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What do you do when your 2021 wedding is cancelled due to Covid-19 all whilst the devious plotting and scheming of a hostile takeover of a League 2 football club goes very baldy (sorry badly) wrong?
Rearrange your wedding!
God bless our Captain Sabotage, Alexander Jarvis - he has done it again. He's turned from our supergrass to travel agent!
This wedding is just like a David Bottomley end of season awards do. No children allowed.
The happy couple want no gifts, only our attendance and love explaining: "Your loving presence at our wedding to celebrate our special day is all we need and is the best gift you could give us.
How did this very happy couple meet?
Drunk and desperate at 3am on Boxing Day.
It all began the same as all great love stories… fate, coincidence and drunken nights out. Then David Bottomley called Alexander Jarvis who couldn't keep his big mouth shut......
The summary:
Matt and Jade met in the beautiful city of Manchester when they were both leaving the same nightclub at 3am on Boxing Day, and after a few smooth chat-up lines later (I’ll let you guys guess who’s the smooth talker!) BBM pins were exchanged and the rest is history. It might not have been the typical Romeo and Juliet set-up but it has exceeded any classic love story. It’s been over 10 years and after two beautiful children, a house renovation, A COUPLE OF FOOTBALL CLUBS and years of endless love and support for each other, it’s finally time for these two to say… I do.
The Wedding Schedule: Matt and Jade joyfully request the pleasure of your company as we share our vows and join in marriage in the presence of dearest family and friends. Both the ceremony and the reception will be held at the same location which will remain a surprise for all guests. Transport to the event has been arranged for all guests, the pick up point will be in Via Ludovisi, by Hotel Hassler.
Fat Pat loves a good cry at a wedding. She's packing her bags and her camera to see who she might be able to see at such an illustrious event. Matt might have spurned Fat Pat's greasy barms but she's happy he has found true love.
Dress code
**PLEASE NOTE THE BRIDE HAS REQUESTED THAT THE WEARING OF FOOTBALL SHIRTS IS MANDATORY**
To avoid any kit clashes please note that the bride will NOT be wearing white.
Matt Southall invites all Dale fans to Rome for a pre-season special! on 14:59 - May 15 by HullDale
In the latest update, Jade & Matty have moved out of the family home.
Hopefully everyone who was owed money gets paid, although I wouldn't be too confident!
Looking at the trail that Village Energy Solutions has left and the massive dirty fingerprints on the laundry from Captain Sabotage Alexander Jarvis with regards to Morton House even if everyone does get paid, there may be someone looking at the "proceeds" to consider if they are "of crime"
God bless Captain Sabotage.
George Bernard Shaw had it right:
"He who can does; he who cannot, teaches."
https://www.visittheusa.co.uk/
Matt Southall invites all Dale fans to Rome for a pre-season special! on 14:59 - May 15 by HullDale
In the latest update, Jade & Matty have moved out of the family home.
Hopefully everyone who was owed money gets paid, although I wouldn't be too confident!
legal question, 'Can the court or the bailiffs seize the property and sell it at auction, to cover the money owed to the different parties, i.e the builders', based on the presumption that the debt as not be dealt with.
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Matt Southall invites all Dale fans to Rome for a pre-season special! on 13:18 - May 17 with 8840 views
Matt Southall invites all Dale fans to Rome for a pre-season special! on 10:20 - May 17 by NorthernDale
legal question, 'Can the court or the bailiffs seize the property and sell it at auction, to cover the money owed to the different parties, i.e the builders', based on the presumption that the debt as not be dealt with.
It would appear that the house has been sold and the legal searches highlighted the various charges against the property, so those charge holders will receive relevant payments first.
Matt Southall invites all Dale fans to Rome for a pre-season special! on 13:18 - May 17 by judd
It would appear that the house has been sold and the legal searches highlighted the various charges against the property, so those charge holders will receive relevant payments first.
Will this affect Jade Katy's wedding dress fund or her supply of lip fillers?
Ironic that when she gets to Rome, she may find herself to be a Donna Nada too?
