs Bristol City
Stoke vs Huddersfield (hmm!)
Swansea vs QPR
Birmingham vs Preston
Middlesborough vs Sheffield Weds

Not quite as good as Millwall and one of Stoke/Hudds will probably win.

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The 2024 relegation thread-oh: Week 38
at 10:27 12 Mar 2024

It's crunch time.... in my PANTS!

In terms of the teams we can catch this week, the table looks like this.

Plymouth - 41 LWLLD
Blackburn - 41 DDLDD
Stoke - 41 LLWLW
QPR - 39 WWWDL
Birmingham - 39 WLLDL
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Huddersfield - 38 LWDLL
Sheff Weds - 38 WWWWL
Rotherham - Dead LLLLL

Tonight
Birmingham vs Boro - Boro on the back of two wins, Brum no win in 4. Hopeful.

Saturday
Birmingham vs Watford - Watford in shit form, hoping Brum are knackered by the weekend. Worried.
Ipswich vs Sheff Weds - Ipswich in third and looking to rectify a loss last game. Hopeful.
Boro vs Blackburn - not arsed. I feel like Blackburn will escape but they are in shit form. Hopeful.
Plymouth vs Preston - Plymouth in bad form. Hopeful.
Rotherham vs Huddersfield - most worried about this one . Hudds to win. That said, at least they've stopped that freaky voodoo bullshit where they win when we win. Worried.
Stoke vs Norwich - pretty hopeful but Stoke have two wins in three. Hopeful.
Sunderland vs QPR - five losses in a row but the Boil c*nt has gone. Charity Park Rangers to the rescue? Long trip to the shitty North East? Smells like defeat. But equally we are the finest football team etc etc. Worried.


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Topical music thread: JAIL/PRISON
at 16:28 23 Feb 2024

In honour of the latest victim of THE CURSE, Ilias Chair, let's have some pokey-related tunes.




The long-forgotten but brilliant Million Dead with Holloway Prison Blues.
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Whisper it quietly but...
at 12:25 1 Feb 2024

Brentford are just four points ahead of Everton who are bottom three (albeit with a game in hand). In fact, without the Everton points deduction it just be three ahead of Luton who are arguably in better form than Brentford.

I don't think they'll go down but it's definitely a possibility. Toney might be the difference there if he can keep out of trouble.

I think I'd be happy enough with Everton taking that last relegation place (Burnley and Sheff Utd are toast) but Brentford would be pretty good too. Apart from the fact that they'll bum us in the gob twice if they come down and we somehow stay up.
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Friday Music: lesser known music
at 10:10 26 Jan 2024

I just found this lot. Havana 3am. Had a minor hit with the song below which is a great mix of surf, rockabilly and that sort of Clash reggae sound.

Also, that's Paul Simenon on bass.




And... XC-NN. This band had a little bit of notoriety in the early 90s. That's Tim Bricheno on guitar, he was in All About Eve. This is a GREAT song though and the singer absolute kills on it. What a great performance. They should have been bigger.



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Match Thread: Watford can't play to save their lives, amigo.
at 11:18 13 Jan 2024

Funnily enough I only went to one match last year and it was that win over Watford. I think that qualifies me, mojo-wise, to start this thread.

Watford. Currently 11th. Won their last two. Thing is, THEY'RE STILL F**KING WATFORD and, when it comes to QPR, I'M TIRED OF OUR SHIT.

1-0 to the Rs. Not sure I believe it but I'm manifesting it. Noel Edmonds style. Ask the universe. Just like last time. Hey Universe, give me three points and make it scrappy.

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Thinking ahead to League One next year.
at 18:33 28 Oct 2023

How do you think we will do? I don't watch L1 at all and couldn't tell you fk all about that bullshit but that's where we are headed. I've gone through denial and anger. I'm at acceptance now.

What's the standard there these days?

If we kept this sorry bunch of hooped c**ts would we do alright down there?

Genuine question. I've got no idea.

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Friday Music - your dream band.
at 09:26 13 Oct 2023

Here's the rules.

