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The game is all about money
at 09:09 22 Apr 2019

Well this XI certainly are!

Gordon Banks
Richard Money
Bob Hazell
Danger Fourpence
Terry Pfennig
Yen Molby
Filthy Lucre Modric
Cheque Tioté
Raheem Sterling
Trevor Benjamins
Dion Dubloon

Manager: Franc Lampard
Chairman: David Gold
Ground: Boracic Park
All you young dudes ...
at 20:34 12 Apr 2019

... and all you old punks. And everyone else really. Here's an idea for a groovy pre-match diversion. Hop off the tube at Ladbroke Grove and check this. Put together by punk for life, W12 dandy, and Rs fan MAL-ONE. Top exhibition. Well worth a visit.
Magical 1-0 QPR wins
at 13:09 5 Apr 2019

Somebody in another thread going to the Norwich game mentioned having never seen a magical 1-0 QPR win for a while. Off the top of my head here are my top XI 1-0s.

1974: Ipswich Home. Bad start to the season. They're top. We're bottom. The mullet man makes his mark. 1-0! Francis! And on MOTD. Magic.

1982: WBA Highbury. The Rs have never lost an FA Cup semi-final. And here's the proof. Off Clive Allen's magic arse elbow knee. 1-0 Wemberlee! Magic.

2003: Oldham Play-off. Home. Went to the ground. Walked around a bit. Took the atmosphere in. Couldn't get a ticket. Bought a programme. Went home, rolled a big one, and listened on the radio while watching the floodlights flicker in the distance. I was there in spirit .. man! Magic!

2008: Birmingham Home. They're top we're bottom. Down to 10 men before HT. They look like Ajax. Tommasi looks like a world beater. Di Carmine bosch take that. 1-0 Loftus Road in the snow. Magic

2008: Wolves Home. Old-goldies promotion charge halted in its tracks by lowly QPR. My cold gets the better of me so I stay drinking hot rum in the warm fug of the White Horse watching a rare (for the time) QPR live game. Rowlands. Wallop 1-0. Thank very much. Magic.

2011: Reading Away. A Friday evening in February a day before my birthday. Started early on some Berkshire scrumpy. Faurlin to Routledge ... or was it the other way round. Minty green hoops. 1-0. I think we're going up. Magic!

2011 Everton First away game in top flight for 15 years. Half the team are out with the lurgy. Agyemang plays a lone role up front when most of us didn't realise he was still at the club. Up steps Tommy Smith. Bang! Top man. Lovely old ground Goodison. Love a 1 goal away win. Magic.

2011: Ch*ls** Home 1-0. We all know the story. Having missed the Oldham game this is probably my most memorable Loftus Road Saturday. West London is ours! Magic.

2013: Ch*ls** away. Expecting nothing less than major humiliation. Would've settled for six but not seven please not seven (conceded). Granero corner knocked out of defence to the imperious Adel who lays it off for SWP. Like Debbie McGee assisting Paul Daniels. Now that's what I call magic.

2014: Derby Wembley. Zaaaaammmoooooooooorrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh! The word magic doesn't come near.

2019: Leeds Home. A win for them and they're top. Freeman excellent. Great team effort fighting tooth and nail for the manager. 1-0. Love beating that lot. I think we've turned a corner. Indeed we have straight into another brick wall. It's a kind of tragic.

Good luck all making the journey tomorrow. Keep the faith. You Rs!
I've found our man
at 09:24 2 Apr 2019

Continental ✔️
Never heard of him ✔️
Tenuous QPR connection: ✔️
*(currently managing Seb Polter's promotion chasing Union Berlin)

First name: URS ✔️✔️✔️
This is our man!

(Fort) William It Was Really (Eleven) Nothing
at 07:09 16 Mar 2019

Fort William lost 11-0 at home to Brora Rangers in the Highland League a few weeks ago. A big blow to their goal-difference. Which is now -171 after 26 games.

We should think about organising a friendly at their place. Keep it tight first half and we could come away with a result. The scenery must be amazing too. Would be a smashing away day. Can someone let me know when this season's over. Thanks.

Stoke City Documentary circa 1975
at 22:57 8 Mar 2019

Not watched this for a while but I remember it being like a Mike Leigh film film with a female Alan Partridge presentIng. One of the best football documentaries I've ever seen.
Captain Bollock Chops
at 22:37 8 Feb 2019

... and his amazing golden diarrhoea.