Matt Southall invites all Dale fans to Rome for a pre-season special! on 13:18 - May 17 by judd
It would appear that the house has been sold and the legal searches highlighted the various charges against the property, so those charge holders will receive relevant payments first.
That's nice to know. Very sensible that the happy-couple-to-be are downgrading and settling their numerous debts, to clear the air for a stress-free wedding. I've heard they've moved to a home in not quite so smart an area to live within their means, and that they used the "cheap as chips" services of "Roger's Removals" to transport the coffee table books.
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Matt Southall invites all Dale fans to Rome for a pre-season special! on 20:03 - May 23 with 7801 views
Doesn't look like the golden couple received the memo about not outspending their means. The plastic princess has posted a photo of a welcoming note from an IKOS resort - 5* all inclusive somewhere in Greece or Spain.
Well, you wouldn't want to go on hollibobs without Michelin-starred menus, signature cocktails by top mixologists, kids clubs and an awesome MINI Drive Adventure around the surrounding area would you?
Considering that her father appears to be a roofer who travels down south for work, she seems to have developed some expensive tastes.......
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Matt Southall invites all Dale fans to Rome for a pre-season special! on 19:31 - May 26 with 7429 views
Matt Southall invites all Dale fans to Rome for a pre-season special! on 20:03 - May 23 by DorkingDale
Doesn't look like the golden couple received the memo about not outspending their means. The plastic princess has posted a photo of a welcoming note from an IKOS resort - 5* all inclusive somewhere in Greece or Spain.
Well, you wouldn't want to go on hollibobs without Michelin-starred menus, signature cocktails by top mixologists, kids clubs and an awesome MINI Drive Adventure around the surrounding area would you?
Considering that her father appears to be a roofer who travels down south for work, she seems to have developed some expensive tastes.......
Good old Jade.
Sell a house where everyone knows where you live and take off to a secret location so that any remaining creditors can't find you.
Then post that secret location on Instagram so that people can find you.
George Bernard Shaw had it right:
"He who can does; he who cannot, teaches."
https://www.visittheusa.co.uk/
Matt Southall invites all Dale fans to Rome for a pre-season special! on 19:58 - Jun 19 by HullDale
Our mate Huchen...
In Southall's defence (first and last time I'll ever say that), I'm fairly sure I've had a pop or two at his hair transplant in the past so I reckon I was fair game there!
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Matt Southall invites all Dale fans to Rome for a pre-season special! on 11:20 - Jun 20 with 5476 views
Matt Southall invites all Dale fans to Rome for a pre-season special! on 10:38 - Jun 20 by jacko_dale
In Southall's defence (first and last time I'll ever say that), I'm fairly sure I've had a pop or two at his hair transplant in the past so I reckon I was fair game there!
Have you seen his hair lately? It's sprouting on the top.....
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Matt Southall invites all Dale fans to Rome for a pre-season special! on 22:52 - Jun 20 with 5159 views
Matt Southall invites all Dale fans to Rome for a pre-season special! on 00:12 - Jun 24 by D_Alien
"If any person... knows of any lawful impediment..."
This time next week, it will be all over.
The coming week of build up to the McManus / Southall wedding is going to be immense and I've heard some Charlton and Dale fans are going as early as Tuesday to "have a few beers and do the groundwork to get a ringside seat"
By 9pm (Rome time) we will all be reflecting on a job well done. There are always tears, glitter and confetti and most are expecting an emotional affair*
Here comes the bride She's been told a pack of lies And in Rome are lots of Charlton fans Standing by her side. Here comes the groom He's running out of room And he hasn't told his father-in-law About the elephant in the room."
Chester Races today. The Eternal City next Saturday.
(* see what we did there )
George Bernard Shaw had it right:
"He who can does; he who cannot, teaches."
https://www.visittheusa.co.uk/
One couple no longer on the Rome guest list for Matt and Jade are Jamie O'Hara and Elizabeth Jayne Tierney.
Despite quite a lot of football industry guests, the former Spurs player's name is mud in the Southall/McManus household because Jade is jealous that Matt's first true love was not her but "Miss Elizabeth" and Matt has Premier League footballer envy. Add to that that O'Hara and Tierney are no more following a 7 year relationship that recently ended:
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