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Carpets 10:49 - Feb 9 with 1000 viewsTheBlob

How do you get lumps out of a new carpet ffs?
Rolled and rerolled it,still a lump that looks like a giant sausage won't go flat.No cats/mice/bailiffs inadvertently trapped.Giving serious consideration to hammering in a few six inch nails,that'll sort the sucka.....

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Carpets on 10:53 - Feb 9 with 616 viewsMetallica_Hoop

the last time I helped fit one we used a couple of large chunks of wood and flattened it out more or less as we rolled. There were two of us though.

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Carpets on 10:56 - Feb 9 with 610 viewsTheBlob

Carpets on 10:53 - Feb 9 by Metallica_Hoop

the last time I helped fit one we used a couple of large chunks of wood and flattened it out more or less as we rolled. There were two of us though.


Blow torch no good then?

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Carpets on 10:58 - Feb 9 with 606 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Carpets on 10:56 - Feb 9 by TheBlob

Blow torch no good then?


I suppose it depends how nicely you want it to fit

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Carpets on 11:10 - Feb 9 with 587 viewsscot1963

leave the lumps in - adds to the character of a room - every room where i have put the carpet down has that individual quality that no expert can bring
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Carpets on 11:16 - Feb 9 with 578 viewsBazWoT

My mate owns Manor Carpets, he can help you out.

Conversely, attach hedgehogs to your knees and squat thrust it into place.

WE R PREMIER LEAGUE, SAY!!!

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Carpets on 11:45 - Feb 9 with 541 viewsade_qpr

Carpets on 10:56 - Feb 9 by TheBlob

Blow torch no good then?


know its cold over there but thats a bit radical

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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Carpets on 11:46 - Feb 9 with 539 viewscarrotcrunch_R

hire a couple of sumo wrestlers and they can roll about on carpet untill lumps have gone just remember to chalk a circle on the areas you want concentrating on.
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Carpets on 11:47 - Feb 9 with 536 viewsade_qpr

Carpets on 11:46 - Feb 9 by carrotcrunch_R

hire a couple of sumo wrestlers and they can roll about on carpet untill lumps have gone just remember to chalk a circle on the areas you want concentrating on.



If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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Carpets on 12:08 - Feb 9 with 515 viewsStanisgod

If you bought it from Carpetland the lumps will never come out as they make them like that !

It's being so happy that keeps me going.

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Carpets on 12:20 - Feb 9 with 500 viewsTheBlob

Carpets on 12:08 - Feb 9 by Stanisgod

If you bought it from Carpetland the lumps will never come out as they make them like that !


NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......how did you know it was Carpetland??






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Carpets on 12:21 - Feb 9 with 498 viewswestolian

Begs the question, what did you roll it with ??

Not yourself i hope !

I've found a team sheet for the weekend - anyone interested ?

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Carpets on 12:24 - Feb 9 with 492 viewsTheBlob

Carpets on 12:21 - Feb 9 by westolian

Begs the question, what did you roll it with ??

Not yourself i hope !


Rolled it meself.Almost as big as some of the spliffs I used to do.




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Carpets on 12:28 - Feb 9 with 487 viewsantoknee64

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Carpets on 12:32 - Feb 9 with 481 viewsTheBlob

Carpets on 12:28 - Feb 9 by antoknee64



Oh yeah great.You can visit me in A&E after the heart attack.





Cheers for that though.

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Carpets on 12:37 - Feb 9 with 476 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Carpets on 12:21 - Feb 9 by westolian

Begs the question, what did you roll it with ??

Not yourself i hope !



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Carpets on 12:43 - Feb 9 with 461 viewsTheBlob

Carpets on 12:37 - Feb 9 by Metallica_Hoop



Could always get in some of your mates to stamp it down.


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Carpets on 12:56 - Feb 9 with 439 viewsTW_R

Carpets on 12:43 - Feb 9 by TheBlob

Could always get in some of your mates to stamp it down.



Jesus - WTF was that!! I've seen more physical mosh pits at a nursery school.

Have you tried cutting the lumps out with a Stanley knife?
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Carpets on 13:01 - Feb 9 with 429 viewsTheBlob

Carpets on 12:56 - Feb 9 by TW_R

Jesus - WTF was that!! I've seen more physical mosh pits at a nursery school.

Have you tried cutting the lumps out with a Stanley knife?




I got lumbered with a roll end.Are carpets the only coomodity that trades in leftovers?I mean do you go down the supermarket and confronted with all the rinds and end bits off the meat at the deli counter?Or fish heads?

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Carpets on 13:04 - Feb 9 with 423 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Carpets on 12:43 - Feb 9 by TheBlob

Could always get in some of your mates to stamp it down.



Great Idea

That was a shite mosh though I agree.

Wall of death might do it Blobby.


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Carpets on 13:05 - Feb 9 with 420 viewsTW_R

Carpets on 13:01 - Feb 9 by TheBlob



I got lumbered with a roll end.Are carpets the only coomodity that trades in leftovers?I mean do you go down the supermarket and confronted with all the rinds and end bits off the meat at the deli counter?Or fish heads?


Don't know, but in the old days when I was out with my mates at a gig or club I always seemed to be the one with the leftovers!
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Carpets on 13:07 - Feb 9 with 415 viewsHAYESBOY

How big is the lump.

Just thinking, but did all of the people that came in to fit the carpet, all leave as well.
Did you count them in and then out?

Smells like a trout farm in here

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Carpets on 13:14 - Feb 9 with 410 viewsade_qpr

not made by camel carpets?





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Carpets on 13:22 - Feb 9 with 399 viewsTheBlob

Carpets on 13:04 - Feb 9 by Metallica_Hoop

Great Idea

That was a shite mosh though I agree.

Wall of death might do it Blobby.



'kinell....wiped that little bald geezer out.

Yeah,that'll do it.


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Carpets on 13:24 - Feb 9 with 394 viewsTW_R

Carpets on 13:22 - Feb 9 by TheBlob

'kinell....wiped that little bald geezer out.

Yeah,that'll do it.



Lol - that was good. Thought the blokes skipping in the build up looked a bit weird!

Maybe you should call Speedy Gonzales? He always goes on about underlay, underlay.



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Carpets on 13:28 - Feb 9 with 386 viewsTheBlob

Carpets on 13:24 - Feb 9 by TW_R

Lol - that was good. Thought the blokes skipping in the build up looked a bit weird!

Maybe you should call Speedy Gonzales? He always goes on about underlay, underlay.







Decided to have a big f*ck off paving slab with an ornamental fountain in the middle of the bedroom.

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