Mine is lighting a charcoal barbecue. I just cannot get a good fire going. Thought I'd finally cracked it last night with chicken skewers, which was a feat in itself, but by the time I'd put some burgers and veggie kebabs on, the thing had no heat. Cue the griddle pan.
Has to be Old Trafford. There were hundreds trying to get in at 3pm. You get searched not once but twice, then with 10 minutes to go, an announcement inviting us to stay behind after the game until the home fans disperse. Cue Swansea fans heading for the exit as they have a long enough return journey without being held back in the stadium. The view is excellent but they're just crap at the rest of it. Doesn't happen anywhere else.
What a load of cack it is. Changed Decoure(scored) for David Silva(not in squad) so that's a minimum 10 points that I have lost. No wonder I'm near the bottom. Even people that have given up and have Costa and Luiz in their teams are beating me.
I didn't see much of the Bournemouth game but when Tammy came on I got the same feeling as I did briefly at Burnley, that Tammy and Bony could be a good attacking force together once Bony gets up to speed. I think you have to play Olsson and Carroll down the left to get the balls across as in last season's Liverpool game, but I see Wilfy being a good set up man for Tammy. Ayew still hasn't done anything for me to justify his inclusion but I'm more than happy for him to prove me wrong.