| Polter- Bids on the table 08:18 - Jul 13 with 3018 views | Dorse |
From the Offish: 'Queens Park Rangers can confirm that Sebastian Polter has several bids on the table and is considering his options.
"Obviously, I do not want to leave QPR or London but I have to do the right thing for my family" said the striker yesterday.
The table was bought from IKEA 3 years ago and, since moving home, it no longer fits the dining room. eBay has confirmed that there are 4 bids and 13 people watching.'
I warned you. I warned you all. Accede to my demands and no one will get hurt. |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Polter- Bids on the table on 08:34 - Jul 13 with 2929 views | johncharles |
Good to start the day with a giggle |  |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
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| Polter- Bids on the table on 08:48 - Jul 13 with 2866 views | Pommyhoop |
| Polter- Bids on the table on 08:34 - Jul 13 by johncharles |
Good to start the day with a giggle |
'Twas more of a nervous laugh tinged with much relief.
Rather fond of the big German chap. |  |
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| Polter- Bids on the table on 08:49 - Jul 13 with 2855 views | TheChef |
Oh Dorse, you are quite the one, aren't you? |  |
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| Polter- Bids on the table on 08:52 - Jul 13 with 2834 views | WokingR |
You git !  |  | | |
| Polter- Bids on the table on 10:02 - Jul 13 with 2641 views | londonscottish |
I actually took that seriously first time round.
You Toszer. |  |
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| Polter- Bids on the table on 10:03 - Jul 13 with 2634 views | kingsburyR |
Gimp!!!
It was only now that I realised that I really like the BFG...so thanks for that! |  |
| Dont know why we bother. .... but we do! |
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| Polter- Bids on the table on 10:18 - Jul 13 with 2564 views | rsonist |
| Polter- Bids on the table on 10:03 - Jul 13 by kingsburyR |
Gimp!!!
It was only now that I realised that I really like the BFG...so thanks for that! |
Yeah I was quite surprised how terrified I was there for a second. Let this joke thread be a lesson to us all. |  | | |
| Polter- Bids on the table on 11:00 - Jul 13 with 2456 views | DesertBoot |
I heard he wife recently gave birth to twins. Bibs on the table. |  |
| Wish I could be like David Watts |
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| Polter- Bids on the table on 11:22 - Jul 13 with 2396 views | Mick_S |
Remarkable likeness. That's the table.
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| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| Polter- Bids on the table on 11:48 - Jul 13 with 2340 views | eccles |
I've never been polts biggest fan, but when I read the headline to this topic my first thought was "OH NO! Don't sell him!"
Turns out I'm quite fond of the BFG after all.
Quite relieved now. |  | | |
| Polter- Bids on the table on 11:57 - Jul 13 with 2304 views | FredManRave |
When I first saw the title I thought damn you Lincoln Red Imps because I guessed he'd want to go there to get Champions League football.
Do you have the ebay link for the table?! |  |
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| Polter- Bids on the table on 13:32 - Jul 13 with 2019 views | Dorse |
| Polter- Bids on the table on 11:57 - Jul 13 by FredManRave |
When I first saw the title I thought damn you Lincoln Red Imps because I guessed he'd want to go there to get Champions League football.
Do you have the ebay link for the table?! |
It's part of a set. Very popular in nihilist, Bauhaus German circles.
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| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Polter- Bids on the table on 14:05 - Jul 13 with 1928 views | FredManRave |
| Polter- Bids on the table on 13:32 - Jul 13 by Dorse |
It's part of a set. Very popular in nihilist, Bauhaus German circles.
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That's Woking's living room, that is. | |
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| Polter- Bids on the table on 14:54 - Jul 13 with 1845 views | WokingR |
| Polter- Bids on the table on 14:05 - Jul 13 by FredManRave |
That's Woking's living room, that is. |
Almost
Just not with the yellow pants
They really wouldn't go with the curtains | | | |
| Polter- Bids on the table on 14:59 - Jul 13 with 1833 views | Brightonhoop |
Got me. Hope he gets top dollar for the table....  |  | | |
| Polter- Bids on the table on 15:04 - Jul 13 with 1826 views | Mick_S |
| Polter- Bids on the table on 14:05 - Jul 13 by FredManRave |
That's Woking's living room, that is. |
Done well getting those baby clouds in. | |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| Polter- Bids on the table on 16:21 - Jul 13 with 1707 views | BrianMcCarthy |
You will go straight to Hell!  |  |
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| Polter- Bids on the table on 18:21 - Jul 13 with 1543 views | Honkytonks |
I so wanted it to be true...the chap is an awful awful foitballer |  | | |
| Polter- Bids on the table on 19:27 - Jul 13 with 1442 views | johncharles |
| Polter- Bids on the table on 14:05 - Jul 13 by FredManRave |
That's Woking's living room, that is. |
Wait till you see the bedroom  | |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
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| Polter- Bids on the table on 20:49 - Jul 13 with 1313 views | bosh67 |
You got me.
But, like IKEA Seb is not the finished article.
He's not finished... He's German. |  |
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