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Blimey 19:14 - Jun 21 with 1666 viewsBoston

Watching a fishing show at the moment. American host is in Thailand, has bumped into a British bloke and they’re angling away...now the Brit has removed his shirt. He’s got the West Ham badge tat just above his left tit!

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Blimey on 19:23 - Jun 21 with 1636 viewsDannyPaddox

Is it Geoff Pike?
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Blimey on 20:25 - Jun 21 with 1545 viewscharmr

I was on a course and Geoff Pike was part of the proceedings. He asked what would Stuart Pierce do to get him self motivated etc. I said he’d probably play some Sex Pistols tunes. Silence filled the room and if looks could kill. Maybe I knew Stuart Pierce better then him? Pike came across as very arrogant and humorless, very unlikeable.
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Blimey on 22:45 - Jun 21 with 1454 viewsDannyPaddox

Humourless West Ham ex-pros #2. My uncle was caretaker of a school somewhere in Essex. One day he has to get a chippy or a plumber in to do some work. When he turns up and my uncle realises who it the tradesman says, “Yes I’m that Derek Hales. But I’m not here to talk about football. What do you need done?” To which my Uncle replies “Of course mate I understand. That goal you scored for Charlton against Blackpool though. What a cracker. Big Match goal of the season” After an uncomfortable pause in which Hales is most probably trying to work out 1. if my uncle is taking the piss (which he was) and 2. Does he deserve it. He replies, “Actually it was against Hull City”
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Blimey on 09:39 - Jun 22 with 1309 viewsHayesender

Blimey on 22:45 - Jun 21 by DannyPaddox

Humourless West Ham ex-pros #2. My uncle was caretaker of a school somewhere in Essex. One day he has to get a chippy or a plumber in to do some work. When he turns up and my uncle realises who it the tradesman says, “Yes I’m that Derek Hales. But I’m not here to talk about football. What do you need done?” To which my Uncle replies “Of course mate I understand. That goal you scored for Charlton against Blackpool though. What a cracker. Big Match goal of the season” After an uncomfortable pause in which Hales is most probably trying to work out 1. if my uncle is taking the piss (which he was) and 2. Does he deserve it. He replies, “Actually it was against Hull City”
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Didn't he have a massive punch up with Mick Flanagan?

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Blimey on 11:18 - Jun 22 with 1247 viewsDannyPaddox

Looking for info on that punch-up between Hales and Flanagan which I vaguely recollect (who doesn’t love seeing two players on the same team having a proper ding-dong?) and came across this profile of Del-boy ...







After reading that I think football needs more miserable fcukers.
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Blimey on 11:39 - Jun 22 with 1234 viewsBklynRanger

That's hilarious. Non answer after no answer, doesn't like tolerating boring people but favourite TV show is Tom & Jerry. Man's a fcuking lunatic!
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Blimey on 11:48 - Jun 22 with 1228 viewsBrianMcCarthy

That's brilliant. Like Fr. Stone of the footballing world.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Blimey on 12:23 - Jun 22 with 1193 viewsDannyPaddox



What he really wanted to say.
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Blimey on 20:19 - Jun 22 with 1064 viewsMickS

This is magnificent. He manages to not bother answering 7 on the bounce at the bottom of the first section.
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Blimey on 09:20 - Jun 23 with 931 viewsDannyPaddox



Hales would’ve been perfect in Get Carter.
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Blimey on 11:15 - Jun 23 with 874 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Blimey on 11:48 - Jun 22 by BrianMcCarthy

That's brilliant. Like Fr. Stone of the footballing world.


A unappreciated reference Brian. I got it though.
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