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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread 09:00 - Feb 23 with 42892 viewsDorse

It has been estimated that approximately 13.8 billion years have passed since the beginning of the universe as we know it. Scientists have calculated that around 39% of that time has been wasted by Preston players feigning injury, complaining to the ref or kicking the ball away when their team is a goal up. These figures are startling: it seemed so much longer at the time.

What, if anything, can we expect playing north of Watford gap, midweek, at Preston? Under normal circumstances, a piss-boiling display of rampant gob-bummery administered ad nauseum by the game's foremost exponents of the Dark Arts. Coached by Baphomet himself, Preston have clearly offered their first born daughters to the Evil One in order to gain mystical control over time itself and weakened the minds of Championship referees. Is there any hope?

Yep. We got Charlie Austin. So there.
[Post edited 24 Feb 2021 8:54]

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:20 - Feb 24 with 2405 viewsGreenbay

Two QPR subs on.
Austin off replaced by Bonne.
Johanson off replaced by Field.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:21 - Feb 24 with 2388 viewsMrSheen

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:19 - Feb 24 by BrianMcCarthy

Headed wide by Evans.


Went to sleep and Evans pounced. Allegedly.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:21 - Feb 24 with 2380 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Austin off, Bonne on.
Jo-Jo off, Field on.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:21 - Feb 24 with 2362 viewsR_from_afar

Bonne and Field for Austin and Johansen

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:22 - Feb 24 with 2267 viewsEmpireStateRanger

Echoing that the squad seems really tired. Dickie especially.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:22 - Feb 24 with 2234 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Dickie gets done, cut-back put behind for a corner on the left.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:22 - Feb 24 with 2228 viewsR_from_afar

Kane with an "'Ave it" hoof clear from the PNE corner

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:23 - Feb 24 with 2215 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Kane clears the corner.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:23 - Feb 24 with 2207 viewsnumptydumpty

Yes whats happened to Jordy de Wiijs

"Walking in a Mackie Wonderland"
Poll: Whats going to happen to Man City ????

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:23 - Feb 24 with 2157 viewsVancouverHoop

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:22 - Feb 24 by EmpireStateRanger

Echoing that the squad seems really tired. Dickie especially.


Dickie won't be coming off though.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:23 - Feb 24 with 2137 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Barkhuizen for Gordon.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:24 - Feb 24 with 2059 viewsNov77

And they plant another effort in row z

Poll: December goal of the month - vote for your favourite R's goal during December

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:25 - Feb 24 with 1951 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Cunningham goal, headed clear. Potts volleys wildly off.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:25 - Feb 24 with 1948 viewsR_from_afar

Potts puts one into the School End. Yes, I mean that, that shot probably came back to earth in the Bush

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:25 - Feb 24 with 1919 viewsBrianMcCarthy

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:25 - Feb 24 by R_from_afar

Potts puts one into the School End. Yes, I mean that, that shot probably came back to earth in the Bush


The header out was by Barbet.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:25 - Feb 24 with 1898 viewsCLAREMAN1995

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 20:54 - Feb 24 by BrianMcCarthy

I'm behind again, it seems.

Anyone need my comms?


Half the globe needs your comms Brian at least 6 people
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:25 - Feb 24 with 1887 viewsBrianMcCarthy

82 played.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:26 - Feb 24 with 1847 viewsGreenbay

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:23 - Feb 24 by numptydumpty

Yes whats happened to Jordy de Wiijs


Played yesterday for U23 development squad.
Could play some time at Birmingham on Saturday.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:26 - Feb 24 with 1788 viewsVancouverHoop

Two attempts on goal tonight.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:27 - Feb 24 with 1717 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Willock on the left, in to Chair, Ball, Wallace, Willock, Chair, Field, Ball, cross blocked, Iversen takes.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:28 - Feb 24 with 1673 viewsEmpireStateRanger

Willock adding a little bite here.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:28 - Feb 24 with 1636 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Wallace and |Willock, Willock now, Wallace, cross to the far post, headed behind, corner on the right.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:29 - Feb 24 with 1517 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Ref with another salvo of whistles.

Barbet takes.

Headed clear.

Field, to Chair, to Barbet, Chair, fisted clear.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:29 - Feb 24 with 1508 viewsed_83

The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:28 - Feb 24 by EmpireStateRanger

Willock adding a little bite here.


Definitely, he’s brought more urgency, sees things and plays the ball that little bit quicker. Linking up with Chair nicely too.
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The Early Edition Midweek Northern 'Shithousery Special' Match Thread on 21:29 - Feb 24 with 1475 viewsVancouverHoop

Cameron giving the ref a good verbalising prior to the corner. Good lad!
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