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When I was a kid I actually had a nightmare that Sir Les (as he was known then) died in some kind of explosive briefcase booby-trap just before going to the 1994 world cup.
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Boring football dreams on 11:49 - May 14 with 1720 views
When I was a kid I actually had a nightmare that Sir Les (as he was known then) died in some kind of explosive briefcase booby-trap just before going to the 1994 world cup.
Well that certainly wasn't boring!
Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?
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Boring football dreams on 11:53 - May 14 with 1701 views
I once had a dream which was a 0-0 borefest against Coventry, seemingly in real time. It was so boring that in the dream I told myself to wake up at half time. I did, but I fell asleep again and had to endure the whole second half, which was even worse.
However in another dream I met David Bardsley, which was, like, amaaaaaazing.
A magnificent football club, the love of our lives, finding a way to finally have its day in the sun.
When I was about 11 my Mum asked me at breakfast one morning in a concerned manner if I was feeling okay. I said fine and why? Apparently in the middle of the night I'd woken the whole house up and probably the neighbours too with a blood-curdling scream. Mum ran into the bedroom to find me sitting bolt upright. When she asked me what was wrong I said with anguish: "Eastoe's missed again" I have no recollection of this.
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Eastoe, in the real, bagging 2 against Man U in a 4-0 trouncing! Ave it!
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Boring football dreams on 12:17 - May 14 with 1644 views
not boring, but one of my weirdest dreams was football related.
I was playing in the Scottish cup final, which was being played on theAberdeen links golf course (I was living in Aberdeen at the time, so thats not the completely weird bit), but the opposition was a bunch of sea lions, theballs were large red beach balls which the sea lions kept balancing on their noses, and I was complaining to the ref that it was cheating.
Not really tedious, but I used to dream that I made my way up the football ladder (starting off with my Sunday league side) by fluke, playing really well every time a scout was watching until I ended up playing for England where I reverted back to my overweight lead footed self, and ended up a hate figure amongst my teammates and 90,000 fans because I was shite.
Haunting.
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Boring football dreams on 13:34 - May 14 with 1506 views
Boring football dreams on 12:41 - May 14 by DannyPaddox
A Jungian on the other hand would say this clearly demonstrates four at the back and six in the middle of the park with a mythical false number nine.
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The Jungian would see that this dream represents our shared consciousness becoming aware that it doesn't matter which right-sided players are at the club, as they'll only ending playing left-back anyway.
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Boring football dreams on 13:57 - May 14 with 1441 views
In 1990 I dreamt Paul Parker scored the winner in that years World Cup Final. Gazza dribbled through the whole defence but when he got to the goal line he back heeled it to Paul who got on his hands and knees and headed it over the line.
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Boring football dreams on 15:51 - May 14 with 1305 views
Boring football dreams on 15:26 - May 14 by smegma
In 1990 I dreamt Paul Parker scored the winner in that years World Cup Final. Gazza dribbled through the whole defence but when he got to the goal line he back heeled it to Paul who got on his hands and knees and headed it over the line.
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nah a 40 yard screamer at least for Moi
talking of dreams I had a dream we won our opening game of the world cup 2-0 , so im having a bet on that, mind you Gazza did set up the 1st goal and I cant see him getting a call up
And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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