| Jehovah Witnesses 11:02 - Jun 3 with 7556 views | swancity |
About time a law was introduced to prevent these c u n t s from knocking on doors and forcing their opinions on people.
Had to turf a couple of persistent pluckers away earlier.
Apart from that they do have some strange views, dangerous too. |  |
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| Jehovah Witnesses on 11:04 - Jun 3 with 2836 views | SwansNZ |
I never get to hear their views, I just tell them to fck off (albeit a little nicer) |  |
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| Jehovah Witnesses on 11:05 - Jun 3 with 2833 views | Andy1300 |
They should ban the c u n t s that cause noise pollution outside primary in Swansea too, fecking Christians, they get away with all sorts.
Let's try preaching about the devil and see what happens to us |  |
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| Jehovah Witnesses on 11:08 - Jun 3 with 2823 views | builthjack |
Just act crazy, like Mork off Mork and Mindy, and they disappear |  |
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| Jehovah Witnesses on 11:39 - Jun 3 with 2776 views | Lord_Bony |
I did have an ainteresting discussion about dinosaur fossils once.
Apparently they are no more than 7,000 years old and are a trick or diversion for mankind. |  |
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| Jehovah Witnesses on 11:50 - Jun 3 with 2759 views | Mervyn |
Fell out big time with a friend that joined them many years ago........amongst many vices they will prey on the vunerable.... i dont attend a church but i think ive got more christianity in my little finger..... their a cult of the highest order | | | |
| Jehovah Witnesses on 12:25 - Jun 3 with 2705 views | max936 |
Buy a Doberman they soon feck off when my Maxy starts barking  |  |
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| Jehovah Witnesses on 12:44 - Jun 3 with 2668 views | EvenThisNameIsTaken |
CORRECTION
ALL religions pray on the young and vulnerable. That's why the homeless are preached to in return for food, and the reason why kids are indoctrinated into their parents religion from a young age.
I've just put a sign on my door that says any sales person or religious nutjob who comes to my door are to expect an unpleasant confrontation if i'm disturbed. Been there for several years now - not one disturbance. | |
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| Jehovah Witnesses on 14:12 - Jun 3 with 2588 views | Andy1300 |
| Jehovah Witnesses on 12:44 - Jun 3 by EvenThisNameIsTaken |
CORRECTION
ALL religions pray on the young and vulnerable. That's why the homeless are preached to in return for food, and the reason why kids are indoctrinated into their parents religion from a young age.
I've just put a sign on my door that says any sales person or religious nutjob who comes to my door are to expect an unpleasant confrontation if i'm disturbed. Been there for several years now - not one disturbance. |
I've just put a sign on my door.......... Been there for several years now
how does that work out then? [Post edited 3 Jun 2015 14:40]
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| Jehovah Witnesses on 14:30 - Jun 3 with 2570 views | WarwickHunt |
'Hello, I'm...'
'Do I knock on your door preaching my atheism to you?'
'Err...no'
'Well f*ck off then'
Works for me. Missus doesn't like it (Do you have to be so rude? Yes, I f*cking do) but tough sh1t. C*nts. |  | | |
| Jehovah Witnesses on 14:52 - Jun 3 with 2540 views | EvenThisNameIsTaken |
| Jehovah Witnesses on 14:12 - Jun 3 by Andy1300 |
I've just put a sign on my door.......... Been there for several years now
how does that work out then? [Post edited 3 Jun 2015 14:40]
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Just.. as in "all i've got" Captain Pedantic! | |
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| Jehovah Witnesses on 15:23 - Jun 3 with 2498 views | Andy1300 |
| Jehovah Witnesses on 14:52 - Jun 3 by EvenThisNameIsTaken |
Just.. as in "all i've got" Captain Pedantic! |
ooooh get you
perhaps you should read before you post because you contradicted yourself.
Just saying | |
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| Jehovah Witnesses on 15:28 - Jun 3 with 2478 views | dgt73 |
| Jehovah Witnesses on 14:30 - Jun 3 by WarwickHunt |
'Hello, I'm...'
'Do I knock on your door preaching my atheism to you?'
'Err...no'
'Well f*ck off then'
Works for me. Missus doesn't like it (Do you have to be so rude? Yes, I f*cking do) but tough sh1t. C*nts. |
Fuk i wish i was as hard as you.... |  |
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| Jehovah Witnesses on 15:30 - Jun 3 with 2477 views | Darran |
There's been a sign very similar to the one below on our front door since we moved in here but it doesn't stop the tossers knocking.
