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at 23:49 4 Dec 2025

I realise the British motor industry is in decline but might there be any other suitable works or factory teams left in the competition that could fit the bill?
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World Cup Draw
at 23:43 4 Dec 2025

Yes, seen it. Pass the sick-bag etc. I hope he kicks off the World Cup by taking a penalty, using the technique perfected by Diana Ross three decades ago, and falls flat on his voluminous arse.
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Football Documentary Thread 🎥
at 23:27 4 Dec 2025

Joe Mercer is a prize-winner. But I think Stan’s first England cap was in Alf Ramsey’s last match against Portugal (he says, as if he hasn’t just consulted Wikipedia) although the sentiments about ‘greatest manager England has ever had’ still, arguably, have a certain resonance in his case.

Still one more caretaker manager to go though …
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at 23:20 4 Dec 2025

Points, with distinction, for Howard Wilkinson (x2) and Stuart Pearce. Deduction for ‘Ben’ Carsley (it’s Lee, of course).
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at 22:57 4 Dec 2025

I guess. Will have to completely re-evaluate my pub quiz repertoire now though. Damn.

Incidentally, am I right in thinking that ‘Robby Bobson’ was the manager of Fulchester United’s arch-enemy in the Viz comic strip ‘Billy the Fish’? If not it should have been.
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at 22:42 4 Dec 2025

No we can’t (with apologies to A Tribe Called Quest).
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at 22:37 4 Dec 2025

Now, how about the five England caretaker managers … ?
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Football Documentary Thread 🎥
at 22:32 4 Dec 2025

Congratulations, Kensal!
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Football Documentary Thread 🎥
at 22:24 4 Dec 2025

Yes, Walter Winterbottom, England’s first official manager. He’s the one that eludes most people. So, one to go then …
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Random irritations..
at 22:18 4 Dec 2025

Pedestrians that don’t at least raise a hand by way of acknowledgment when you stop for them at zebra crossings.
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Random irritations..
at 22:13 4 Dec 2025

Back in the day the Ub*r drivers used fog lights to indicate their availability for hire (allegedly). Completely illegal, of course, but hey …
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Random irritations..
at 22:02 4 Dec 2025

Well, you’re clearly unfamiliar with the popular 1950’s Disney TV series ‘Zorro’ then, Pinner. Herewith an excerpt from the theme tune:

"He is polite, but the wicked take flight,
when they catch the sight of Zorro.
He's friend of the weak, and the poor, and the meek,
this very unique Senor Zorro."

I rest my case.
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Random irritations..
at 21:30 4 Dec 2025

Fans who, despite the fact that their team might be losing, suddenly start shrieking with excitement and pointing when they see brief, random crowd shots of themselves on the big screen. Your team’s losing, FFS. Look miserable.
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Bucket List / Fck It List
at 21:09 4 Dec 2025

Or ‘rode’ in the case of the two contributors who have brought Ms Portman to our attention?
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Bucket List / Fck It List
at 21:01 4 Dec 2025

Assuming my current obsession with ‘the sport of kings’ (that’s real tennis to you lot) endures, I think I’d like to have a crack at playing on each of the 45 active courts in the world. They’re mainly situated in the UK, France, Australia and the US (the US ones can wait until the present incumbent of the White House has f****d off though).
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World Cup Draw
at 20:37 4 Dec 2025

Always good to have a personal recommendation.
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Guitar playing thread
at 20:26 4 Dec 2025

Just taken me back to the Oval, 30th September 1972, there, Colin: Focus (with a cameo appearance from Jack Bruce), ELP, Genesis, Argent, Wishbone Ash and, er … Fudd. Another world.
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Bucket List / Fck It List
at 19:42 4 Dec 2025

Looks like it’s pistols at dawn with Lblock then. And may the best man win.

Alternatively, if that’s a bit early, how about pistols at half-time? Would make a change from the crossbar challenge.
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World Cup Draw
at 19:27 4 Dec 2025

Seconded. Can’t be arsed with any of it, TBH. Particularly as Agent Orange will be sticking his oar in. Happy to just catch up on Saturday morning when, hopefully, it’ll all be over.
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at 18:46 4 Dec 2025

Well you got one, Kensal. (Actually, it could be argued that you got two: Robert/Bobby Robson, I hadn’t factored that in!)
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