| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday 11:39 - Aug 30 with 3997 views | SimonJames |
Me and Sir Jim Beam put our drinking caps on and came up with:
1. We all sign a letter to Charlie saying Please, please, PLEAASSSEEEE don't leave us Charlie. (Sounds a bit like a clingy girlfriend though).
2. We sabotage all Premiership communication options on Tuesday, and steal Levy's fax machine. (I volunteer to do Norwich as it's only 70 miles away).
3. Twenty-four hour kidnap of Charlie, to prevent him signing anything. (Has anyone got a van?) |  |
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| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 11:47 - Aug 30 with 3330 views | 2Thomas2Bowles |
Funny how no one has had any real info on him joining another club, so far it's all been guess work and off the mark, which is strange with a high profile player.
Maybe he will go maybe he won't. |  |
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| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 11:47 - Aug 30 with 3329 views | Pablo_Hoopsta |
4. Can some techno folks initiate a DDoS on the QPR servers?
5. Someone at BT nobble the phone/fax/Internet services at HQ?
6. Someone in MI5 (there must be someone out there!) track the club suits on their mobiles and kill the signal towers in their area so no in/out going calls can be made?
7. Someone in the club (go on Mr Taylor, your time is now!!!) steal the toner from the printer/fax just in case points 4/5 aren't fullfilled, as well as all black ball point pens.
8. Someone send Chaz some pics on Twitter if how upset their cats/kids/wives/grandmothers will be if he were to leave. |  | | |
| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 11:47 - Aug 30 with 3267 views | ade_qpr |
Simple just fire an electromagnetic pulse (EMP) over Loftus road that will kill any fax or phone calls  |  |
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| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 11:50 - Aug 30 with 3231 views | Discodroids |
For those old enough on here to remember
Give Chas the Old 'Altered states ' Treatment in a sensory deprevation flotation tank until tuesday night. |  |
| "...The monkey is never dead, Dealer. The monkey never dies. When you kick him off, he just hides in a corner, waiting his turn." |
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| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 11:53 - Aug 30 with 3223 views | PunteR |
What!!? Do you mean the "Charlie Austin we want you to stay" songs haven't worked..? |  |
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| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 13:24 - Aug 30 with 3104 views | Bushman |
Could he pass a medical & have a deal wrapped up by Tuesday?
He must be running out of time given his past attempt to sign for Hull. |  |
| I know almost nothing about the Premier League even though I try to catch the big games every now and then at the end of the season. But I will say this, Queens Park Rangers is just a fukking sick ass team name. Just sounds so cool. |
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| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 13:33 - Aug 30 with 3038 views | bobby |
he will fail the medical at Norwich because he is one finger short |  |
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| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 13:34 - Aug 30 with 3032 views | enfieldargh |
both Traore and Charlie have got beards, do you think anyone would notice? |  |
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| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 13:45 - Aug 30 with 2998 views | 2Thomas2Bowles |
Don't think he wants to move north of Watford gap unless it were Man U
West Ham are not going for him
CP look like they don't need him
Can't see him going to Chelscum to sit in the stands
Arsenal, not their sort of player
Spurs won't want to pay 15 Mill and have not shown any real interest so far
Southampton again not shown any interest so far
Hoping it all stays like that but like Remy, who knows.
The press hounds will be at every ground and training ground, yet not a sniff in the papers or tv today. [Post edited 30 Aug 2015 13:50]
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| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 14:14 - Aug 30 with 2935 views | HollowayRanger |
| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 13:45 - Aug 30 by 2Thomas2Bowles |
Don't think he wants to move north of Watford gap unless it were Man U
West Ham are not going for him
CP look like they don't need him
Can't see him going to Chelscum to sit in the stands
Arsenal, not their sort of player
Spurs won't want to pay 15 Mill and have not shown any real interest so far
Southampton again not shown any interest so far
Hoping it all stays like that but like Remy, who knows.
The press hounds will be at every ground and training ground, yet not a sniff in the papers or tv today. [Post edited 30 Aug 2015 13:50]
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maybe Leicester will try again they did offer 12 mill after all but would Charlie fancy it |  |
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| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 15:54 - Aug 30 with 2804 views | ade_qpr |
Trade soon to be announced.
Sorry folks but Charlie has received his golden ticket and will join other star players like Augustus Gloop, Veruca Salt, Violet Beauregarde and other Oompa Loompas. Manager Willy Wonka as agreed to terms for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Yes sorry getting coat now. 
