| Well Done Tony Barnes.... 08:42 - Aug 20 with 4800 views | Discodroid |
...of chelmsford.
for your letter to the evening standard in yesterdays edition.
"can you please assure this reader that neither your owner, editor or any of your staff are related to , or are romantically involved with , or being blackmailed by Cara devleingne"
i could crush a grape. |  |
| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| Well Done Tony Barnes.... on 08:50 - Aug 20 with 4753 views | Lblock |
7/10
Points deducted for failure to mention in the letter:-
1. FGM
2. Londons troubled yoot and their knife gang problems
3. Poor literacy skills in Hackney
We will let the lack of reference to house prices and cyclist deaths at Elephant & Castle slide this time.
A very good effort |  |
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| Well Done Tony Barnes.... on 09:09 - Aug 20 with 4630 views | smegma |
There was another letter complaining how in most crime stories they just happen to mention the value of the victims house.
Then you turn the page and there's a picture of Cara 'unpronounceable surname' being dunked in water for charideee and a story about the guy in Wimbledon who has a camouflaged face following a violent burglary in his £2 million Home. |  | | |
| Well Done Tony Barnes.... on 09:29 - Aug 20 with 4559 views | Discodroid |
| Well Done Tony Barnes.... on 09:09 - Aug 20 by smegma |
There was another letter complaining how in most crime stories they just happen to mention the value of the victims house.
Then you turn the page and there's a picture of Cara 'unpronounceable surname' being dunked in water for charideee and a story about the guy in Wimbledon who has a camouflaged face following a violent burglary in his £2 million Home. |
couldnt agree more, it was noted.
they actually went on the defensive in the sarah hinds column about the letter from tony barnes praising her party stamina and she should be held aloft ..
cant tell you how much inspiration i got from fridays front page with her and her posh mates all staminerd up on south american quaker oats on a private jet back from ibiza as i was being abused by a 6ft 6 " 19 year old for breaking bail / hostel rules for less money than per year than a towie face lift and back crack and sack job.
l block..at least there was no pictures of athletes in hijabs in the para games yesterday. but there was of rhianna in 'hot pink' for the 32nd time this calender week. [Post edited 20 Aug 2014 9:34]
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| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| Well Done Tony Barnes.... on 09:32 - Aug 20 with 4539 views | kensalriser |
Cara who? |  |
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| Well Done Tony Barnes.... on 09:46 - Aug 20 with 4488 views | paulparker |
that's one thing I certainly don't miss about living in London reading
"the London evening standard" , its always been the same "S HIT"
3 page spread on Man Yoo
pictures everyday of the latest flavour of the month minge
Advertising getaways for the weekend at a bargain £700.00 for a night in the Cotswolds
House Prices in London
Interview with How Martine Mccutcheon spends her weekends in London
that rag isn't fit to wipe my a rse |  |
| And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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| Well Done Tony Barnes.... on 11:50 - Aug 20 with 4256 views | Discodroid |
| Well Done Tony Barnes.... on 09:46 - Aug 20 by paulparker |
that's one thing I certainly don't miss about living in London reading
"the London evening standard" , its always been the same "S HIT"
3 page spread on Man Yoo
pictures everyday of the latest flavour of the month minge
Advertising getaways for the weekend at a bargain £700.00 for a night in the Cotswolds
House Prices in London
Interview with How Martine Mccutcheon spends her weekends in London
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i guarantee it mate , when the FGM campaign runs its course( 2028).
that will turn their attention to breast feeding in public making it mandatory for birds to get there dirty pillows out and feed their screaming brats in front of the tuna baps in pret a manger at lunchtimes.
or giving women 25 years off for each baby maternity leave.