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| Jehovah Witnesses on 15:38 - Jun 3 with 2460 views | Swanjack10 |
Poke yourself in the eyes with vigour,hurl some andrew salts in your mouth,cross arms and bend fingers all shapes,open the door with your teeth and just dribble the foaming salts,they wont return. |  |
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| Jehovah Witnesses on 15:38 - Jun 3 with 2460 views | EvenThisNameIsTaken |
| Jehovah Witnesses on 15:23 - Jun 3 by Andy1300 |
ooooh get you
perhaps you should read before you post because you contradicted yourself.
Just saying |
Perhaps you can be less of a pedantic c*nt, knowing full well what's written and simply commenting for the sake of "looking the 'ard man'.
Just saying | |
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| Jehovah Witnesses on 15:43 - Jun 3 with 2447 views | Andy1300 |
| Jehovah Witnesses on 15:38 - Jun 3 by EvenThisNameIsTaken |
Perhaps you can be less of a pedantic c*nt, knowing full well what's written and simply commenting for the sake of "looking the 'ard man'.
Just saying |
ard man....really
grow the fcuk up | |
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| Jehovah Witnesses on 16:30 - Jun 3 with 2401 views | WarwickHunt |
| Jehovah Witnesses on 15:28 - Jun 3 by dgt73 |
Fuk i wish i was as hard as you.... |
Yeah, you probably do, c*ntpipe. | | | |
| Jehovah Witnesses on 16:41 - Jun 3 with 2390 views | dgt73 |
| Jehovah Witnesses on 16:30 - Jun 3 by WarwickHunt |
Yeah, you probably do, c*ntpipe. |
Now i understand what the term " internet warrior" means. | |
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| Jehovah Witnesses on 17:03 - Jun 3 with 2366 views | Swanzay |
| Jehovah Witnesses on 11:08 - Jun 3 by builthjack |
Just act crazy, like Mork off Mork and Mindy, and they disappear |
I always enjoyed Exidor from that series, brilliantly insane character. |  | | |
| Jehovah Witnesses on 17:48 - Jun 3 with 2334 views | skippyjack |
I'm sure you can get door signs.. Saying no religious bodies, leaflets or any other promotional letters..
My Aunty is a Jehovah.. I tend to open the door and say I'm the anointed one..
Then they'll argue why I think I am.. And I'll simply state..
I'm the chosen one to bring peace and prosperity from the great and uncontrollable evil one that inhabits the World..
Then they'll spout.. Have you ever considered joining the faith
I am the faith.. I am the anointed one.. I created the faith
How do you know they'll say..
Because i created it.. I am the chosen one.. Can you prove otherwise?
Then she'll go into a huff and give me a book on the watchtower.. |  |
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| Jehovah Witnesses on 18:01 - Jun 3 with 2313 views | EvenThisNameIsTaken |
| Jehovah Witnesses on 15:43 - Jun 3 by Andy1300 |
ard man....really
grow the fcuk up |
Yet you were the one whining at the beginning
Shut up you pathetic little shit and get back on topic or not at all! | |
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| Jehovah Witnesses on 18:53 - Jun 3 with 2278 views | exiledclaseboy |
I quite enjoy the Witnesses. They're an amiable bunch and quite easy to confuse. We get the same group round here every couple of months. We agreed to differ on religion a while ago but they still knock and give me a leaflet. If I'm out with the dog we often pass the time of day with a short chat or a simple "good morning". |  |
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| Jehovah Witnesses on 19:05 - Jun 3 with 2252 views | Jackfath |
I am firm but pleasant in saying I'm not interested. To be fair they soon go on their way. Don't understand the need to be rude to people. |  |
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| Jehovah Witnesses on 19:09 - Jun 3 with 2248 views | londonlisa2001 |
I don't mind them - they're fairly amiable.
The ones I am increasingly fed up with (apart from the tea towel people) are the charities trying to sign you up for a direct debit. Loads of them now and some are quite pushy and aggressive.
I think it's awful they're allowed to knock on doors and basically beg for money. [Post edited 3 Jun 2015 19:09]
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| Jehovah Witnesses on 19:10 - Jun 3 with 2237 views | Jackfath |
| Jehovah Witnesses on 19:09 - Jun 3 by londonlisa2001 |
I don't mind them - they're fairly amiable.
The ones I am increasingly fed up with (apart from the tea towel people) are the charities trying to sign you up for a direct debit. Loads of them now and some are quite pushy and aggressive.
I think it's awful they're allowed to knock on doors and basically beg for money. [Post edited 3 Jun 2015 19:09]
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I wholeheartedly agree my little sweetpea. | |
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