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Trying Not To Judge
at 12:07 3 Mar 2024

Nothing to do with football. My better half was at work the other day, when a colleague mentioned that she had just admitted a patient who had been run over by a mobility scooter whilst queuing at Greggs.

I can't picture this without smirking.
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American Sports
at 20:54 10 Feb 2024

Fetch Spunkenmeier III, DVT News
'It's Superbowel Sunday and the Kansas Shitty Qweefs are up against the San Francisco 69ers to decide who takes home the Panzerball title! Kansas coach Lazarus Huttenhüber can call on the recently returned Anus Krankyanker to lead the de-fensive line, after his return from hair strain. On the opposing side, San Francisco's veteran manager Glans McGee will have a full starting line, including Deep Midcentrefieldsman Eucan Tutchdis, who has recently celebrated the birth of his first sea monkeys. Whatever happens, we can say 'Go Sports!'
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Season's Gruntings
at 14:02 24 Dec 2023

Have a good Christmas, you beautiful people!
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'Lost The Terraces'
at 09:24 29 Oct 2023

Was thinking about this whilst reading the posts on here: you hear a lot about a manager 'losing the dressing room' but I think that a certain shower of fcukwits wearing the Hoops have actually managed to 'lose the terraces'.

Seriously, there are so many on here, of whom I am one, who have openly stated that the 'hate' this group or are waiting for one, some or all of them to get a right fcuking coating off courtesy of the incoming boss / Bermondsey Dave (delete as applicable).

Frankly, I wouldn't give the steam off my piss to some of these shitehawks.
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The Season So Far?
at 07:57 14 Oct 2023

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Caption Competition?
at 08:48 16 Sep 2023



'I swear to you Sincs, two blue pills and it went about this big for 4 hours. It was frankly exhausting...'
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Considered Take(s)..?
at 11:05 17 Aug 2023

I used a couple of gifs in the Match Fred which basically said that I believed, after perusing the team sheet, that we were fcuked. And not in a nice way.

However, as things went on -bearing in mind we still lost - I ended up feeling pretty positive. I have only seen clips but listened to the Radio London stuff via the Web and it seems that, last night, we were less fcuked than I may have implied.

The feeling I get this morning, reading through the Just-Backs and comments from the faithful is that there were some good things going on, even if the result was entirely predictable. My take is this: one of the better-run clubs in the league, who were clearly going for it, couldn't put our under-strength side to bed in 90 minutes - even though we lost our main striker and starting keeper to injury, featured 2 academy debuts and played a 74 yr old right wing back.

Not what I saw coming at all. Worth mentioning that 2 of the back 4 selected for Watford played last night in a 3 with Sam Field out of position - and after the 90 we were still in it!
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Gifs That Accurately Illustrate What Norf Is Up To Tonight
at 20:15 12 Aug 2023

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Dev Squad Wins
at 22:02 8 Aug 2023

Tell you what, A Trialist had a good game.

https://www.qpr.co.uk/news/2023/august/08/report-bristol-city-home/

Straw clutching here: Richards didn't explode into a thousand tiny pieces, one of the trialists was a centre back and Aoraha (Ooarooaray) got 2.
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How Bad Is It Really?
at 21:11 29 Jul 2023

I mean, is it Ray Harford bad or what? Is it 'Ollie's 3 lists / squad of 12 players 3 of whom are goalies' bad? Is it 'We're saved! Here's the ABC Corporation!' bad?

Fcuk, it's not Joey Barton bad, is it?

You can tell me. I can take it.
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And Now, The Inevitable Positive Response Joke
at 09:04 16 Jul 2023

Hopefully this result has improved morale. Given us a Steyr lift, if you will.
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Gaz On TalkSpurt Now
at 10:06 4 Jun 2023

From 1000 if you're finding it on catch up
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If It Isn't Field...?
at 11:10 30 Apr 2023

And, let's face it, it will be Field but if not then who should get the nod for POTY?

For me, it Dykes at the moment.
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Things You Reckon
at 22:19 9 Apr 2023

I may have (have) drunk my own bodyweight in Wainwright's this afternoon but I reckon that BBC news presenter Sophie Rainsworth could beat Fiona Bruce in a fight.
[Post edited 9 Apr 2023 22:25]
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Do We Give Clive A Week Off? The Collaborative LFW QPR v Preston Match Preview
at 11:18 4 Apr 2023

Right. You've all read what we did for Steve Bruce's 'Striker'. The Lord saw it, and it was good.

http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/queensparkrangers/forum/152278/creative-wr

This is LFW at it's most LFW. Can we bang together a match preview in the same way? To quote Barry O'Barmer: 'YES! WE! MIGHT!'

You know the drill. Here's one I prepared earlier....

It has been estimated that approximately 13.8 billion years have passed since the beginning of the universe as we know it. Scientists have calculated that around 39% of that time has been wasted by Preston players feigning injury, complaining to the ref or kicking the ball away when their team is a goal up. These figures are startling: it seemed so much longer at the time.
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