Did have fun watching the original movie today  | |
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| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 16:04 - Aug 30 with 2777 views | Bushman |
| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 15:54 - Aug 30 by ade_qpr |
Trade soon to be announced.
Sorry folks but Charlie has received his golden ticket and will join other star players like Augustus Gloop, Veruca Salt, Violet Beauregarde and other Oompa Loompas. Manager Willy Wonka as agreed to terms for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Yes sorry getting coat now.
Did have fun watching the original movie today |
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| I know almost nothing about the Premier League even though I try to catch the big games every now and then at the end of the season. But I will say this, Queens Park Rangers is just a fukking sick ass team name. Just sounds so cool. |
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| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 16:20 - Aug 30 with 2756 views | kensalriser |
The Levy and his fax machine gag is getting a little long in the tooth now. Especially as no-one's used one for years. |  |
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| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 16:30 - Aug 30 with 2728 views | essextaxiboy |
I think Levy will come in at the last minute for Charlie .
We should stand on with him for the full price , we dont appear to need the cash . Hopefully we have a replacement lined up |  | | |
| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 19:05 - Aug 30 with 2605 views | GetMeRangers |
Think we are missing the point here. Bianca wears the trousers in that household. She has apparently been overheard saying that they probably will move but it wont be far as they are happy where they live atm
Dear Bianca. Your husband will grow again to his post wedding size unless he gets regular starts. He needs to stay at QPR for him to return to his trim and fit best |  | | |
| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 19:59 - Aug 30 with 2544 views | baz_qpr |
1/2 favourite with the bookies to go to Man Utd - he was 8/1 with Skybet 20 mins ago to stay. I had a bit of that, back in to 7/2 to stay now |  | | |
| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 20:07 - Aug 30 with 2507 views | actonman |
| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 19:59 - Aug 30 by baz_qpr |
1/2 favourite with the bookies to go to Man Utd - he was 8/1 with Skybet 20 mins ago to stay. I had a bit of that, back in to 7/2 to stay now |
If there is any likelyhood of Man Utd sniffing and I would take sky bet odds with an iceberg sized pinch of salt, I would decline any offer under 20 million from those cnts ! |  | | |
| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 21:15 - Aug 30 with 2413 views | GetMeRangers |
Seen a great solution on Twitter. We should follow levy's lead and say that anyone taking Chaz has to take junior and Traore as part of the deal...
That should keep him here | | | |
| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 06:22 - Aug 31 with 2294 views | johnhoop |
If the newspaper report is accurate we could start by paying him the fcuking money we owe him for the end of the month. If it isn't we should sue them. |  | | |
| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 10:17 - Aug 31 with 2159 views | Pablo_Hoopsta |
Link? | | | |
| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 10:24 - Aug 31 with 2136 views | horshamHoop |
pay him 100k a week and throw in Ellyse Perry - that should just about do it! | | | |
| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 10:34 - Aug 31 with 2109 views | johnhoop |
| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 10:17 - Aug 31 by Pablo_Hoopsta |
Link? |
Dunno how to do links Pablo but it's all in a thread titled "Players wages docked" on page 2. Of course, as many have said on there, it's from the Mail so it could just be b-llocks. But if it is I would have thought it would be defamatory and we could take legal action. And if it's true I would have thought it's not a tactic designed to encourage him to stay at the club. | | | |
| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 11:10 - Aug 31 with 2052 views | Pablo_Hoopsta |
| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 10:34 - Aug 31 by johnhoop |
Dunno how to do links Pablo but it's all in a thread titled "Players wages docked" on page 2. Of course, as many have said on there, it's from the Mail so it could just be b-llocks. But if it is I would have thought it would be defamatory and we could take legal action. And if it's true I would have thought it's not a tactic designed to encourage him to stay at the club. |
Cheers I found it - that raises questions and the silence is deafening!, | | | |
| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 11:19 - Aug 31 with 2038 views | isawqpratwcity |
| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 11:10 - Aug 31 by Pablo_Hoopsta |
Cheers I found it - that raises questions and the silence is deafening!, |
Assume its bollox. |  |
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| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 11:58 - Aug 31 with 2003 views | Pablo_Hoopsta |
| Tactics to prevent Charlie leaving on Tuesday on 11:19 - Aug 31 by isawqpratwcity |
Assume its bollox. |
As do I, transfer window rubbish, but just as I know the club can't respond to every piece of crap in the press I wish they would once in a while pull some rag up about it. Charlie responded in a great way to the porno guy the other week, a response in kind would be fitting from the club. | | | |
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