or making the girl who got shot by the taliban our supreme overlord. | |
| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| Well Done Tony Barnes.... on 12:10 - Aug 20 with 4198 views | whittocksRs |
£20 for anyone who guesses to the word what Cara Delevingne headline is splashed on the front page today. | | | |
| Well Done Tony Barnes.... on 12:37 - Aug 20 with 4122 views | Discodroid |
| Well Done Tony Barnes.... on 12:10 - Aug 20 by whittocksRs |
£20 for anyone who guesses to the word what Cara Delevingne headline is splashed on the front page today. |
'cara bravely confronts ISIS beheading by showcasing her passion for rimmel NO#7 in jihadist misty buff, in china white last night'
'Cara throws her hat into the ring for london mayor job'
' cara in "im white dee's parastic twin "shocker '
'cara marrys taliban girl in las vegas and uses the bullet hole in her head to snort marching powder!!'
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| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| Well Done Tony Barnes.... on 12:47 - Aug 20 with 4093 views | Discodroid |
'cara and frank maloney join forces in opposing the slaughter in the mountains of iraq by having a sleepover and swapping onsies watching 'tootsie ',painting each others toenails a hue pink'
possibly giggling at the word 'titmouse' [Post edited 20 Aug 2014 13:11]
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| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| Well Done Tony Barnes.... on 13:08 - Aug 20 with 4039 views | Discodroid |
'cara and lilly allen dj non stop for a marathon 4 minutes in aid of FGM victims of knightsbridge fundraiser'
"im exhausted said a clearly shell shocked cara, if it wasnt for lilly blowing charlie up my asre with a straw i never would have got past the chorus of dappys new single"
caara and lilly are expected to take a short break in the tangiers for 6 months to replinish their 'chi', but will back for john barrowmans 'hogmany with a tranny ' special with guest of honor frank maloney.. [Post edited 20 Aug 2014 13:10]
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| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| Well Done Tony Barnes.... on 13:15 - Aug 20 with 4006 views | rsonist |
The other Standard bingo ones that spring to mind are blowing smoke up the 4rse of London's digital tech yuppie economy (ie Old Street roundabout) and of course wall-to-wall daily coverage of what's going on with Man United. |  | | |
| Well Done Tony Barnes.... on 14:38 - Aug 20 with 3896 views | Juzzie |
Cara Delevingne? never heard of her. If all this stuff about her is deemed newsworthy then I want off this planet. |  | | |
| Well Done Tony Barnes.... on 15:07 - Aug 20 with 3822 views | ballbag |
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| Well Done Tony Barnes.... on 15:52 - Aug 20 with 3761 views | BrixtonR |
| Well Done Tony Barnes.... on 12:37 - Aug 20 by Discodroid |
'cara bravely confronts ISIS beheading by showcasing her passion for rimmel NO#7 in jihadist misty buff, in china white last night'
'Cara throws her hat into the ring for london mayor job'
' cara in "im white dee's parastic twin "shocker '
'cara marrys taliban girl in las vegas and uses the bullet hole in her head to snort marching powder!!'
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Cara Deviegn sports the latest burberry Hijab whilst bravely performing a do it yourself FGM and peddling a boris bike to the latest pop up bar 'Burger and Swan' on (you guessed it) Old Street fkn roundabout - all in aid of the seminal Evening Standard iliteracy for Hackney campaign innit.
Was it just me who read Rimmel as rimming ? [Post edited 20 Aug 2014 15:56]
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| Well Done Tony Barnes.... on 16:29 - Aug 20 with 3704 views | Discodroid |
| Well Done Tony Barnes.... on 15:52 - Aug 20 by BrixtonR |
Cara Deviegn sports the latest burberry Hijab whilst bravely performing a do it yourself FGM and peddling a boris bike to the latest pop up bar 'Burger and Swan' on (you guessed it) Old Street fkn roundabout - all in aid of the seminal Evening Standard iliteracy for Hackney campaign innit.
