| Anyone got an idea .... 00:10 - Dec 4 with 1847 views | Loyal |
About when the first
Tit w@nk took place ? I am assuming it was fairly recently as I only got in to them about 12 years ago, before that it was a case of slapping one over the back crack or knocking your bejobbers out on a public toilet door. Any references over 12 years historically are extremely welcome. [Post edited 4 Dec 2016 0:12]
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| Anyone got an idea .... on 00:17 - Dec 4 with 1827 views | exiledclaseboy |
Drunken Baker was better, despite the plagiarism. |  |
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| Anyone got an idea .... on 08:13 - Dec 4 with 1741 views | Loyal |
| Anyone got an idea .... on 00:17 - Dec 4 by exiledclaseboy |
Drunken Baker was better, despite the plagiarism. |
Genuine question, where's the issue ?
Problem is you fail again to recognise someone's creative mind, it's Sunday so I recommend you access out of hours services. | |
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| Anyone got an idea .... on 08:56 - Dec 4 with 1692 views | exiledclaseboy |
| Anyone got an idea .... on 08:13 - Dec 4 by Loyal |
Genuine question, where's the issue ?
Problem is you fail again to recognise someone's creative mind, it's Sunday so I recommend you access out of hours services. |
Genuine answer, what issue? | |
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| Anyone got an idea .... on 09:57 - Dec 4 with 1608 views | Loyal |
| Anyone got an idea .... on 08:56 - Dec 4 by exiledclaseboy |
Genuine answer, what issue? |
The big one. | |
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| Anyone got an idea .... on 18:20 - Dec 4 with 1509 views | ItchySphincter |
Tit w@nks only really any good when they are being administered by a fat bird. |  |
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| Anyone got an idea .... on 18:30 - Dec 4 with 1483 views | max936 |
| Anyone got an idea .... on 18:20 - Dec 4 by ItchySphincter |
Tit w@nks only really any good when they are being administered by a fat bird. |
Whilst she's wearing a Cowboy hat. [Post edited 4 Dec 2016 18:31]
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| Anyone got an idea .... on 20:31 - Dec 4 with 1395 views | WarwickHunt |
It's in The Bible. Leviticus 18:9.
“‘Do not have sexual relations with the daughter of your father’s wife, born to your father; she is your sister.
And under no circumstances use her norks as a poozle, thou sick puppy". |  | | |
| Anyone got an idea .... on 20:57 - Dec 4 with 1348 views | Loyal |
| Anyone got an idea .... on 20:31 - Dec 4 by WarwickHunt |
It's in The Bible. Leviticus 18:9.
“‘Do not have sexual relations with the daughter of your father’s wife, born to your father; she is your sister.
And under no circumstances use her norks as a poozle, thou sick puppy". |
At last some common sense. | |
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| Anyone got an idea .... on 21:13 - Dec 4 with 1318 views | builthjack |
Eve gave the first one. |  |
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| Anyone got an idea .... on 21:19 - Dec 4 with 1306 views | Ebo |
Otherwise known as a 'French w*nk* |  |
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| Anyone got an idea .... on 13:29 - Dec 5 with 1215 views | dickythorpe |
| Anyone got an idea .... on 21:19 - Dec 4 by Ebo |
Otherwise known as a 'French w*nk* |
See also "Bombay Rub" |  | | |
| Anyone got an idea .... on 14:21 - Dec 5 with 1175 views | Swanjaxs |
Massive fan of the Dutch Rudder me 🖒 |  |
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| Anyone got an idea .... on 14:21 - Dec 5 with 1173 views | swanjackal |
| Anyone got an idea .... on 13:29 - Dec 5 by dickythorpe |
See also "Bombay Rub" |
Seems to be an international event, as it often ends up at the White Water Rapids. |  |
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Hypocritically hypocritical ! |
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| Anyone got an idea .... on 18:30 - Dec 5 with 1069 views | Clinton |
I had to look up some of the above activities on Urban Dictioanary. Goodness, what people get up to these days. Trending words were "figging" and "dog in a bathtub" and " Japanese rain goggles", reminded me of something from Viz. best laugh I've had in a while. [Post edited 5 Dec 2016 18:32]
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| Anyone got an idea .... on 22:59 - Dec 5 with 939 views | Private_Partz |
Fair do's guys. In these times of absolute dispair it is great to have such a great laugh at such imaginative and creative writing.
Congratulations to all the dirty b@stards involved :-)) |  |
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| Anyone got an idea .... on 01:37 - Dec 6 with 889 views | Ebo |
Flying Horse, the (euph. Anal Sex)
From the name of the alternative hostelry utilised by residents of Coronation Street when their preferred venue - The Rovers return, is rendered unavailable for whatever reason.
"Fancy a quickie Dierdre?"
"Sorry Ken, I up on fooking blocks. It'll have to be the Flying Horse" | |
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| Anyone got an idea .... on 03:07 - Dec 6 with 867 views | Loyal |
| Anyone got an idea .... on 22:59 - Dec 5 by Private_Partz |
Fair do's guys. In these times of absolute dispair it is great to have such a great laugh at such imaginative and creative writing.
Congratulations to all the dirty b@stards involved :-)) |
I'm quite taken aback Mr Partz.
In the interests of annotating an historical document and being able to state with such certainty that the tit w@nk took place at a certain time in history is no joking matter and those that have derailed this thread with perverted comments should hang their heads (no pun intended ) in shame.
Jet Black isn't laughing now is he ? | |
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| Anyone got an idea .... on 04:11 - Dec 6 with 854 views | jackonicko |
| Anyone got an idea .... on 20:31 - Dec 4 by WarwickHunt |
It's in The Bible. Leviticus 18:9.
“‘Do not have sexual relations with the daughter of your father’s wife, born to your father; she is your sister.
And under no circumstances use her norks as a poozle, thou sick puppy". |
Proof positive that the residents of Cardiff do not follow the teachings of the bible. |  | | |
| Anyone got an idea .... on 13:54 - Dec 6 with 787 views | DafyddHuw |
Yeah, you're right Loyal. Nobody ever had a tit wa nk before 12 years ago. |  | | |
| Anyone got an idea .... on 14:28 - Dec 6 with 768 views | Highjack |
Pretty sure some apothecarists in 1470 started prescribing tit wa nks for those suffering from bubonic plague, shortly after it started becoming clear that all the praying and religious shyte wasn't working. |  |
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| Anyone got an idea .... on 09:11 - Dec 7 with 692 views | Loyal |
| Anyone got an idea .... on 13:54 - Dec 6 by DafyddHuw |
Yeah, you're right Loyal. Nobody ever had a tit wa nk before 12 years ago. |
So I invented it then, fantastic, thanks.
What have you invented ? | |
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