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at 15:38 11 Aug 2019

Did you get my PM ? p1ssing Sky broadband has been down for 2 days
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Mansfield Town Porno
at 06:57 4 Jul 2019

Is it me or does this feel like something at the start of Porn Hub ?


https://mobile.twitter.com/mansfieldtownfc/status/1145972880427102208?s=09
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Message for the Tune group
at 15:52 6 Apr 2019

If your reading this please sell the club and fcuk off you have ruined us through sheer incompetence, we were a premier league club when you took over and we will be league one in a few weeks time, couldn’t organise a p1ss up in a pub with a load of winos
We are a laughing stock an utter utter laughing stock , we used to be pioneers years ago kits, numbers 10s , Guinness sponsors, plastic pitch, Jim smiths sweeper system, Alex stocks 67 team, Dave sextons pass and move, Rodney, Stan , wegerle , now look we are getting d1cked by Norwich with their fans chanting easy
We are embarrassing and if anyone is naive enough to think things will change with this mob in charge your deluded , the only way is down and further down, there’s no plan for anything, there’s no startegy , no fcuk all , we survive day to day where as Brentford and Norwich have 5 year plans
I won’t spend another penny inside QPR whilst this board rule us with their sh1tty incompetence stick , il get the usual fcuk offs your not wanted from the usual suspects but I don’t care I followed us for 36 years and I’ve seen us be great and Sh1t but I can’t see us lurch from one crisis to the next whilst the fan base just shrugs it’s shoulders
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Carol singing
at 13:33 13 Dec 2018

There I was at home hand down my pants scratching my vitals and shaking my head at the news
When the door bell went and a very attractive sixty odd year old woman asked me if I wanted to go carol singing , the only singing I know is my way on the karaoke after 10 pints or cmon you Rrrsss , anyway I was bribed with a mince pie and a wine and off I went much to the amysement of the Parker household , a good hour I was out there and I got to say I enjoyed it I even got a peck on the cheek off the lady in question and asked to go to midnight mass on Xmas eve (which I might do)
Am I going nuts or have I been born again ?
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Bradley Johnson
at 21:17 28 Nov 2018

Our old mate could be in trouble after doing a Suarez on joe Allen
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Villa vs Brentford
at 20:18 22 Aug 2018

Watching this and I can’t help but admire how Brentford play, every year they lose 3 or 4 players but they scout well and play quick organised football the difference to them and us is night and day , goes to show how far we have fallen
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Predictions for the new season
at 14:03 30 Jul 2018

Totally bored at work and with the world cup a distant memory me and 5 lads have pulled a £20 kitty each on who will finish where and who will win what with the winner getting all the cash for the most predictions , so with the new season approaching im curious to know how all the footballing brains on here think it will go , ive had the following

Premier league Winners : City
2nd Liverpool
3rd Arsenal
4th Man Utd (just)


Relegated
Cardiff
Watford
Huddersfield

Fa cup: Chelsea
League cup : Man utd
Champions league :Juventus (you can see Ronaldo doing it again )

Championship : Stoke to win
Boro 2nd
Leeds in the play offs ( I think they will be dark horses )
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Drinks World Cup
at 12:39 14 Jun 2018

ok so who wins out of the weekends games ?


Russia (Vodka) vs Saudi (expat Moonshine)

Russia Wins

France (Kronenberg) vs Australia (Fosters)

france wins comfortably

Spain (san Miguel) vs Portugal ( superbok)

Portugal wins

battle of the hubbley bubbly

Morroco vs Iran

Morroco (just)

Peru (pisco) vs Denmark (Carlsberg)

Denmark wins

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Front Lawn unwritten rules
at 16:02 6 Jun 2018

I share the front lawn with my neighbour and he mowed it when I first moved in a couple of months back, now in my head there is un written rule that you take it turns now since that time he hasn't bothered to do anything and ive mowed it 4 times on the spin!! is this fcuker laying on his couch laughing at me ?? now because of the rain the front lawn looks terrible im thinking of mowing just my half but am I breaking the unwritten law here ? am I turning into alf garnett by telling the lazy sod to get off his arse and do his bit and il do my mine ?
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Sundays football viewing
at 11:46 13 Apr 2018

Some very tasty games over Europe this Sunday on the box bar the Premier league ,
BTW has anyone gone and watched the whole lot every single televised game over one day ??

