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Kim Jong Gone? 02:52 - Oct 20 with 256 viewsJoesus_Of_Narbereth

Rumours swirling that everybody’s favourite tubby tyrant was airlifted to China following a suspected brain haemorrhage probably caused by his gargantuan girth and subsequently has shuffled off his offensively corpulent mortal coil and has joined his forebears in eternal oblivion.

Obviously any rumours surrounding the hell on earth colloquially known as North Korea must be treated with slightly more than a splattering of salt, he has of course disappeared before presumed dead only to rise from the ashes like a gormless looking adipose infested and overly sweaty phoenix.

If he is dead though it poses a problem as his only heir apparents are his 12 year old daughter and his batshit crazy sister. A problem acerbated by the fact the previously mentioned and potentially deceased obese overseer has had most of his family brutally murdered or exiled.

Many observers are worried that a power vacuum created by the demise of this blubbering mess of a human being could lead to a power struggle, civil war or a military coup.

Perhaps in a few days we will find out one way or another.

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Kim Jong Gone? on 08:49 - Oct 20 with 105 viewsonehunglow

Thanks for that

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Kim Jong Gone? on 10:33 - Oct 20 with 22 viewsunion_jack

His daughter has been seen a lot lately with him at events. Is she being groomed to succeed?

Or will his sister whose looks personify pure evil try assume power?

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