One of Elton John's more interesting albums.
25 years ...
at 13:22 5 Feb 2019

... since QPR were last at home on my birthday. A quarter of a century. How and why so long? I was a young man. D:Ream were No.#1 in the pop charts with 'Thing Can Only Get Better'.

D:Ream, and you Brian Cox, you scientific arse. You lied.

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Best named football players.
at 13:21 1 Feb 2019

Leading on from the Odysseus Alfa to the Balearics thread I was running my eye down the transfer window and noticed on loan from Hamilton Academicals to Cheltenham Town a one Rakish Bingham. Or to give him his full name Rakish Phillip Bingham. What a name! Lower league football's answer to Wild Billy Childish.
OFFCIAL Who do we want iIF thread ...
at 16:07 28 Jan 2019

Based on chances of getting through divided by memorable day out.

*Replay needed

Edit: Asking everyone not just iIf.
[Post edited 28 Jan 16:11]
Uzbek Match Thread
at 13:00 21 Jan 2019

I've always wanted to start an Uzbek match thread so here we go. If the white wolves of Uzbekistan, 33-1 outsiders for the tournament, can get a result against those other 'Asian' giants, and current holders, Australia this afternoon in the Asian Cup hopefully this would give Massimo Luongo enough time to drag his jet-lagged ass back from Dubai and rest up ready for Saturday to plug that huge hole we currently have in central midfield. See you in Pompey Massimo. Forza Uzbeki!

Match preview: Eldor Shomurodov the man in form for the U's. Scored in all the groups game, one against Japan, one against Oman, and two against Turkmenistan in the Stan derby.

Check out Eldor.
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Have Fulham turned a corner?
at 23:30 12 Jan 2019

Relegation six pointer away from home and they score three without reply. Burnley didn't even have a shot on target. The kind of result that could really turn their ...


They what?

[Post edited 12 Jan 23:31]
Nottingham Forest Advent Calendar Match Thread
at 00:40 17 Dec 2018

Whaddyamean a week is too early to start a match thread? This is my first one. I'm excited ain't I. And Saturday will be my first visit to the City Ground. And we're gonna win. Hahahahahahahahaha-hahabahahahahahahabahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah-ahahahAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahwha-hahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ha. My only out of towner last season was a random off-the-cuff visit to Villa Park (get-in!) The omens are good. And on top of that there was a bloke in the blue and white bar Saturday the spit of Clarence the Angel from Its a Wonderful Life.

Rs U23 away to Young Boys Tractors
at 14:38 10 Dec 2018

Sounds like a helluva top of the table clash. HT 0-0. Then on 50 minutes a McFlurry of goals. 0-1 Goss / 0-2 Oteh / 1-2 Kakay (og) / 1-3 Smyth/ 2-3 Tractor Jnr. 15 minutes remain. Can the Rs hold on and go top of league? Oh sheep! As I type Tractor Jnr gets an equaliser on 77 now 3-3!

FT: 3-3 Ipswich stay top. Rs 2 points behind. For 20+ minutes QPR were top of the league. A lovely thing to see.

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RIP Nic Roeg
at 23:48 24 Nov 2018

The best British filmmaker there was. Don't Look Now. Performance. Walkabout. Man Who fell to
earth. The man was on a roll in the 70s.

2 QPR players score for their country ...
at 22:07 17 Nov 2018

... Scotland win 4-0 away. Ireland beat the All-Blacks in Dublin. Is it International 'has that ever actually fcuking happened before' Day?
Nahki Scores!
at 12:56 17 Nov 2018

Mass now Nahks ... international Rs are go!
[Post edited 17 Nov 2018 13:22]
Pioneering top flight QPR minimalism
at 11:40 8 Nov 2018

1968: Rs first win in the top flight at the 13th attempt.
Div 1 Ipswich (H) 2-1 Bridges Morgan R / Keetch (o.g)
Att: 17994

Manuel Göttsching E2-E4: Hour long track from 1981. Grandaddy of all house and electro.
Sleeve apparently based on a pun involving a chess move and a guitar tuning. Yeah right! This has got QPR/ Ron Phillips all over it. Enjoy ...

[Post edited 8 Nov 2018 11:41]
Heat map based algorithms never lie
at 13:30 3 Oct 2018

Just to add to the recent overwhelming data. Heat map based algorithms of our recent performances. A positive degree of safety rating clearly shown.
[Post edited 3 Oct 2018 13:33]
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