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Harry takes over at Walford Town, signs 3/4 of the Brazilian 2004 W/C squad on £50k pw per player, takes them to the final of the Knees Up Mother Brown Cup, where they lose on penalties to Mile End Utd. The club go bankrupt, Harry goes, “Me knees!” and fuc ks-off to Canvey, whilst poor old Arthur Fowler spins in his grave.
Or, Harry takes over the Vic, gets caught with his hand in the till, goes, “Me knees!” falls to the floor, and pretends to be dead until the Old Bill have fuc ked-off.
Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts
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Get out of my triffic pub! on 23:52 - Feb 21 with 2608 views
'Arry has his trousers pulled down whilst making jam roly-polies for the Mitchell's, his candle face falls in the mix, so Sky hire him to appear on Soccer Sunday because they feel sorry for him. It will run and run, a never ending naus!
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Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me!
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Get out of my triffic pub! on 07:32 - Feb 22 with 2421 views
Not only does he not need the money, he’s stealing a job from someone else. A qualified, experienced actor.
How would football like it (I know Gordon Taylor wouldn’t) if actors, models, chefs, tv presenters, etc all decided to take up jobs in football? They can’t get jobs in their own field ‘cos they’re all taken up by fukin footballers.
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Get out of my triffic pub! on 10:30 - Feb 22 with 2249 views
New Walford character loveable-rogue Harry Catnip (Harry Redknapp) begins to think he’s losing his marbles when his knees (voiced by Ant & Dec) start talking to him.
At the end of his flipping tether he consults local healer Mr Modiba (played by Glen Hoddle) who tells him his knees may have done something bad in a previous life.
Harry’s knees redeem themselves in the Vic when they help eject an unruly wine-drinking Northern customer (played by Sam Allardyce).
Now at peace with his Geordie-talking knees, Harry is thrown into dismay again as his closest friend and companion, Rosie the Dog (played by Kenneth Branagh) is kidnapped by Chechen rebels.
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Get out of my triffic pub! on 10:44 - Feb 22 with 2212 views
Get out of my triffic pub! on 10:30 - Feb 22 by DannyPaddox
New Walford character loveable-rogue Harry Catnip (Harry Redknapp) begins to think he’s losing his marbles when his knees (voiced by Ant & Dec) start talking to him.
At the end of his flipping tether he consults local healer Mr Modiba (played by Glen Hoddle) who tells him his knees may have done something bad in a previous life.
Harry’s knees redeem themselves in the Vic when they help eject an unruly wine-drinking Northern customer (played by Sam Allardyce).
Now at peace with his Geordie-talking knees, Harry is thrown into dismay again as his closest friend and companion, Rosie the Dog (played by Kenneth Branagh) is kidnapped by Chechen rebels.
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What about Harry’s knees aren’t totally healed, but instead, Harry discovers that he can now play the piano with them? So he starts belting out all the old favourites, whilst making his way up and down the piano keyboard on his knees? Harry on the Ol’ Joanna (literally) with Kenneth Branagh dressed as a dog in an animal print jumpsuit and hoop earrings, barking along to ‘Maybe it’s because I’m a Londoner’, whilst cashing-up and doing the books at one end of the bar? Could that work?
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Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts
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Get out of my triffic pub! on 11:30 - Feb 22 with 2100 views
Get out of my triffic pub! on 11:27 - Feb 22 by Konk
What about Harry’s knees aren’t totally healed, but instead, Harry discovers that he can now play the piano with them? So he starts belting out all the old favourites, whilst making his way up and down the piano keyboard on his knees? Harry on the Ol’ Joanna (literally) with Kenneth Branagh dressed as a dog in an animal print jumpsuit and hoop earrings, barking along to ‘Maybe it’s because I’m a Londoner’, whilst cashing-up and doing the books at one end of the bar? Could that work?
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Harry and Konk discuss ideas.
Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?
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Get out of my triffic pub! on 11:38 - Feb 22 with 2065 views
Get out of my triffic pub! on 12:14 - Feb 22 by Mick_S
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"I said to my Sandra, I said, 'Look, girl, this is a chance to do something I never thought I'd get to do; bankrupt a fictional football club. I just need one TV transfer window and then I'll call it a day.' I grew-up in Poplar, so I'd do West Ham one week, and Walford Town the next. I used to go with me mates from school; Arthur Fowler, Pete Beale, Dirty Den, Ali from the minicab office...Big Ron off the market...they had a good team in them days".
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