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In 40 minutes, at midday, I'll be going into government enforced lockdown.
I went out this morning to fetch the bins and bumped into the council litter picker.
He said that "they" aren't telling us everything and that really a country has exploded a nuclear bomb and the radiation is now all around us and falling out of the sky.
My god, it's going to be a boring couple of weeks.
Learning to read clusters is not something your eyes do naturally. It takes constant practice.
Drove to Lancaster yesterday to drop off two bicycles at young spud`s flat. Him and his girlfriend are `key workers` and she needed a mode of transport to start work at 6 am - there is no train at that time, so she will have to cycle.
Although it was a necessary journey, we had the feeling of `wrongness` being on the road, as there was very little traffic on the 25 minute journey.
Whilst feeding the pig, three sallow yoofs pushing bikes appeared at the gate and asked if I had a bicycle pump - I walked up to them and said I`d find them one, but asked them to move well back from the gate.
The dopiest looking one asked: "Is that because your dogs bite?"
And I said: "No, its because of the f***in` virus".
He grunted: "Oh! Right."
So I got them a pump and watched two of them pulling wheelies whilst vaping, without a care in the world, whilst the other put air into his tyre.
Watched that drone footage of London, surreal seeing it that quiet.
‘Where there is harmony, may we bring discord. Where there is truth, may we bring error. Where there is faith, may we bring doubt. And where there is hope, may we bring despair’
With his car journey, has Spud set an unstoppable chain of events in motion? The likes of whic we have rarely seen.
Someone I know made a 40km dash yesterday to pick up a potter's wheel.
On the lockdown front, day X. The big news is that I chipped a tooth. I got back from my daily bike ride (the weather had deteriorated today - cold and windy), sat down, was in the process of taking my trainers off, and part of one of my front teeth simply fell off.
Therefore, it wasn't a chipped tooth, just an unexplicably deteriorated / disintegrated one.
Watch this space. More "spell"binding stuff to follow.
Learning to read clusters is not something your eyes do naturally. It takes constant practice.
‘Where there is harmony, may we bring discord. Where there is truth, may we bring error. Where there is faith, may we bring doubt. And where there is hope, may we bring despair’
‘Where there is harmony, may we bring discord. Where there is truth, may we bring error. Where there is faith, may we bring doubt. And where there is hope, may we bring despair’
I'm trying to use the current crisis to experiment with, and possibly subvert sartorial conventions that have hitherto held me back. In doing so I'm trying to leave behind any semblance of emotional repression and get in touch with my inner Terry Thomas.
We'll see how well I'm doing when I brew up next. If I can get her mind off the upcoming episode of "Pointless" I will know I am onto something.
‘Where there is harmony, may we bring discord. Where there is truth, may we bring error. Where there is faith, may we bring doubt. And where there is hope, may we bring despair’
Trumpy's briefings, I'm sort of hooked on them now. It's like Jerry Springer on steroids.
‘Where there is harmony, may we bring discord. Where there is truth, may we bring error. Where there is faith, may we bring doubt. And where there is hope, may we bring despair’
At the moment, the deadline for lockdown to end is in 2 weeks on 15th April. I can see that being extended for another 2 weeks, until the end of April / start of May, though.
After all, there's not much pont in coming out of lockdown until we've got this thing we'll and truely on the run. Even then, if there are only a handful of infected people remaining, won't they reinfect the rest of the population once more?
Learning to read clusters is not something your eyes do naturally. It takes constant practice.
The President of Belarus` approach of instructing the country to drink vodka and take saunas is certainly novel, as is Viktor Orban`s - which may be giving Trumpyboy food for thought.
Orban is certainly not letting a crisis go to waste...
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