| Worse state you have woken up with 11:08 - Jan 22 with 634 views | Loyal |
Guts like river water and a ring sting like a volcanos nose.
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| Nolan sympathiser, clout expert, personal friend of Leigh Dineen, advocate and enforcer of porridge swallows.
The official inventor of the tit w@nk. | | Poll: | Who should be Swansea number 1 |
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| Worse state you have woken up with on 11:54 - Jan 22 with 584 views | GreatBritton |
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| Worse state you have woken up with on 16:27 - Jan 22 with 495 views | Pegojack |
When I was a graduate trainee working for a company called Steetley, I remember going up to Hartlepool with all the other graduate trainees and the HR Director to visit a manufacturing site.
They put us up in the best hotel in the town in the evening and treated us to a lavish banquet. Being only very recently an impoverished student, I was overcome with the magnificence of this hospitality and ate and drank like it was my last night on earth, including drinking my own body weight in Cameron's Strongarm.
When I woke up the following morning with the mother of all splitting headaches, I found I had thrown up copiously on the pristine white bedclothes and was lying in what looked like a giant four seasons pizza topping with my face stuck to the sheet.
Not a great sight. [Post edited 22 Jan 2017 17:40]
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| Worse state you have woken up with on 16:36 - Jan 22 with 478 views | dickythorpe |
Seeing off pints and jugs of cocktails one Saturday night whilst I was in my early 20's I went down an alleyway realising I really needed a shÃt.
Whilst squatting down over some old rags I thought Christ my arse is very full of wind, too many "ahh's and ohh's"
The next thing I thought was "did my windy,booze filled arse just speak to me?"
I could hear "god no man! Please god no!!"
I looked at where my arse had been aiming at and realised it wasn't rags but a sleeping bag complete with man lying in it!!!!
I quickly pulled up my jeans, attempted to run off but fell........
When I woke up the next morning I felt pain in my knees and realised an awful smell.......I was lying in my mate's garage with cut knees and a shÃt ridden pair of jeans round my ankles. |  | | |
| Worse state you have woken up with on 16:42 - Jan 22 with 462 views | Darran |
I woke up with a sore arse after a vindaloo and ten pints of bow a few weeks ago.
The wife said ring sting,I said I'm not phoning that prick what the fuçk is he going to do about it and I fuçking hate The Police too. |  |
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| Worse state you have woken up with on 16:45 - Jan 22 with 454 views | owainglyndwr |
Wine tasting in the Yarra Valley Australia, problem is I did not taste I drank.
I was in bed for 3 days very giddy and sickly struggled getting out of bed on day 3 even.
Looking back I should of had a doctorrent must of had alcohol poisoning |  | | |
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