Was it just me who read Rimmel as rimming ? [Post edited 20 Aug 2014 15:56]
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alright brixton!!
rimmel or rimming is both fine by me.
just got back from the corner shop and the beheading thread has fallen foul of the mighty sword of justice.
i must inform cara, perhaps she can cover herself in maasi warrior harry monk to highlight our plight.
#iloveafricanpumpkinseed [Post edited 20 Aug 2014 16:30]
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| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| Well Done Tony Barnes.... on 17:08 - Aug 20 with 3644 views | Lblock |
| Well Done Tony Barnes.... on 15:52 - Aug 20 by BrixtonR |
Cara Deviegn sports the latest burberry Hijab whilst bravely performing a do it yourself FGM and peddling a boris bike to the latest pop up bar 'Burger and Swan' on (you guessed it) Old Street fkn roundabout - all in aid of the seminal Evening Standard iliteracy for Hackney campaign innit.
Was it just me who read Rimmel as rimming ? [Post edited 20 Aug 2014 15:56]
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Gentlemen, we have a winner
All bases covered.
I'd apply for ES Sub-Editor job if I were you | |
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| Well Done Tony Barnes.... on 17:20 - Aug 20 with 3622 views | BrixtonR |
| Well Done Tony Barnes.... on 16:29 - Aug 20 by Discodroid |
alright brixton!!
rimmel or rimming is both fine by me.
just got back from the corner shop and the beheading thread has fallen foul of the mighty sword of justice.
i must inform cara, perhaps she can cover herself in maasi warrior harry monk to highlight our plight.
#iloveafricanpumpkinseed [Post edited 20 Aug 2014 16:30]
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Not bad, hope your good mate
I noticed that thread had gone. It's a shame that, I couldn't see there was anything particularly inflammatory about it.
Not a pop at Clive by the way he's just put in a position where he has no option to delete it. It seems to me that everyone is being forced to pander to something that if it wasn't a 'religion' and was deconstructed it would be totally unacceptable to both left and right alike (except funnily enough to extreme right wingers) Anyway fck all this politics it makes me head hurt
Ha Ha re the ubiquitous Cara an interesting thought for the afternoon
#LFWCarajizzforjustice | | | |
| Well Done Tony Barnes.... on 17:32 - Aug 20 with 3599 views | smegma |
The only time I want to read about this non entity is when her head gets stuck in a mangle and her pubes singed on the coals in her local shish a cafe in Hoxton Square. | | | |
| Well Done Tony Barnes.... on 17:37 - Aug 20 with 3586 views | Discodroid |
| Well Done Tony Barnes.... on 17:32 - Aug 20 by smegma |
The only time I want to read about this non entity is when her head gets stuck in a mangle and her pubes singed on the coals in her local shish a cafe in Hoxton Square. |
i want your babies.
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| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| Well Done Tony Barnes.... on 17:41 - Aug 20 with 3575 views | Discodroid |
| Well Done Tony Barnes.... on 17:20 - Aug 20 by BrixtonR |
Not bad, hope your good mate
I noticed that thread had gone. It's a shame that, I couldn't see there was anything particularly inflammatory about it.
Not a pop at Clive by the way he's just put in a position where he has no option to delete it. It seems to me that everyone is being forced to pander to something that if it wasn't a 'religion' and was deconstructed it would be totally unacceptable to both left and right alike (except funnily enough to extreme right wingers) Anyway fck all this politics it makes me head hurt
Ha Ha re the ubiquitous Cara an interesting thought for the afternoon
#LFWCarajizzforjustice |
i reckon a battle royal between lfw left and right in a designated car park away from the ready eye.
if only we had morgan twin to lead us in battle.
bring me the head of bromley hoop, sorry alfredo garcia.
for tonight we dine in the east ham working mans club. [Post edited 20 Aug 2014 17:48]
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| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| Well Done Tony Barnes.... on 12:12 - Aug 21 with 3384 views | Discodroid |
has cara commented on king harrys excellent transfer window yet???
dont touch that dial. | |
| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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