1. You get a singer, guitarist, bassist and drummer.
2. Don't be a bellend and pick a whole band that already exists. They have to be from separate bands.
3. Singer is based on their voice and not their ability to play bass/guitar etc. If you pick Geddy Lee for bass, he doesn't get to be singer.
4. They can be dead.

For me it's;

SINGER: Layne Staley (Alice in Chains)
GUITAR: Geordie (Killing Joke)
BASS: Jamie Stewart (The Cult)
DRUMS: Budgie (Siouxsie and the Banshees)







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Ugh... Celtic
at 14:03 9 Oct 2023

It's been odd having to sort of root for Celtic while Beale was at Rangers. I've never liked either club but it was an enemy of my enemy kind of situation.

But then they reminded me why Celtic are the fking worst.

Not looking to start a debate about Israel/Palestine. That whole part of the world is fked and I'm sure Clive could do without it. And fk, we're just a QPR forum in a corner of the internet. We know fk all. But just so fking tasteless that Celtic would go out of their way to celebrate the slaughter of a load of people at a music festival.

My Scottish team was always Aberdeen but fk them too.

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This stat
at 20:00 7 Oct 2023

Teams to win more games at Loftus Road in 2023 than #QPR (1):

Blackburn (2)
Coventry (2)
Sunderland (2)

Courtesy of


Like, that's REALLY bad.
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If you're thinking of posting the inevitable 'stop moaning' thread tomorrow...
at 19:07 7 Oct 2023

Save it, mate. Read the room because right now the room is slowly filling up with piss and we've all got an inch of air left before we start gurgling.

I'm not going to "get behind" this fking shit. Fk it. This is the Ian Brown of football. As shit as it gets. You've all heard The Stone Roses live, right? Sure you like those two songs off that album but when you hear them live, it's like Ian can't sing at all.

I sing like a right fking tw@t and I'm better than that c*nt. Well we're that. Hooped that. Hooped Ian Brown.

Ainsworth out, Warnock in or else fk it.

Also: BrentfLOLd. C*nts.
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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer
at 10:29 5 Sep 2023

You've been kidnapped by the Jukebox Killer. You find yourself chained up in a room. A screen turns on and a masked character with a voice filter says this;

"I am the Jukebox Killer. You now have to pick a song. If I like it, you will be released unharmed. If I don't you will have your face slowly carved off and fed to you until you bleed to death."

You can't tell the killer's gender, age, race or anything. You've just got to pick a song that's got the best chance of not getting you killed. So not necessarily your favourite song but just one that you reckon most people will like upon hearing it.

What do you pick, LFW?
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John Terry on that penalty miss.
at 14:15 3 Jun 2023

Saw a bit of this interview with John Terry talking to Stephen Hendry. At about 17m30s he starts talking about the effect that miss had on him.



Apparently, it still haunts him to this day and he wakes up in the middle of the night because of it. It's clear to see what a profound effect that one moment had on him and how it genuinely affected him. It's etched in his face.

You know, it's easy to hate someone like John Terry but we all have to remember that moments like that in football can have a massive impact on a person's wellbeing and sense of self and we should strive to be a bit more mindful of that.

But then I think, haha f**k you, c*nt! You ate absolute shit and it remains one of the greatest moments of all time. Hilarious falling over tw@t!
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Songs you like by artists you don't rate.
at 11:31 7 May 2023

Guilty pleasures or just bangers from bands who otherwise don't tickle your pickle at all.



Richard Ashcroft - Check the Meaning. I thought The Verve were shit and everything I've heard him do is dull as pisswater but this song is unbelievably great.




Gengahr - Carrion. Everything else by them is flappy indie piss but this song hits hard and is pretty unique.




Suzanne Vega - Marlene On The Wall. A million times better than Luca even if she looks like a Republican candidate in this video.
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The 2023 relegation thread-oh Match 45
at 12:41 24 Apr 2023

Post updated for her pleasure.