Western Sydney Wanderers v Adelaide United

Hyundai A-League

08:00

BT Sport 2



Osasuna v Cordoba

La Liga 2

11:00

FreeSports



Eibar v Alaves

La Liga

11:00

Sky Sports Mix



Fiorentina v SPAL

Serie A

11:30

BT Sport 2



Wolves v Birmingham City

Championship

12:00

Sky Sports Football



Everton Ladies v Arsenal Women

FA Women's Cup Semi-Final

12:30

BBC Red Button



Newcastle United v Arsenal

Premier League

13:30

Sky Sports Premier League / Sky Sports Main Event / Sky Sports Ultra HD



Feyenoord v FC Utrecht

Eredivisie

13:30

Sky Sports Mix / Sky Sports Red Button



AC Milan v Napoli

Serie A

14:00

BT Sport ESPN



Nice v Montpellier

Ligue 1

14:00

BT Sport Extra 3



Celtic v Rangers

Scottish FA Cup Semi-Final

14:30

Sky Sports Football



Schalke 04 v Borussia Dortmund

Bundesliga

14:30

BT Sport 2



Chelsea Ladies v Man City Women

FA Women's Cup Semi-Final

15:30

BBC Two



Barry Town v Newtown AFC

Welsh Premier League

15:30

S4C



PSV Eindhoven v Ajax

Eredivisie

15:45

Sky Sports Mix / Sky Sports Red Button



Man Utd v West Brom

Premier League

16:00

Sky Sports Premier League / Sky Sports Main Event / Sky Sports Ultra HD



Troyes v Marseille

Ligue 1

16:00

BT Sport ESPN



Juventus v Sampdoria

Serie A

17:00

BT Sport 3



Werder Bremen v RB Leipzig

Bundesliga

17:00

BT Sport 2



Getafe v Espanyol

La Liga

17:30

Sky Sports Football



Benfica v FC Porto

Primeira Liga

18:00

FreeSports



Lazio v Roma

Serie A

19:45

BT Sport 1



Malaga v Real Madrid

La Liga

19:45

Sky Sports Football



PSG v Monaco

Ligue 1

20:00

BT Sport 3



Sporting Kansas City v Seattle Sounders

MLS

21:00

Sky Sports Mix / Sky Sports Red Button



Atlanta United v New York City FC

MLS

23:00

Sky Sports Football
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British gas
at 11:34 9 Mar 2018

Helped needed again fellow comrades

we are moving house and used to pay our gas bill every Quarter , we asked for the final bill and gave them a final reading, the total they gave was a mouth watering i£440 between dec and todays date
previous bills which were estimated were £91 , the unhelpful bint at british gas said it was my fault for not giving meter readings and that they only come out every 5 years to check the meters , they didn't want to budge at all

has anyone else come up against this daylight robbery ?
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away pubs
at 14:46 8 Mar 2018

Meeting a mackem mate of mine for the game Saturday but don't want to go to Belshushis is there anywhere else these days on the uxbridge road where away fans are welcomed in ?
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Coldest , Wettest , Warmest
at 10:28 28 Feb 2018

With the current weather at Siberian levels what's the Coldest , Wettest, Warmest
you have been at a game

Coldest - QPR vs Forest 86 milk cup game, it was freezing it was snowing and then the floodlights went off , the old man who is a builder said to me ive been grafting out in it all day and now im sat here like a right prat freezing my bollox off , to top it all there was a massive ruck in the back of the ER stand that was just above us

also went to west ham one year with a couple of arsenal mates it was around xmas time about 23 years ago my feet were that cold I thought I had developed frost bite it was an awful game as well I had skinny stone island rain coat on and I thought it was the bollox unfortunately it offered less protection than a Rotherham social worker , I froze in the name of fashion

Wettest - Swindon away in 98 think we lost 3-1 the heavens opened and yours truly had only a v neck jumper on in an away end that had no roof , I was like a drowned rat and I even stayed to the end
West ham at home in 87 lashed it down it I think we lost 3-2 in a barnstormer cottee may have got a hat trick but again I was drenched standing in the paddocks and only had a QPR shirt over my jumper for protection

Warmest - Blackpool in 03 it was that hot that I think the central line at white city had melted
Wycombe away a couple of seasons before was hot one we lost 1-0 it may have been august bank holiday , I recall the fans singing to jude the cat
"there's only one sweaty pussy" he must have been roasting in there
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Whatever you do , dont bring the old bill to the door
at 14:37 13 Feb 2018

whose Mum & Dad said this and who didn't take the advice ?
just the couple of times for me

1st/ one me and a mate bought a nicked motorbike off a couple of lads from Yeading , it turned out they had nicked it off some fella who then found out the bloke was a bit of a loon and threated to break their legs, this resulted in west drayton CID knocking on the door just as the old girl was leaving for work , I was then carted off to uxbridge nick with my mum missing her shift and a days pay ,

2nd one was me and a mate taking my old mans air rifle and shooting tin cans down the park , about 30 minutes in we were surrounded by 3 police cars and thrown into the cells at Uxbridge nick again, the old man came down and did his nut , they took his gun off him and fined him , ive never shat myself as much when he got me back in his motor
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Sunday Sessions
at 15:15 12 Feb 2018

Does anyone on here still par take in the good old tradition of Sunday drinking ?
regular as clock work me in my local 12- 3.30 every week with the same lads having the same craic the landlord even brings over sausage rolls and roast potatoes to keep us drinking , all followed by a bottle of red wine for Sunday lunch and in bed for 9pm
talking to a few lads at work and none of them seem to do this am I a dinosaur or are these lads under the thumb ?
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Intercity Debt Cup
at 09:31 2 Feb 2018

Make it happen Tony, the winner gets all their debt paid

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/823757/UEFA-highest-debt-Europe-Premier

we in some good company here oh and Sunderland



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