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I am thinking of opening a Christmas theme park in a muddy car park near you. It will have a p!ssed Santa, artificial snow " that will have melted by the time anyone gets there", elves that can be seen eating burgers behind the cardboard cut outs (festive displays of high quality winter scenes) oh and rude staff to make the kids cry and ruin their Christmas.
All this for the fantastic price of £50 per car and £20 per person. I look forward to seeing my enterprise on the front pages of the national newspapers with the usual moaners and dissatified customers comments. So all you gullible punters (saddos) out there roll up.
I was roped into being Father Xmas for a local rugby club last Christmas. I can honestly say that the yummy mummies couldn't keep there hands off me. Nothing like a Santa Claus outfit as an aphrodisiac for them. Will be happy to do it again this Christmas
Christmas Wonderland on 08:47 - Oct 29 by BrynCartwright
I was roped into being Father Xmas for a local rugby club last Christmas. I can honestly say that the yummy mummies couldn't keep there hands off me. Nothing like a Santa Claus outfit as an aphrodisiac for them. Will be happy to do it again this Christmas
Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or f*cking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.
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Christmas Wonderland on 11:28 - Dec 18 with 1972 views