18 - Cardiff - 44 played, 49pts
19 - QPR - 44, 47pts
20 - Rotherham - 44, 46pts
21 - Huddersfield - 43, 44pts
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22 - Reading - 44, 43pts
23 - Blackpool - 44, 41pts
24 - Wigan - 44, 40pts

FIXTURES

Blackpool v Millwall (Fri) - Millwall 7th (DLWLL)
QPR v Stoke (Sat) - Stoke 16th LDLLD
Reading v Wigan (Sat)
Huddersfield v Cardiff (Sun)


Wigan can't catch us.

Final matches:
Norwich v BLACKPOOL
HUDDERSFIELD v READING
Wigan v ROTHERHAM
Burnley v CARDIFF

[Post edited 28 Apr 2023 8:20]
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The 2023 relegation thread-oh Match 44.
at 09:03 21 Apr 2023

Cardiff - 45pts
Huddersfield - 44
QPR - 44
Reading - 43

CARDIFF v Stoke City (17th)
Burnley (1st) v QPR
Coventry (8th) v READING
(Huddersfield not playing until next week)

Winnable game for Cardiff.
QPR not getting shit out of Burnley.
Reading score is what matters. Could they really out-shit us?



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The 2023 relegation thread-oh Match 43.
at 11:42 18 Apr 2023

Yes, yes. I know. We're f*cked like hooped vaginas. But what can you do?

Huddersfield - 43 points - goal difference an issue but their recent good form is going to shit - WWWDL - A vs Sunderland (9th). Sunderland in the mix for the playoffs. On the back of two wins also. Hoping Huddersfield eat some shit but it doesn't matter as whatever they do, we'll do worse.

QPR - 43 points - hopeless peasants - LLLDL- A vs Norwich (9th). Doesn't really matter does it. We'll roll over and take at least three goals right up the arse.

Cardiff - 42 points - game in hand, liable to at least get two more points - DLWLL. A v Watford (12th). Watford in patchy form. And of course they lost to us so are capable of being awful.

Reading - 42 points - new manager bounce/able to draw their way to safety - DDDLD. H v Luton (3rd). I can see Luton losing, just to annoy us.


Our fixtures


Norwich H (10th)
Burnley A (1st!)
Stoke A (16th)
Bristol City H (14)


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The 2023 relegation thread-oh. Match 42.
at 16:26 13 Apr 2023

Look, I know this isn't useful but this is how I process hope. There's realistically five teams to think about. Us and four other sorry bunches of c*nts.

Rotherham - 45 points - game in hand - WLLDWD - H vs Luton (3rd) next. A bit of form in the last three I guess but Luton have it all to play for.

Huddersfield - 43 points - better goal diff than us - LDWWWD - A vs Swansea (14th). Swansea stringing together some okay performances.

QPR - 43 points - liable to play like right c*nts when it suits us - WLLLLD - H vs Coventry (9th). Cardiff not winning much lately but all to play for with a play off place in grasp.

Cardiff - 42 points - game in hand - WLDLWL. A v Sheffield United (2nd). Sheffield not going to get 1st and are five points clear in 2nd. So maybe not tons to play for.

Reading - 41 points - new manager bounce incoming - LLDDDL. H v Burnley (1st). Tough to beat Burnley but that lot are 14 points clear so how much do they need the points?


Our fixtures

Coventry H (9th)
Norwich H (8th)
Burnley A (1st!)
Stoke A (15th)

Current prediction:







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Guitar playing thread
at 13:58 19 Jan 2023

*Now includes bassists*

I know there's a few of us on here. Would be interesting to know what you're up to (as opposed to this just being a lot of youtube vids of good guitarists).

What guitars do you have? What style do you play? How do you practice?
[Post edited 19 Jan 2023 14:30]
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New Music (2023)
at 19:15 11 Jan 2023

New year, new thread, new tunes.

Although this dropped at the end of last year, the album should be this year. And knowing how this forum software likes to sticky the first post in a thread, it's fitting that at least some of this lot are QPR fans.



Hell is for Heroes - I Should Never Have Been Here
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