| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread 09:00 - Feb 23 with 34378 views | Dorse |
It has been estimated that approximately 13.8 billion years have passed since the beginning of the universe as we know it. Scientists have calculated that around 39% of that time has been wasted by Preston players feigning injury, complaining to the ref or kicking the ball away when their team is a goal up. These figures are startling: it seemed so much longer at the time.
What, if anything, can we expect playing north of Watford gap, midweek, at Preston? Under normal circumstances, a piss-boiling display of rampant gob-bummery administered ad nauseum by the game's foremost exponents of the Dark Arts. Coached by Baphomet himself, Preston have clearly offered their first born daughters to the Evil One in order to gain mystical control over time itself and weakened the minds of Championship referees. Is there any hope?
Yep. We got Charlie Austin. So there. [Post edited 24 Feb 2021 8:54]
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:12 - Feb 24 with 1610 views | R_from_afar |
Uncle on the pitch at the same time as Austin would be like all the planets aligning. Please let it happen 🙠|  |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:13 - Feb 24 with 1587 views | BrianMcCarthy |
Jo-Jo wins it off Evans, ref gives it to Evans who's dead.
He lives. Left side 40 out. |  |
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:13 - Feb 24 with 1565 views | BrianMcCarthy |
Gordon takes, Dieng takes. | |
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:14 - Feb 24 with 1495 views | Greenbay |
If we draw up 1 to 13th.
If we win 12th - as Blackburn losing 3-1 at home to Watford.
If we lose 16th. |  | | |
| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:14 - Feb 24 with 1468 views | Nov77 |
Dickie booked for calling Gordon a moron. |  |
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:15 - Feb 24 with 1414 views | BrianMcCarthy |
Gordon does Dickie, who's booked for the haul-back afterwards. | |
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:15 - Feb 24 with 1372 views | VancouverHoop |
Tempting fate, but Potts and Gordon seem to have run out of gas a bit this half. | | | |
| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:15 - Feb 24 with 1353 views | R_from_afar |
For those of you wondering, the pundits' cooing over Gordon continues unabated... | |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:16 - Feb 24 with 1338 views | BrianMcCarthy |
HW line and on the left.
Gordon takes, Wallace heads away, back in but far too long. | |
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:16 - Feb 24 with 1311 views | Hunterhoop |
| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:08 - Feb 24 by stevec |
We look jaded. |
We look exhausted! Warbs needs to get fresh legs on. We are playing with zero energy. |  | | |
| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:16 - Feb 24 with 1269 views | stainrods_elbow |
| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:41 - Feb 24 by R_from_afar |
PNE definitely had the better of that half but we did create two good chances. The Dykes lob was poor but with his other effort, he really was unlucky: he controlled the ball well with a deft first touch, then drilled it low and on target but the keeper got an outstretched leg on it and saved it. If he had placed it much wider, he might have missed the target altogether. |
If he had played it just slightly wider, he might have scored. |  |
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:17 - Feb 24 with 1158 views | VancouverHoop |
We don't appear to have any more subs ready. | | | |
| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:18 - Feb 24 with 1118 views | BrianMcCarthy |
Wallace intercepts and attacks, to Austin, Willock, Austin, shot from edge of the area, Iversen parries, cleared. | |
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:18 - Feb 24 with 1084 views | R_from_afar |
Wallace interception, break, quality from Willock, Austin's shot is saved | |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:18 - Feb 24 with 1075 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:17 - Feb 24 by VancouverHoop |
We don't appear to have any more subs ready. |
Very surprising. We're running on fumes here. | |
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:18 - Feb 24 with 1071 views | strikerace |
Austin getting more involved now. Nice shot and save | | | |
| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:19 - Feb 24 with 998 views | VancouverHoop |
| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:18 - Feb 24 by BrianMcCarthy |
Very surprising. We're running on fumes here. |
Agreed. | | | |
| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:19 - Feb 24 with 987 views | R_from_afar |
Phew, Evans heads a corner wide | |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:19 - Feb 24 with 963 views | BrianMcCarthy |
Gordon cross from the right, Ball heads behind.
Corner on the right. | |
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:19 - Feb 24 with 941 views | numptydumpty |
Got to admit - its a terrible game
Deserves to be a nil nil but PNE much better than us first half
I would bring on Adomah Field and possibly Bonne no later than with 10 mins to go |  |
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:19 - Feb 24 with 937 views | BrianMcCarthy |
Headed wide by Evans. | |
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| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:19 - Feb 24 with 916 views | Greenbay |
Very odd - apart from Willock for Dykes - where are the other subs?
Crying out for fresh legs??? | | | |
| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:20 - Feb 24 with 897 views | BostonR |
Wallace getting rinsed. Need to get him off. |  | | |
| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:20 - Feb 24 with 868 views | ed_83 |
We’re looking very leggy now, really think we need to make some changes. Willock’s been sharp since coming on but we’re giving the ball (and chances) away for fun at the moment. | | | |
| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:20 - Feb 24 with 854 views | VancouverHoop |
| The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:19 - Feb 24 by VancouverHoop |
Agreed. |
There's a couple of players stripped off now. Bonne is one of them | | | |
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