The man's a fckin national treasure...
* “You look like you’re ready for bed!”
- To the President of Nigeria, dressed in traditional robes.
* On asking a female Sea Cadet what she did for a living, and being told that she worked in a nightclub (as a barmaid), the Duke asked “Is it a strip club?”
* He asked a Scottish driving instructor in Oban: "How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?"
* The Duke asked a British student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea: "You managed not to get eaten then?"
* When asked if he would like to visit the Soviet Union: "I would like to go to Russia very much, although the bastards murdered half my family."