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crown jewles 17:43 - Dec 6 with 4008 viewsdigswellhoop

all involved hang them it's treason
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crown jewles on 18:37 - Dec 6 with 2761 viewsPaddyhoops

Still must’nt crumble !
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crown jewles on 18:41 - Dec 6 with 2710 viewsted_hendrix

Hang the effing RF will be fine by me.

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crown jewles on 18:45 - Dec 6 with 2684 viewsKonk

I think it would be a bit of an over reaction to reintroduce the death penalty to deal with protesters wiping pudding on a glass box.

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crown jewles on 18:51 - Dec 6 with 2614 viewskensalriser

Not treasonous, the most British thing imaginable - protesting with apple crumble.

You've got a bit of a hard on for killing people, digs. Are you a terrorist?

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crown jewles on 18:56 - Dec 6 with 2593 viewsLanhoop

Agreed. Wasting apple crumble and custard is a serious crime. Wasting it on some baubles that entitled family think they deserve is even worse.
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crown jewles on 19:06 - Dec 6 with 2513 viewsTwoHalves

Apple crumble and custard on your Crown Jewels? Tried that once. Came to a sticky end.
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crown jewles on 19:22 - Dec 6 with 2408 viewsMrSheen

Bring back custard-pie stocks.
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crown jewles on 19:25 - Dec 6 with 2387 viewsTwoHalves

crown jewles on 19:22 - Dec 6 by MrSheen

Bring back custard-pie stocks.


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crown jewles on 19:34 - Dec 6 with 2340 viewsfrancisbowles

This is great, so funny. It's the topping on a very good day.
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crown jewles on 20:05 - Dec 6 with 2206 viewsPaddyhoops

They’re probably being taken into custardy by now.
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crown jewles on 20:17 - Dec 6 with 2153 viewsjohann28

That would be just desserts
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crown jewles on 20:18 - Dec 6 with 2145 viewsTwoHalves

crown jewles on 20:05 - Dec 6 by Paddyhoops

They’re probably being taken into custardy by now.


Yes, they made a right old Eton mess of it.
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crown jewles on 20:23 - Dec 6 with 2108 viewsTwoHalves

crown jewles on 20:17 - Dec 6 by johann28

That would be just desserts


Well they were probably looking for a bit of afters.
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crown jewles on 20:26 - Dec 6 with 2089 viewscolinallcars

crown jewles on 20:05 - Dec 6 by Paddyhoops

They’re probably being taken into custardy by now.


Bet the desk sergeant won't see the yolk when they get to the police station.
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crown jewles on 20:36 - Dec 6 with 2039 viewsTwoHalves

crown jewles on 20:26 - Dec 6 by colinallcars

Bet the desk sergeant won't see the yolk when they get to the police station.


Wasn’t Digswell looking for the Corny Yolks thread earlier?
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crown jewles on 22:03 - Dec 6 with 1845 viewsBoston

Get where you're coming from Diggsy, what's more traditional than an execution at the Tower,

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crown jewles on 22:09 - Dec 6 with 1783 viewsstainrods_elbow

I must admit, I S CREAMed with joy at their daring.

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crown jewles on 23:45 - Dec 6 with 1639 viewsconnell10

Let them eat cake.

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crown jewles on 00:10 - Dec 7 with 1568 viewsBenny_the_Ball

crown jewles on 19:06 - Dec 6 by TwoHalves

Apple crumble and custard on your Crown Jewels? Tried that once. Came to a sticky end.


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crown jewles on 00:22 - Dec 7 with 1543 viewsMatch82

crown jewles on 00:10 - Dec 7 by Benny_the_Ball



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crown jewles on 01:48 - Dec 7 with 1442 viewsnumptydumpty

I can cope with the fact they were wasting apple crumble and custard, but thank God it wasn't rhubarb crumble !!!

That would be a crime worthy of death row !!!

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crown jewles on 04:28 - Dec 7 with 1360 viewsTwoHalves

crown jewles on 00:22 - Dec 7 by Match82

Narrators voice: it was indeed, exactly what it looked like


Enough of these cheap innuendos. I think it’s time we moved on to Spotted Dick.
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crown jewles on 04:58 - Dec 7 with 1332 viewsTwoHalves

In many respects it’s a pity that the Tower of London isn’t situated in the middle of land covered with dense forest and tangled vegetation. Yesterday’s events could then have been referred to as … ‘The Crumble In The Jungle’.

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crown jewles on 06:47 - Dec 7 with 1221 viewsPlanetHonneywood

crown jewles on 20:36 - Dec 6 by TwoHalves

Wasn’t Digswell looking for the Corny Yolks thread earlier?


He actually inquired about the 'Corner Jokes' thread. I'm going to suggest if he were asking now, his thread would be titled, the 'Muller Corner Jokes.'

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(No subject) (n/t) on 07:01 - Dec 7 with 1198 viewsPlanetHonneywood

crown jewles on 20:36 - Dec 6 by TwoHalves

Wasn’t Digswell looking for the Corny Yolks thread earlier?



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