| Stupidest thing you’ve ever done 00:38 - Nov 30 with 3520 views | qprxtc |
Done so many it’s just a blur...
That thing, that you wished never ever happened. But yep it did and it was all because of you. You tw@t.
Being born. Start from there.... and they’re off... |  | | |  |
| Stupidest thing you’ve ever done on 00:23 - Dec 1 with 1110 views | Boston |
| Stupidest thing you’ve ever done on 00:12 - Dec 1 by bosh67 |
Okay. Um... I once made a documentary in the 90s about male strippers. They challenged me to do an act in front of 400+ screaming women in Blackwood, Wales. I took the challenge on. Did a full strip but I am very short sighted so I accidentally went through the fire exit door instead of the stage door. Got locked out with nothing but a pair of boots on. Nobody could hear me knocking and shouting to get back in. Had to walk round the front and it was summer so it wasn't even dark yet. Walked past a bus stop and a queue outside the local chippy with nothing on. Surprisingly few people noticed.
Any good? Otherwise, all I have is getting very drunk with my ex wife's brother's the first night she took me to meet them in France and I got so sick that I blocked the toilet and her brothers had to unblock it. First time I had met them. She divorced me. [Post edited 1 Dec 2019 0:13]
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| Stupidest thing you’ve ever done on 01:10 - Dec 1 with 1088 views | Superhoop83 |
Emptying an industrial size tin of out of date Smash down the waste disposal unit when working as a kitchen porter.
Tap on + waste disposal on = instant Smash and a fcuked up waste disposal. |  |
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| Stupidest thing you’ve ever done on 01:21 - Dec 1 with 1080 views | queensparker |
Every summer as a young lad used to bunk off school in the summer and queue up for Wimbledon tickets and spend a day or two in the sun watching Connors / McEnroe etc.
One year me and my mate got there too late and there were no tickets to be had, so with the wisdom of teenagers decided to nick a ladder out of someone’s back garden and climb in over the barbed wire fence.
It didn’t go well. We both got caught in the thick razor barbed wire - I managed to break free and land on the other side and barrel roll under a truck just as security arrived, while my mate got wrapped up and thrown out.
I stayed hidden until I realised I’d pretty much cut one of my fingers off on the barbed wire and ran to the St Johns Ambulance in a mad panic pumping blood everywhere claiming I’d “fallen over” in the broadcast area (where we’d climbed into, not even the actual tournament). They rushed me to the nearest hospital in an ambulance where they sewed my finger back together.
My mate had to wait for me for eight hours as our bikes were locked together and he couldn’t get home.
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| Stupidest thing you’ve ever done on 04:51 - Dec 1 with 1020 views | JAPRANGERS |
When I was but a mere lad my mate persuaded me to go with him to a chelshit match. Horrendous experience, I'm still in therapy now..... |  | | |
| Stupidest thing you’ve ever done on 16:15 - Dec 1 with 899 views | plasmahoop |
I once got a luton van stuck in the underground car park at the barbican centre. I knew it was too tall, but the old guy on the gate said you'll be alright mate, it's only 9 foot 8 in certain places. So I went in, then wallop, I took out the fire hydrant. It was like a swimming pool had been dropped on top of the van. Trouble was, I'd somehow missed the first one, so I couldn't get out. Had to get the aa out and let the tyres down. Completely cooked the clutch. The old guy came in and said I knew youd do that. Old sod he was, but it was truly, spectacularly stupid on my part | | | |
| Stupidest thing you’ve ever done on 21:57 - Dec 1 with 813 views | johann28 |
Ok. So I peed on a member of the royal family's sofa.
I didn't mean to. Honest to God.
She was talking a lot and i'd had a bit to drink and didn't think it polite to ask where the loo was and I couldn't hold it.
Still feel bad. Really. Really. |  | | |
| Stupidest thing you’ve ever done on 10:55 - Dec 3 with 668 views | Mick_S |
I recently had a blocked ear, so I tilted my head on the sofa and asked my son to pass me the Otex. He wasn't concentrating and I filled my ear with strawberry vaping fluid. |  |
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| Stupidest thing you’ve ever done on 11:04 - Dec 3 with 647 views | HantsR |
| Stupidest thing you’ve ever done on 21:57 - Dec 1 by johann28 |
Ok. So I peed on a member of the royal family's sofa.
I didn't mean to. Honest to God.
She was talking a lot and i'd had a bit to drink and didn't think it polite to ask where the loo was and I couldn't hold it.
Still feel bad. Really. Really. |
Was that the Royal Wee? |  | | |
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| Stupidest thing you’ve ever done on 14:10 - Dec 3 with 547 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| Stupidest thing you’ve ever done on 11:04 - Dec 3 by HantsR |
Was that the Royal Wee? |
Quality. |  |
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| Stupidest thing you’ve ever done on 14:52 - Dec 3 with 515 views | Juzzie |
When I was about 13 years old me and a mate cycled from Swiss Cottage in London to Brighton. My mate had some snazzy 15 gear racer thing. Me?.... I had a really old bike that had a Sturmey Archer 3 gear hub. Not exactly state of the art.
Thing is, we'd told our parents we were going to Potters Bar which is 16 miles and maybe a couple of hours away. He said at the last minute "Let's go to Brighton instead". 65 miles and at least 6 hours.
However, I was fooking knackered by the time we got to Redhill (on the A23 with lorries and buses going past us, not safe at all!) and we still kept going. Took 8 hours in all. No mobile phones in those days and our parents were going spare with worry as they thought we'd have been back hours ago.
Found a phone box just outside Brighton and called our much relived but fkin angry mothers. We could only get a slow train back to London so it was another few hours before we got back to Swiss Cottage.
Suffice to say we had the bollocking of our lives.
Next morning he had a paper round to do and was up at crack of dawn and promptly crashed his bike into a wall and broke his arm as he was still so tired.
At least I got a lie-in.
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| Stupidest thing you’ve ever done on 15:25 - Dec 3 with 475 views | Antti_Heinola |
in Beijing back in the 90s. Was with a mate who had already been to the forbidden city, so i went in alone. I didn't have much cash, but planned to get some once i came out. I came out the other end, brushed aside all the offers of cheap taxis back to Tianenmen Sq where i'd easily be able to change money as thought I knew the way and could walk it. I didn't. I walked for miles. Found a couple of banks, but they refused to change my traveller's cheques. I spoke no mandarin. I was lost. Eventually I was walking in the middle of nowhere at a busy intersection of wide roads. Managed to flag a taxi, and pointed to the picture of The Fobidden City on my ticket. He said something angrily and drove off. In the end, some kindly person flagged a cab and basically forced him to take me. Made it to T Square and the fare was about 5p under all the money I had left. Got out, walked into T Square, realised it was a military march going on when a soldier ran towards me shouting at me. Thank christ their tube was super cheap and that 5p was enough to get me back to the hotel, very, very chastened. |  |
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