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For the bird lovers, or not... 06:29 - May 3 with 951 viewsJackinexile1

I've got an owl tooting off all night, then in the day there is a wood pigeon who won't shut the f*ck up! It's like they are on shifts... all outside my bedroom window, anything I can do short of getting the rifle out?
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For the bird lovers, or not... on 07:15 - May 3 with 942 viewsBest_loser

Close the window

Don't join twitter
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For the bird lovers, or not... on 07:27 - May 3 with 927 viewsbuilthjack

Get yourself a super soaker water pistol and blast them out of the tree

Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.

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For the bird lovers, or not... on 18:44 - May 3 with 815 viewsperplex

Enjoy nature`s entertainment you grumpy tw-t.
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For the bird lovers, or not... on 18:54 - May 3 with 806 viewsMuteswan

Count yourself lucky, I’ve had to put up with gulls for years. Now they make some noise.
Luckily we also get blackbirds, robins and wrens to make up for it. 🤗
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For the bird lovers, or not... on 21:09 - May 3 with 757 viewsJackinexile1

For the bird lovers, or not... on 18:44 - May 3 by perplex

Enjoy nature`s entertainment you grumpy tw-t.


I work 12 hour shifts, I need my sleep.
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For the bird lovers, or not... on 21:18 - May 3 with 749 viewslonglostjack

For the bird lovers, or not... on 21:09 - May 3 by Jackinexile1

I work 12 hour shifts, I need my sleep.


Get a pair of earplugs and leave the birds alone. 🤣😂

Poll: Alcohol in the lockdown

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For the bird lovers, or not... on 21:19 - May 3 with 749 viewskarnataka

For the bird lovers, or not... on 18:54 - May 3 by Muteswan

Count yourself lucky, I’ve had to put up with gulls for years. Now they make some noise.
Luckily we also get blackbirds, robins and wrens to make up for it. 🤗


For a tiny bird, a wren can't half give it some welly!
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For the bird lovers, or not... on 21:21 - May 3 with 747 viewsGlossolalia

Ear plugs. Listen to white noise through earphones. Squirt them with a hosepipe. Scarecrow. Chop down all the trees nearby. Set fire to all the trees nearby. Quit ya job. Emigrate.
All these are equally feasible.
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For the bird lovers, or not... on 11:18 - May 4 with 643 viewsHighjack

Open the window. Turn the volume up on the computer and play this. You won’t see them for dust.


The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Poll: Should Dippy Drakeford do us all a massive favour and just bog off?

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For the bird lovers, or not... on 12:41 - May 4 with 611 viewsairedale

For the bird lovers, or not... on 11:18 - May 4 by Highjack

Open the window. Turn the volume up on the computer and play this. You won’t see them for dust.



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