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Trying Not To Judge 12:07 - Mar 3 with 2020 viewsDorse

Nothing to do with football. My better half was at work the other day, when a colleague mentioned that she had just admitted a patient who had been run over by a mobility scooter whilst queuing at Greggs.

I can't picture this without smirking.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Trying Not To Judge on 12:18 - Mar 3 with 1938 viewsBoston

Tragic, but the scooter operators Covid mask had blown over their eyes.

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Trying Not To Judge on 13:15 - Mar 3 with 1818 viewsDavieQPR

It was always an ambition of mine to organise all the seaside towns into mobility scooter teams with races along the esplanades in a F1 style season.
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Trying Not To Judge on 14:28 - Mar 3 with 1656 viewsDorse

Trying Not To Judge on 13:15 - Mar 3 by DavieQPR

It was always an ambition of mine to organise all the seaside towns into mobility scooter teams with races along the esplanades in a F1 style season.


I'll see your 'Mobility Scooter F1' and raise you a 'Mobility Scooter Jousting'.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Trying Not To Judge on 15:10 - Mar 3 with 1506 viewsLazyFan

Mobility Scooter Robo Wars Battle Royale

zzzzzzzzzz

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Trying Not To Judge on 15:18 - Mar 3 with 1470 viewsMick_S

Dorse, you know what you’ve got to do when there’s only one steak bake left.

I bet the mobility scooter was burgundy coloured.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Trying Not To Judge on 16:17 - Mar 3 with 1304 viewsDorse

Trying Not To Judge on 15:10 - Mar 3 by LazyFan

Mobility Scooter Robo Wars Battle Royale


Where's DannyPaddox when you need him..?

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Trying Not To Judge on 16:21 - Mar 3 with 1276 viewsDorse

Trying Not To Judge on 15:18 - Mar 3 by Mick_S

Dorse, you know what you’ve got to do when there’s only one steak bake left.

I bet the mobility scooter was burgundy coloured.


There's a guy up here, based in Kendal, who has a pimped up mobility scooter with about 30 wing mirrors, chopped front forks and a massive Two-Tone Walt Jabsco flag flying from the back. I mean, if you have to drive one, you might as well enjoy it.

Burgundy? Not on his watch.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Trying Not To Judge on 13:28 - Mar 4 with 848 viewsfrancisbowles

Recently, on holiday in a very hilly part of Lanzarote, I saw a bloke with a two seater which had broken down. He was having to push it up the hill with his relatively large partner onboard and steering.
It took a while, held up the traffic and yes it was burgundy
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Trying Not To Judge on 19:56 - Mar 4 with 646 viewsBenny_the_Ball

Trying Not To Judge on 13:28 - Mar 4 by francisbowles

Recently, on holiday in a very hilly part of Lanzarote, I saw a bloke with a two seater which had broken down. He was having to push it up the hill with his relatively large partner onboard and steering.
It took a while, held up the traffic and yes it was burgundy


As was he, no doubt, by the time he reached the top.
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