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Christmas Wonderland 06:51 - Oct 29 with 2948 viewscentrestandswan

I am thinking of opening a Christmas theme park in a muddy car park near you. It will have a p!ssed Santa, artificial snow " that will have melted by the time anyone gets there", elves that can be seen eating burgers behind the cardboard cut outs (festive displays of high quality winter scenes) oh and rude staff to make the kids cry and ruin their Christmas.

All this for the fantastic price of £50 per car and £20 per person. I look forward to seeing my enterprise on the front pages of the national newspapers with the usual moaners and dissatified customers comments. So all you gullible punters (saddos) out there roll up.

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Christmas Wonderland on 08:47 - Oct 29 with 2865 viewsBrynCartwright

I was roped into being Father Xmas for a local rugby club last Christmas. I can honestly say that the yummy mummies couldn't keep there hands off me. Nothing like a Santa Claus outfit as an aphrodisiac for them. Will be happy to do it again this Christmas

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Christmas Wonderland on 11:54 - Oct 29 with 2774 viewscentrestandswan

Christmas Wonderland on 08:47 - Oct 29 by BrynCartwright

I was roped into being Father Xmas for a local rugby club last Christmas. I can honestly say that the yummy mummies couldn't keep there hands off me. Nothing like a Santa Claus outfit as an aphrodisiac for them. Will be happy to do it again this Christmas


What's your hourly rate?

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Christmas Wonderland on 12:43 - Oct 29 with 2744 viewssherpajacob

Christmas Wonderland on 11:54 - Oct 29 by centrestandswan

What's your hourly rate?


Sounds like the role could be put out to tender.

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Christmas Wonderland on 13:56 - Oct 29 with 2707 viewsBrynCartwright

Christmas Wonderland on 11:54 - Oct 29 by centrestandswan

What's your hourly rate?


2 sherries, 3 mince pies and 4 fragrant mummies per hour

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Christmas Wonderland on 14:54 - Oct 29 with 2681 viewsWarwickHunt

Christmas Wonderland on 13:56 - Oct 29 by BrynCartwright

2 sherries, 3 mince pies and 4 fragrant mummies per hour


Do you get to empty your sac?
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Christmas Wonderland on 15:46 - Dec 13 with 2303 viewscentrestandswan

You heard it here first


http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/angry-parents-slam-winter-festival-11687498

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Christmas Wonderland on 17:25 - Dec 13 with 2236 viewsDr_Winston

Christmas Wonderland on 15:46 - Dec 13 by centrestandswan

You heard it here first


http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/angry-parents-slam-winter-festival-11687498


There's one every year. Triffic.

Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or f*cking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.

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Christmas Wonderland on 11:28 - Dec 18 with 1972 viewsBrynCartwright

...and another one bites the dust.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-42385803

Why do these people even bother?

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