| Office Xmas parties 09:57 - Dec 7 with 6803 views | Discodroids |
office xmas party last night
I can honestly say i'd rather be paralysed with GHB mainlined into my gooch laying on an offcut of MFI underlay in the basement of john wayne gacey's Ranch, while he's on the mooch for hairless puckered arseholes to violate, than go to another .
I'd rather be Hugh Grants walnut turned fleurs-de-lys strap-on plunging helplessley into some sundry Bronx prostitutes dirtbox like a f ucked chernobyl graphite rod , than ever go to another office xmas party. I've had more fun whacking me meatus between two B&Q sanding blocks.
Problem is , i only meet the people i work with a couple of times a year and then we are thrust into a room every december and told to socialise to a soundtrack of Greg lake and Jona louie while being plied with booze. It's like some crazed GDR social experiment at the Trabant works factory.
My hangover is so evil I threw up this morning for the first time since Terry mcCann had furry dice in his Mk2 capri. I've actually got the shakes like Nicholas cage in 'leaving las Vagas'. I'm shuffling about the house like a short eye nonce on E wing with the tea urn.
I just hurled back up two milk thistle tablets and My berroca drink. i'll probably still be processing the toxins for 3 months. My only task today is to take in the 11am shop from ocado. The thought of dealing with this seems gargantuan. Caught a reflection of myself in the mirror. look like Gene hackman on angel dust.
'er indoors is most impressed. Called me a 'peg toothed c unt ' before she left for work.
True Romance.
Think i'll give it a miss next year.
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edit; any tips for a hangover? [Post edited 7 Dec 2023 10:11]
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| Office Xmas parties on 21:16 - Dec 7 with 1729 views | Dorse |
In years gone by, I would describe the mother of all hangovers as 'hair ache'.
Since then, my hair has fcuking done one, so I should be alright. Office Christmas parties: 'FUN!' is not fun.
Disco, you've still got it mate. You had me at 'gooch', you gorgeous creature. |  |
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| Office Xmas parties on 09:35 - Dec 8 with 1490 views | Toast_R |
Not making mine tonight, been struck down with the flu. Not sure if Covid or not but completely wiped me out since Tuesday. Only this morning do I feel somewhat human again but a long way to go. Saves me a few quid and calories I suppose. |  | | |
| Office Xmas parties on 09:51 - Dec 8 with 1472 views | robith |
| Office Xmas parties on 10:01 - Dec 7 by robith |
It's mine tonight - I've literally just gotten over covid so after 2 drinks I'm gonna be anyones.
Hangover tips - depends if it's a head hangover or a stomach one. Head - baby steps - some carbs, bit of sugar, plenty of water supped gently and you'll be back in the groove.
Stomach hangover- there's no cure and food is your enemy. You're done and just have to wait it out |
Turns out unlimited free negronis are sadly not free of consequence, uuuugggghhhhh |  | | |
| Office Xmas parties on 09:59 - Dec 8 with 1450 views | TheChef |
| Office Xmas parties on 09:51 - Dec 8 by robith |
Turns out unlimited free negronis are sadly not free of consequence, uuuugggghhhhh |
I love a negroni, but making an evening of them is likely to end very badly... |  |
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| Office Xmas parties on 18:11 - Dec 8 with 1243 views | Discodroids |
Back on it lads..
Got to make the most of it with 'er indoors Jo in venice until tomorrow , as it's over to the chigwell mother in law for sunday lunch to talk about her piles , Lupins & old flo next door who has typhus, consumption, Scarlet fever and can't chew her Oakhouse Lasagne without help from a potato ricer.
The way of this 5th dan shaolin monk East end dragon is arduous lads..
One must be shapeless, formless, like Lowenbrau. When you pour lowenbrau into a pint glass , it becomes the pint glass. When you pour Lowenbrau into a bottle, it becomes the bottle. When you pour Lowenbrau into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Become like Lowenbrau, loft for words. [Post edited 8 Dec 2023 18:11]
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| "...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn." |
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| Office Xmas parties on 18:18 - Dec 8 with 1225 views | Mick_S |
I’ve just had a Sagres. It’s poor, very, very poor.
Red wine wins tonight. |  |
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| Office Xmas parties on 20:24 - Dec 8 with 1154 views | derbyhoop |
There are many advantages in being retired. Disco just given me a other one.
Although Xmas parties weren't a big thing when you work freelance. Xmas party for 1 doesnt do it. |  |
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Find me on twitter @derbyhoop |
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| Office Xmas parties on 20:38 - Dec 8 with 1138 views | Discodroids |
| Office Xmas parties on 20:24 - Dec 8 by derbyhoop |
There are many advantages in being retired. Disco just given me a other one.
Although Xmas parties weren't a big thing when you work freelance. Xmas party for 1 doesnt do it. |
True Derby. I yearn for retirement. you have the right idea South of france magic. Beautiful. | |
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| Office Xmas parties on 21:39 - Dec 8 with 1080 views | thame_hoops |
A free meal and booze, what’s not to like! |  | | |
| Office Xmas parties on 00:55 - Dec 9 with 1002 views | FredManRave |
Back in the 90's, as a young City banker recently promoted to the Trading Desk at a US Investment Bank, we went out for our Christmas Dinner for drinks and eats and wanting to impress my new colleagues, in my finite wisdom, I thought I'd do so by keeping up with them when it got round to the shots sessions.
Bear in mind these were experienced pros in the game and I was but a fresh out the pub Fosters top, lightweight, this was only ever going to go one way.
