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Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. 19:20 - Feb 1 with 5611 viewsDiscodroids

Just on my first beer of 2022. A Jupiler.

It's been so fu cking boring... hitting an all time low around the 20th of January consulting the Hemlock society book 'The art of self deliverance' Saturday night while watching Ant and Dec chunder out their carcinogenic synapse crushing sawtooth white noise tourture .

Thought about constructing my own Soylent Green symphony suicide suite when my chigwell mother in law called unannounced last sunday mornng at 9am with TWO 1000 piece puzzles designed by some Dutch Sex Fiend.

Lager. Love it.

PS. My first dry January, Had to be done i put on 2 stone of timber last year and look like a hybrid mutation of Popeye Doyle and Grouty from 'Porridge'

Respect to anyone who completed the 31 days.

"...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn."

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Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 00:37 - Feb 3 with 1193 viewsBoston

Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 10:04 - Feb 2 by robith

Went to a cask only beer festival when I lived in Clapton. Saw a guy drinking a half of mild wearing a Harlequins shirt, on top of another Harlequins shirt


Were you undressing him with your eyes?

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 21:55 - Feb 3 with 1058 viewsDorse

Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 00:29 - Feb 3 by kensalriser

If QPR have made you happy Dorse, you are a truly exceptional human being.


I try to stay humble.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 17:07 - Feb 4 with 943 viewsPunteR

4 months sober . I wish I could still drink but that's me done with all that now.
I don't miss the hangovers, the heartburn and my hard earned money pissing down the toilet.

Occasional providers of half decent House music.

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Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 18:09 - Feb 4 with 866 viewsdistortR

my first visit to the pub this year, was last friday.
It ended up with my wife and infirm mother-in-law stranded, everyone going hungry and me in the dog house.
It was only supposed to be a quick half, but I bumped into a mate, I got the taste - 4 hours and 6 pints later.......
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Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 19:18 - Feb 4 with 819 viewsPunteR

Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 18:09 - Feb 4 by distortR

my first visit to the pub this year, was last friday.
It ended up with my wife and infirm mother-in-law stranded, everyone going hungry and me in the dog house.
It was only supposed to be a quick half, but I bumped into a mate, I got the taste - 4 hours and 6 pints later.......


Yeh yeh.. only suppose to be a quick half..!? When does that ever happen.? Can't believe your missus fell for it. She's only got herself to blame there..lol

Occasional providers of half decent House music.

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Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 20:08 - Feb 4 with 801 viewsdezzar

Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 18:09 - Feb 4 by distortR

my first visit to the pub this year, was last friday.
It ended up with my wife and infirm mother-in-law stranded, everyone going hungry and me in the dog house.
It was only supposed to be a quick half, but I bumped into a mate, I got the taste - 4 hours and 6 pints later.......


Lightweight thats not proper drinking
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Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 21:58 - Feb 4 with 755 viewsdistortR

Dry January. Strung out in heaven's high. on 19:18 - Feb 4 by PunteR

Yeh yeh.. only suppose to be a quick half..!? When does that ever happen.? Can't believe your missus fell for it. She's only got herself to blame there..lol


my wife's catholic, it was my son's confirmation, the story doesn't get better!

(they were stranded outside the church, I had accidentally(!) turned my phone off..........)
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