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Spiders 21:53 - Aug 30 with 1894 viewsmax936

Just sitting here nodding off and next thing there's an almighty scream from my Missus fuking hell I thought ISIS had burst in and all it was, was a fecking spider ffs mun, Big bugger he was mind, he's back out running around the grass now

Women and spiders hey

Its Rats and Snakes with me detest the fukers. And Darrans
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Spiders on 21:55 - Aug 30 with 1875 viewsDarran

We've got one living in our porch. We've named him Ed. He's lush.


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Spiders on 22:02 - Aug 30 with 1853 viewsdickythorpe

I picked up "Ed" on Saturday and launched him out of my bathroom sink.
Loads about.

This is the season for them.
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Spiders on 22:02 - Aug 30 with 1853 viewsGowerjack

Spiders don't bother me at all.


Moths though....

Shudder.

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Spiders on 22:03 - Aug 30 with 1848 viewsmax936

Spiders on 21:55 - Aug 30 by Darran

We've got one living in our porch. We've named him Ed. He's lush.



I love em, Mrs screams the house down, he run out from under the settee trailing bit's of fluff think he was building his honeymoon suite somewhere
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Spiders on 22:08 - Aug 30 with 1829 viewsWarwickHunt

Spiders on 22:02 - Aug 30 by Gowerjack

Spiders don't bother me at all.


Moths though....

Shudder.


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Hello, can I help you?

Err, I'm not sure

Well, is there anything wrong with you?

Yes. I think I'm a moth.

Well, I'm afraid you need to see a psychiatrist.

Yes, I know.

Well why did you come in?















Your light was on.
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Spiders on 22:09 - Aug 30 with 1825 viewsswanforthemoney

The big house spiders are females.

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Spiders on 22:15 - Aug 30 with 1794 viewsjackportis

I had an aggressive spider in the bathroom last week wearing a turban.... he was a jhadi longlegs.

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Spiders on 22:29 - Aug 30 with 1755 viewsmax936

Spiders on 22:15 - Aug 30 by jackportis

I had an aggressive spider in the bathroom last week wearing a turban.... he was a jhadi longlegs.


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