Later that evening I was being carried out through the kitchens so as not to be seen by the hierachy and after about the 5th attempt, a desperate cab driver was prepared to take me home.
Woke up the next day, remembered nothing, but I do remember walking onto the trading floor at about 10am and all the traders standing up, as one, to give me a big round of applause.
It was nice to be appreciated. [Post edited 9 Dec 2023 0:58]
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| Office Xmas parties on 00:59 - Dec 9 with 995 views | Discodroids |
| Office Xmas parties on 00:55 - Dec 9 by FredManRave |
Back in the 90's, as a young City banker recently promoted to the Trading Desk at a US Investment Bank, we went out for our Christmas Dinner for drinks and eats and wanting to impress my new colleagues, in my finite wisdom, I thought I'd do so by keeping up with them when it got round to the shots sessions.
Bear in mind these were experienced pros in the game and I was but a fresh out the pub Fosters top, lightweight, this was only ever going to go one way.
Later that evening I was being carried out through the kitchens so as not to be seen by the hierachy and after about the 5th attempt, a desperate cab driver was prepared to take me home.
Woke up the next day, remembered nothing, but I do remember walking onto the trading floor at about 10am and all the traders standing up, as one, to give me a big round of applause.
It was nice to be appreciated. [Post edited 9 Dec 2023 0:58]
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Paul parker tells me your still a lightweight fred. of course i told him to f uck off but he said you fell over in the adelaide pub at the frankie reunion after a double diamond and a lamot pils. | |
| "...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn." |
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| Office Xmas parties on 01:05 - Dec 9 with 985 views | FredManRave |
| Office Xmas parties on 00:59 - Dec 9 by Discodroids |
Paul parker tells me your still a lightweight fred. of course i told him to f uck off but he said you fell over in the adelaide pub at the frankie reunion after a double diamond and a lamot pils. |
Ha! Last time we went out he got totally wasted, spent the next day throwing up and blaming the fact he hadn't lined his stomach beforehand with his usual bowl of Rice Crispies. True Story!
And we never even went to the Adelaide, which tells it's own story!
You coming out to the next Frankie Reunion, Glenn? Southampton home game, Saturday 23rd of December?
They say don't meet your heroes but you won't change your opinion of me even after we meet! | |
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| Office Xmas parties on 01:14 - Dec 9 with 965 views | Discodroids |
| Office Xmas parties on 01:05 - Dec 9 by FredManRave |
Ha! Last time we went out he got totally wasted, spent the next day throwing up and blaming the fact he hadn't lined his stomach beforehand with his usual bowl of Rice Crispies. True Story!
And we never even went to the Adelaide, which tells it's own story!
You coming out to the next Frankie Reunion, Glenn? Southampton home game, Saturday 23rd of December?
They say don't meet your heroes but you won't change your opinion of me even after we meet! |
Ahh fred i'd love to mate. steve told me about the southampton game but it's so close to xmas i just know i'd go radio rental meeting up with you lot and probaly end up in skip somewhere in merthyr tydfil smoking crack with winston silcott.
I mentioned it to my boy simon who wants to go i suppose i'll have to chance it and meet up with you all. 'er indoors has given me the ok so long as iget back by xmas lunch.
btw mate, given the picture i saw of you all atthe frankie reunion, you are by far the best looking bloke there. almost akos buzacky levels.. | |
| "...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn." |
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| Office Xmas parties on 01:22 - Dec 9 with 957 views | FredManRave |
| Office Xmas parties on 01:14 - Dec 9 by Discodroids |
Ahh fred i'd love to mate. steve told me about the southampton game but it's so close to xmas i just know i'd go radio rental meeting up with you lot and probaly end up in skip somewhere in merthyr tydfil smoking crack with winston silcott.
I mentioned it to my boy simon who wants to go i suppose i'll have to chance it and meet up with you all. 'er indoors has given me the ok so long as iget back by xmas lunch.
btw mate, given the picture i saw of you all atthe frankie reunion, you are by far the best looking bloke there. almost akos buzacky levels.. |
Yeah, right, like there'd be any crack left after a Frankie Boys reunion!
The rest of your message is all true. | |
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| Office Xmas parties on 09:09 - Dec 9 with 802 views | loftboy |
In the mid eighties I worked for a distribution centre in Bracknell for a well know. Ladies clothes shop, probably 300 women and 100 blokes, all year round the office staff (most were stunners) looked down on us riff raff, but a couple of hours into our Christmas do’s it was like fishing in a goldfish bowl! 😇 |  |
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| Office Xmas parties on 10:45 - Dec 9 with 741 views | hantssi |
| Office Xmas parties on 09:09 - Dec 9 by loftboy |
In the mid eighties I worked for a distribution centre in Bracknell for a well know. Ladies clothes shop, probably 300 women and 100 blokes, all year round the office staff (most were stunners) looked down on us riff raff, but a couple of hours into our Christmas do’s it was like fishing in a goldfish bowl! 😇 |
DP?!
My wife used to work for them in the head office in Oxford Street, used to visit the warehouse about once a fortnight.
I loved meeting up with her after work! |  | | |
| Office Xmas parties on 12:42 - Dec 9 with 683 views | loftboy |
| Office Xmas parties on 10:45 - Dec 9 by hantssi |
DP?!
My wife used to work for them in the head office in Oxford Street, used to visit the warehouse about once a fortnight.
I loved meeting up with her after work! |
Yes it was, originally on the western road then moved to where Waitrose is on Ellesfield avenue.
In 1986 I went to the dinner dance at the Heathrow hotel which included the Oxford street store,I won a Phillips portable colour TV in the raffle! | |
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