| Andy Johnson lives! on 17:28 - Sep 3 with 3954 views | eghamranger |
Now on sky sports. Biggest sick note ever. |  | |  |
| Andy Johnson lives! on 17:29 - Sep 3 with 3944 views | Discodroids |
hello Andy !, how are you then? All right?
- Yeah, eh, yeah, nice to see you. What, er, how's, how's Robin? All right then?
- Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, well, take care.
- Yeah, give my love to the family.
- O.K.! See you!............Cu nt.
[Post edited 3 Sep 2014 17:42]
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| "...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn." |
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| Andy Johnson lives! on 17:31 - Sep 3 with 3934 views | Gloucs_R |
I have banged his ex.... |  |
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| Andy Johnson lives! on 17:42 - Sep 3 with 3864 views | TacticalR |
A disastrous signing for us, made even worse by the obvious fact that he had been crocked for years before we bought him. [Post edited 3 Sep 2014 17:46]
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| Andy Johnson lives! on 17:53 - Sep 3 with 3806 views | exiled_dictator |
Fulham once paid £10.5 million for him, despite having failed the medical.
Allegedly.
Everton did pay £8.6 million for him 2 years previously, so did well out of him.
149 goals in 474 appearances in total, only 2 with hoops on them.
Goodbye and good luck.
Guaranteed to score a hat-trick against us ......  |  |
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| Andy Johnson lives! on 18:00 - Sep 3 with 3785 views | OldPedro |
Will probably play 30+ games for Palace and score winners for them in both games against us! |  |
| Extra mature cheddar......a simple cheese for a simple man |
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| Andy Johnson lives! on 18:15 - Sep 3 with 3740 views | BasingstokeR |
So did Palace not name a full 25 for the season? |  | | |
| Andy Johnson lives! on 18:19 - Sep 3 with 3720 views | eghamranger |
He has been named in it. Warnock does like a striker, plenty there.
Can't see lightweight Johnson lasting 5 mins against us with Barton, Fer, caulker and Sandro | | | |
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| Andy Johnson lives! on 18:26 - Sep 3 with 3699 views | queensparker |
He was alright when he played. He just never actually played. |  | | |
| Andy Johnson lives! on 18:34 - Sep 3 with 3669 views | bosh67 |
| Andy Johnson lives! on 17:31 - Sep 3 by Gloucs_R |
I have banged his ex.... |
Well, then you've scored more than he did. |  |
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| Andy Johnson lives! on 18:40 - Sep 3 with 3642 views | Aunt_Nelly |
| Andy Johnson lives! on 17:31 - Sep 3 by Gloucs_R |
I have banged his ex.... |
I didn't know he was gay. |  | | |
| Andy Johnson lives! on 11:06 - Sep 4 with 3255 views | Discodroids |
| Andy Johnson lives! on 18:40 - Sep 3 by Aunt_Nelly |
I didn't know he was gay. |
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| "...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn." |
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| Andy Johnson lives! on 11:17 - Sep 4 with 3234 views | adhoc_qpr |
Will score the winner on his debut and claim he is feeling fitter and hungry to score more goals.
Will then pick up a 'minor knock' and won't be able to play the next game, but Warnock will reassure everyone he'll be back next week.
Will then disappear and never play for Palace again this season... |  | | |
| Andy Johnson lives! on 11:25 - Sep 4 with 3220 views | TacticalR |
The most puzzling thing is that he is being given a role in youth coaching, but what can he teach except how to prevent bedsores after lying on the physio table all day? | |
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| Andy Johnson lives! on 13:08 - Sep 4 with 3147 views | essextaxiboy |
I would rather have him in our squad than SWP . 4th striker probably wouldnt need him bar disasterous injury situation . Get us through til Defoe(or a n other) turned up in Jan ...just my opinion . |  | | |
| Andy Johnson lives! on 13:15 - Sep 4 with 3131 views | TacticalR |
| Andy Johnson lives! on 13:08 - Sep 4 by essextaxiboy |
I would rather have him in our squad than SWP . 4th striker probably wouldnt need him bar disasterous injury situation . Get us through til Defoe(or a n other) turned up in Jan ...just my opinion . |
That depends on whether you prefer a Knight of the Order of the Bench or a Knight of the Order of the Bedsore. | |
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| Andy Johnson lives! on 13:22 - Sep 4 with 3108 views | essextaxiboy |
| Andy Johnson lives! on 13:15 - Sep 4 by TacticalR |
That depends on whether you prefer a Knight of the Order of the Bench or a Knight of the Order of the Bedsore. |
I agree , but Johnson (when he played) looked like he was trying and scored a handful of goals. And was willing to go a year ago .
SWP is just milking us . | | | |
| Andy Johnson lives! on 12:31 - Sep 5 with 2918 views | Discodroids |
| Andy Johnson lives! on 13:08 - Sep 4 by essextaxiboy |
I would rather have him in our squad than SWP . 4th striker probably wouldnt need him bar disasterous injury situation . Get us through til Defoe(or a n other) turned up in Jan ...just my opinion . |
Cmon essex....You cant believe that...4th choice striker... [Post edited 5 Sep 2014 14:28]
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| "...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn." |
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| Andy Johnson lives! on 12:42 - Sep 5 with 2910 views | QPunkR |
| Andy Johnson lives! on 18:19 - Sep 3 by eghamranger |
He has been named in it. Warnock does like a striker, plenty there.
Can't see lightweight Johnson lasting 5 mins against us with Barton, Fer, caulker and Sandro |
Why, would Barton bore him to death with Nietzsche quotes? |  |
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| Andy Johnson lives! on 12:49 - Sep 5 with 2891 views | TacticalR |
| Andy Johnson lives! on 12:42 - Sep 5 by QPunkR |
Why, would Barton bore him to death with Nietzsche quotes? |
It unsettles opponents and is one of the best part's of Joey's game. | |
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| Andy Johnson lives! on 13:01 - Sep 5 with 2873 views | Juzzie |
| Andy Johnson lives! on 13:08 - Sep 4 by essextaxiboy |
I would rather have him in our squad than SWP . 4th striker probably wouldnt need him bar disasterous injury situation . Get us through til Defoe(or a n other) turned up in Jan ...just my opinion . |
Despite his failings he would be better to have than SWP but his contract expired and SWP's hasn't. One had to go to get the wage bill down and it was never going to be SWP. He's going nowhwere until June, then we'll give him a 1 year extension. [Post edited 5 Sep 2014 13:03]
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| Andy Johnson lives! on 14:24 - Sep 5 with 2821 views | Pommyhoop |
Andy Johnson coupled with selling Heidar Helguson was probably the worst transfer buisiness Ive ever seen or heard of. I said so at the time and I was laughed at .
He's just tonked us with a hat trick was a favourite dig..I bet he's hardly off the treatment table was my dour response.
Look it up if you dont believe me.
Clive was my fiercest critic..  |  |
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| Andy Johnson lives! on 01:26 - Sep 6 with 2746 views | Pommyhoop |
| Andy Johnson lives! on 13:01 - Sep 5 by Juzzie |
Despite his failings he would be better to have than SWP but his contract expired and SWP's hasn't. One had to go to get the wage bill down and it was never going to be SWP. He's going nowhwere until June, then we'll give him a 1 year extension. [Post edited 5 Sep 2014 13:03]
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Massive party round Shotknees' gaff when we finally f'ck SWP off.
I'll bring the Vodka Disco brings the charlie. | |
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