Christmas sorted!! 11:58 - Sep 23 with 1131 views | loftboy | Kill the Turkey then have 30 people round for its funeral . | |
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Christmas sorted!! on 12:04 - Sep 23 with 1121 views | WokingR | On yer bike Oh, sorry. | | | |
Christmas sorted!! on 18:20 - Sep 23 with 933 views | CiderwithRsie | Looks like there's no way I'll be able to have hordes of relatives and in-laws round for Christmas. Best bit of news I've had for months. | | | |
Christmas sorted!! on 18:34 - Sep 23 with 909 views | Discodroids | I've written many times on here over the years about christmas day at the chigwell mother in laws with the huge extended family. I pray to gods 4th rib that i can have a christmas at home for the first time in 12 years due to family number covid parameter restrictions. put it this way... ...if i live to see a future where mankind procreates by rubbing its hind legs over a royal jelly compound enslaved by Alien sexless entities in their xenomorph cubed pleasure hives, nourishing our human pupae to a harsh beat of shamanic tonal resonations at the behest of those very same sexless alien entities, I'll never meet a bigger fu cking c unts trumpet than my belcher chain wearing west ham supporting brother in law, 'Woodford Paul' nuff said. [Post edited 23 Sep 2020 18:38]
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| "...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn." |
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Christmas sorted!! on 08:15 - Sep 24 with 673 views | TheChef |
Christmas sorted!! on 18:34 - Sep 23 by Discodroids | I've written many times on here over the years about christmas day at the chigwell mother in laws with the huge extended family. I pray to gods 4th rib that i can have a christmas at home for the first time in 12 years due to family number covid parameter restrictions. put it this way... ...if i live to see a future where mankind procreates by rubbing its hind legs over a royal jelly compound enslaved by Alien sexless entities in their xenomorph cubed pleasure hives, nourishing our human pupae to a harsh beat of shamanic tonal resonations at the behest of those very same sexless alien entities, I'll never meet a bigger fu cking c unts trumpet than my belcher chain wearing west ham supporting brother in law, 'Woodford Paul' nuff said. [Post edited 23 Sep 2020 18:38]
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"...if i live to see a future where mankind procreates by rubbing its hind legs over a royal jelly compound enslaved by Alien sexless entities in their xenomorph cubed pleasure hives, nourishing our human pupae to a harsh beat of shamanic tonal resonations at the behest of those very same sexless alien entities," Apparently that's coming next year. | |
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Christmas sorted!! on 09:57 - Sep 24 with 604 views | A40Bosh |
Christmas sorted!! on 18:20 - Sep 23 by CiderwithRsie | Looks like there's no way I'll be able to have hordes of relatives and in-laws round for Christmas. Best bit of news I've had for months. |
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Christmas sorted!! on 10:05 - Sep 24 with 589 views | colinallcars | It was Christmas Day in the work 'ouse.... | | | |
Christmas sorted!! on 10:14 - Sep 24 with 584 views | colinallcars |
Christmas sorted!! on 10:05 - Sep 24 by colinallcars | It was Christmas Day in the work 'ouse.... |
The pudding came into view Currents they were aplenty Quite a few raisins too When up stood a poor old worker His face as bold as brass And said, “you can stick the bloody pudden up yer bloody ar$e” | | | |
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