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Reply | World Cup Draw
at 19:33 4 Dec 2025
I hear they've had to use smaller balls for the draw due to the size of Trump's hands. |
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Thread | Bucket List / Fck It List
at 17:16 4 Dec 2025
Thinking about the Ashes, something I've always wanted to do would be to go on an England test tour. Take a couple months, do the whole thing, barely survive the alcoholism, that sort of thing.
By contrast, something everyone raves about but I couldn't give a monkey's about doing would be doing Route 66 or trying yoga. Fck that shit.
Whaddya reckon? What's on your bucket / fck it lists? |
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Reply | Ashes thread
at 17:08 4 Dec 2025
I know it's only day one but this match feels like it could go down to the wire! Props to Joffra and Sir Joe for the last few overs. That was epic! Seeing Starc get the treatment when he thought it was a done deal gave me a warm feeling. Might just be heartburn but I'll take it. |
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Reply | New stadium for London
at 14:15 3 Dec 2025
I think we might have solved the riddle of why we signed all them midget 'tens'. Our stadium is simply too small to accommodate full-sized footballers.
We're through the looking glass here, people... |
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 06:39 2 Dec 2025
Many years ago, I went out with this girl who wouldn't stop counting.I often wonder what she's up to now. |
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Reply | Eastward Ho ! Match Fred
at 18:42 29 Nov 2025
Fcking Rangers. Ruin my afternoon, will you? You've just made THE LIST. |
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Reply | Eastward Ho ! Match Fred
at 14:39 29 Nov 2025
Conventional wisdom suggests a gob-bumming but I disagree. At some point, we've got to have a 100% 3x game week: might as well be today.
I'm going for a 2-0 win for the good guys. Get stuck in!
URs! |
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Reply | Funny Museum Names
at 07:01 28 Nov 2025
Lot of time spent trimming the lawn around that east London museum after visitors criticised the au naturale look. |
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Reply | Smyth’s super sub act lifts QPR into top half – Report
at 20:46 27 Nov 2025
Enjoyed the game last night. Felt like the team just said 'Fck this shit. Let's get at them'. 100% effort from all departments. Even Dembele got stuck in at times. (I pick him out because he's really cheesed me off previously). Terrific cameo from Smyth.
Side note: I really like Mbengue on the right. Gives us something extra. Violent insanity, mainly. Lots of fun. |
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Reply | Pub names
at 16:33 27 Nov 2025
I always fancied running a pub called 'The Gym'.
'You off out?'
'Yeah, just nipping to the gym, love'
We'd make a killing, I tell you. |
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Reply | Pink shirts
at 16:30 27 Nov 2025
Things I would rather the players give me than their 'Underboob and Marmite' shirts include (but are not limited to):
A Chinese burn
Syphilis
Tickets to Mrs Brown's Boys live |
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 19:37 23 Nov 2025
Dad: What's the difference between toilet paper and curtains?
Son: I don't know...
Dad: SO IT WAS YOU!!!! |
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Thread | Questionable Hospital Radio Selections
at 14:16 20 Nov 2025
Currently sat around in a hospital waiting area and noticed a sign pointing towards the trust radio station. Got me thinking about what I could request.
Everybody Hurts - REM
Achy-Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
Spreading the Disease - Anthrax
Any more? |
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Reply | Centre back options
at 14:11 20 Nov 2025
According to the clickbait legions of doom, the lesser spotted Jake Clarke-Salter is available for Saturday. I realise it's been cold recently but this must mean that Hell has frozen over too!
Edit - fcking autocorrect. [Post edited 20 Nov 14:12]
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Reply | Scotland
at 07:09 19 Nov 2025
Fair play to Scotland. If you're going to qualify for a World Cup, that's the final game you'd want!
Now watch them get Brazil, Germany and Ivory Coast in the group stage... |
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